Hey, guys! Welcome to the next chapter of 'The Incredible Adventures of Stratobeam!'. I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, as the OC Sylens Mayfield belongs entirely to my friend 9655.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
~{March 16, 2023}~
"..." A bored Bob Parr can be seen residing inside his office while doing his usual dull work as he and his wife were still a little bit tense about what happened yesterday and it didn't help that Rick called him yesterday about the incident last night as he was in hot water and it left him bitter and annoyed as it didn't help that his work phone began ringing and reached over to press it to activate it.
"Mr. Huph would like to talk to you in his office, Mr. Parr," Mr. Huph's Secretary says as Bobo groaned and rubbed his forehead.
"Now?"
"HAVEN'T YOU GOT HIM YET, HEY WHERE IS HE!? PLEASE! RIGHT NOW!"
"...Now." Mr. Huph's Secretary stated bluntly with Mr. Huph continuing to yell indistinctly over the phone as Bob sighed heavily and eventually got up from his office as he heads to Huph's Office, not knowing that Mirage slowly walked onto the scene while disguised as a worker as she made her way over to Bob's Office to leave something behind for him and we fast forward in time as we see Bob walking into Mr. Huph's Office and spotted his boss sharpening his Pencil and aligns it with 3 others placed on his desk as he clasped his hands together and gave his employee a stoic glare.
"Sit down, Bob." Mr. Huph ordered as Bob sat down on the chair placed in front of his boss's desk, but his movement caused the desk to shake a bit, and moved the 4th pencil as Huph re-aligned it. "I'm not happy, Bob. NOT, HAPPY." Mr. Huph says with a firm and angry tone as he then gets up from his desk and begins pacing in front of a nervous Bob. "Ask me why."
"...Okay...why?"
"Why what? Be specific, Bob." Mr. Huph ordered as Bob groaned lightly.
"Why are you unhappy?"
"Your customers make me unhappy."
"What, you've gotten complaints?" A confused Bob asked as Mr. Huph scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"Complaints? Oh, I can handle that. What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge of lnsuricare's inner workings! They're experts! EXPERTS, BOB! Exploiting every single loophole, dodging every obstacle! They're PENETRATING the bureaucracy!"
"Did I do something illegal?" Bob asked with a sly grin as Mr. Huph paused and clenched his fists as he gritted his teeth.
"No..." Mr. Huph admitted begrudgingly as Bob narrowed his eyes at him angrily.
"Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers?"
"The law requires that I answer no." Mr. Huph says as Bob looks disgusted by his actions.
"We're supposed to help people!"
"We're supposed to help OUR PEOPLE! Starting with our stockholders, Bob! Who's helping them out, HUH!?" Mr. Huph snapped before sighing heavily as he regained his composure. "You know, Bob..." Mr. Huph trailed off while reaching over to grab a letter and moved it over so that Bob could see it as it reads:
Memo: Policy Notification
To: Employee
From: Gilbert Huph
Due to financial cutbacks, you will be expected to self-expense all office supplies, including but not limited to pencils, erasers, pens, paper, stationery, folders, staples, paper clips, brads, and photocopies. All parking will now be metered by the hour. Electricity consumption and all telephone charges will be deducted from your paycheck.
The Board of Directors at Insuricare wishes to thank you for your selfless sacrifice through this time of financial uncertainty. It is because of you, the employee, that Insuricare has recorded its highest profit in years. Remember, a successful company makes for successful employees.
Salutations, Gilbert Huph
"...a company..." Mr. Huph trailed off with Bob growing more frustrated and angry by what he was doing as he scoffed and looked away.
"Is like an enormous clock."
"...is like an enormous clo-Yes, precisely. It only works...if all the little cogs...mesh together. Now, a clock needs to be clean, well-lubricated, and wound tight. The best clocks have jewel movements, cogs that fit, and cooperate by design. Ha, ha, ha, I'm being metaphorical, Bob...you know what I mean by cooperative, right, Bob?" Mr. Huph asked while glancing over at Bob, who was distracted by his superhearing picking up the sound of a couple of pained grunts and turned his head to see a man being mugged by the robber as said person slammed him against a dumpster and began brutally beating him up. "LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, PARR!" Mr. Huph snapped while furiously reaching over to grab Bob by the chin and angrily pull him toward him.
"That man out there, he needs help!"
"Do NOT change the subject, Bob! We're discussing YOUR ATTITUDE!"
"HE IS GETTING MUGGED!" Bob snapped back while pointing over at the man who was getting beaten to near death by the Robber as Mr. Huph looked indifferent to this.
"Well, let's hope we don't cover him." Mr. Huph says as a glaring and determined Bob gets up out of his seat and begins heading for the door.
"I'll be right back-,"
"STOP RIGHT NOW, OR YOU'RE FIRED!" Mr. Huph threatened just as Bob put his hand on the doorknob and opened it as he stopped, and his boss spotted this as he grinned evilly. "Close the door." Mr. Huph ordered as a fuming and angry Bob reluctantly closed the door. "Get over here, now." Mr. Huph commanded as a growling Bob lets go of the doorknob, which was now crushed out of shape, and walked over to Mr. Huph. "I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy." Mr. Huph says with Bob ignoring him as he glances out of the window again and spots the Robber knocking the man unconscious and reaching down to steal his wallet as the Robber then turns around to run away.
"He got away..."
"Good thing, too. Heh! You were this close to losing your j-AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" Mr. Huph says before grunting and gagging in surprise as an absolutely furious Bob reaches over to grab him by his neck and lift him up into the air as he proceeds to angrily throw him through four office walls and collide against the wall, hard enough that it cracked as the bloodied and heavily injured Mr. Huph crashed down into the ground, unconscious as multiple workers either went over to check on their boss or slowly looked through the holes on the wall to see a stunned and worried Bob standing inside of Mr. Huph's Office.
"Uh-oh..." Bob says with a nervous gulp as we cue over to the Municiperg Highschool, and we see Winn's Class currently standing in the Municperg's Gymnasium as their Gym Teacher, who was named Sabrina Wayne, makes her way over to stand in front of them.
"Alright, students, today we are going to do the Munciperg Assessment Test, which is an evaluation comprised of eight fitness tests that include doing a 50-Meter Dash, Grip Strength, Standing Long Jump, Ball Throw, a Distance Run, and Sit Ups." Coach Sabrina says as everyone groans loudly, including Winn, although it is for a different reason as he growled.
"I could be saving lives right now, making an actual difference, but I'm just stuck here, doing stupid school work while lives are on the line." Winn thought to himself with a glare while wearing his Gym Clothes, which consisted of a red beanie, a pair of black square-shaped glasses, a short-sleeved baggy white shirt with red accents and has the logo of the Municperg Highschool planted on the chest, long baggy red sweatpants with white accents on it, and a pair of white/red shoes.
"Oh, hell yeah, this gonna be dope, right, guys?" Tony asked his friends with a cocky smirk on his face as he wore his gym clothes, which consists of a short-sleeved skintight white shirt with red accents and has the logo of the Municperg Highschool planted on the chest, long skintight red sweatpants with white accents on it, and a pair of white/red shoes.
"Definitely, dude," Syl says with a grin while wearing his gym clothes, which consist of a short-sleeved skintight white shirt with red accents and has the logo of the Municperg Highschool planted on the chest, long skintight red sweatpants with white accents on it, and a pair of white/red shoes.
"Hmmm? Oh, yeah, sure." Winn lied through his teeth as he looked away.
"Ah, it's too hot for this bullshit," Violet says with a groan while sweating a bit as she has her long straight black hair with purple highlights tied up into a high ponytail but has large bangs that cover her right eye as she wears her gym clothes, which consist of a short-sleeved skintight white shirt with red accents and has the logo of the Municperg Highschool planted on the chest, skintight red shorts with white accents on it, and a pair of white/red shoes.
"Maybe, but I can't wait for this. This will be fun." Mayday says with a cheerful smile while doing some stretching as she wears her gym clothes, which consist of a short-sleeved skintight white shirt with red accents and has the logo of the Municperg Highschool planted on the chest, skintight red shorts with white accents on it, and a pair of white/red shoes.
"Yeah, for you, because you love exercising..." Violet says with a dry look as Mayday shrugs.
"Hey, maybe if you work out more, Winn will check you out more than he already does. I can tell that he loves women with muscles due to him checking out your mom a couple of times."
"What? No, he doesn't." A stubborn Violet says as Mayday shakes her head amusedly but said nothing as the Coach blows her whistle and commands her students to begin with the tests.
~[Munciperg Assessment Test #1: 50-Meter Dash]~
Winn could be seen getting into a running position alongside Tony as he had an imagined spot where the Super Ultramanian Hybrid Teenage Boy used his super speed to instantly run across the whole track in 0.2 seconds before going back into reality as Coach Sabrina fired her pistol and both boys ran forward as she was able to track that Tony ran at 5.2 Seconds while Winn took about 7.2 seconds due to intentionally holding back as we fast forward in time and it was now Violet and Mayday's Turn to turn as both girls took running positions and Coach Sabrina fired her pistol and the besties ran forward as she was able to track that Mayday ran at 4.5 seconds while Violet got 8.5 seconds as she panted heavily and rested her hands on her knees as her face grew green and proceeds to vomit on the ground with everyone, except her friends, laughing at her loudly and a worried Winn ran up to check on her as Vi began thinking that maybe her friend was onto something about her exercising more.
~[Munciperg Assessment Test #2: Grip Strength]~
After being given a bunch of hand-held devices that read the force their grip exhibits in pounds, Couch Sabrina then ordered everyone to begin the exam as Winn and Syl stood beside her as the Super Ultramanian Hybrid Teenage Boy got an image spot where he easily broke his device due to his grip being too strong for it to register, only to appear back in reality as the boys gripped their devices lightly, making sure not to put too much strength into them as Winn got 105 pounds while Syl got 100 pounds as we see the girls gripping their own hand-held devices and Mayday accidentally put too much force into her device and destroyed it as she quickly threw it into the trash while Violet got about 30 pounds and come to the slow realization that she has less of a grip strength than an 80-year-old lady as her left eye twitched madly.
~[Munciperg Assessment Test #3: Standing Long Jump]~
Blowing her whistle loudly, Coach Sabrina ordered her students to get in line in front of a big sandbox and ordered them all to try and jump through it as Tony, Syl, and Mayday were able to jump over it easily as Winn briefly got an imagine spot where he easily flies over the sandbox before shaking his head as he leaped forward and landed in the middle of the sandbox as, after getting up from the sandy floor and walking off, a grunting Violet jumped forward and ended up accidentally tripping over her feet as she fell face-first into the sand with a pained/surprised squeal.
~[Munciperg Assessment Test #4: Ball Throw]~
Coach Sabrina tossed multiple balls over to each of her students and ordered all of them to throw these balls as hard as they could, and Winn had an imagined spot where he tossed the ball so hard that it flew across the whole planet and whirled around to catch the ball with a big grin on his face as, back in the real world, Winn and Syl tossed their balls forward as they landed a few feet in front of them while Tony and Mayday tossed their balls way farther than them as Violet grunted and threw the ball with all of her might as it weakly landed near her feet.
~[Munciperg Assessment Test #5: Distance Run]~
Blowing her whistle yet again, Coach Sabrina ordered her students to run across the long track as they all did so, and Winn got bored of intentionally running slow as he began speeding up a bit, being able to run past Tony, Syl, and Mayday as the Super Ultramanian Hybrid Teenage Boy grinned widely, planning to run even faster, but after spotting numerous people giving him weird and confused looks as he sighed heavily and began running slower as Violet stayed behind due to not even making one lap before going over to the grass to vomit into it with a pained moan.
~[Munciperg Assessment Test #6: Sit Ups]~
Briefly having an imagined spot where he was able to do about 10,000 sit-ups in less than a minute, an annoyed and bored Winn was forced to be as slow as possible while doing sit-ups with Tony holding his legs as Mayday gave her best friend a sympathetic look and held her legs as Violet struggled to do one sit up but due to her not having any upper body strength and due to her D-Cup Breasts weighing her down, it caused her to crash down into the ground with a groan as Winn, tired of this bullshit, was planning to get up from the floor, gestured at Tony to back off and said person nodded before letting of his legs as he turned around to leave and the Super Ultramanian Hybrid Teenage Boy was planning to get up as well, only for a whistling David to walk by and raised his leg to kick him down into the ground, not really hurting him but it pissed me off as he stood up from the floor.
~[Munciperg Assessment Test Over]~
"Hey, what the hell is your problem?!" An angry Winn asked while uncharacteristically walking up to David, who seemed to be surprised by this but then smirked cockily as he chuckled.
"What? I didn't do anything, Stronghold. Maybe those glasses are making you blind?" David says while walking past him, colliding against his shoulder and stalking off with a laugh as Winn clenches his fists and takes a deep breath to try and calm his nerves before he does something he regrets. "Maybe that's also why your Mommy and Daddy died because your father is just as blind as you?" David asked without looking at him as, unknown to the school's bully, Winn instantly turned to him with his eyes glowing green as Violet, who was standing up from the floor and walked off to try and compose herself, spotted this and grew worried as she raised her hand and created an invisible glowing purple forcefield in front of her crush just as Win speed blitz over to try and punch David, only to collide against Vi's forcefield and was bounced back as he crashed down into the ground with a small grunt as a surprised David whirl around and spotted his bully target lying on the ground as he snorted and began laughing.
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"Stronghold, where are you going?! Gym Class is still not over!" Coach Sabrina says with a glare as Violet turns to her.
"I will go and get him, Coach Sabrina," Violet says reassuringly before turning around to chase after Winn, who had turned a corner and was planning to fly off but was stopped by his best friend. "Hey, can you please tell me what your damage is?! You could've killed him back there if I hadn't stopped you!" A stern Violet says as Winn takes a deep breath and shakes his head as his eyes are covered by shadows.
"I'm done."
"Done? Done with what?" Violet asked confusedly as Winn said nothing but crouched down and took off high into the air while producing a big gust of wind that blew back a surprised Vi, causing her to crash down onto the ground as she glanced up at her flying best friend in disbelief and confusion while being secretly happy that no one saw Winn flying away as, unknown to her, Syl can be seen spying on them discreetly and grinned slyly, being happy to put that tablet that his Mother gave him earlier into Winn's bag when no one was paying attention as he walked off.
"...How is he?" Bob asked worriedly as we cue over to the Munciperg Hospital, and we see a man coming out of the room from where Gilbert Huph was hospitalized, and said person had all of his bones broken and was covered in head-to-toe with bandages as Bob stood up from the chair in the waiting room and made his way over to his friend.
Standing before him is a 5'8-feet-tall, 60-year-old Man with blue eyes, short grey hair, thick grey eyebrows, a big nose, a sharp chin, Pale Skin, a tall slim build, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved dark grey buttoned-up jacket, a long-sleeved high-collared buttoned up white shirt, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long dark grey pants, and a pair of black shoes. His name is Richard 'Rick' Dicker, a Government Agent of the Former NSA (National Supers Agency), which was meant to clean up any Super accidents as he is now head of the Superhero Relocation Program, a government program that helps former Supers get settled into normal life.
"He'll live," Rick stated bluntly as he and Bob began making their way over to the elevator.
"I'm fired, aren't I?"
"Oh, you think?" Rick asked with a dry look as Bob gave him an apologetic and wincing look.
"What can I say, Rick?"
"Nothing you haven't said before."
"Someone was in trouble," Bob says defensively as Rick rolls his eyes in exasperation and annoyance.
"Someone's always in trouble."
"I had to do something," Bob argued while he and Rick appeared by the elevator as the latter reached over to press a button on it and waited for the elevator doors to open.
"Yeah. Every time you say those words, it means a month and a half of trouble for me, Bob. It means hundreds of thousands of taxpayers' dollars. "We gotta pay to keep the company quiet. We gotta pay damages, erase memories, and relocate your family. Every time it gets harder. Money, money, money, money, money. W-We can't keep doing this, Bob." A glaring Rick says with a tired yet firm tone as the elevator doors open and walks inside as Bob gives him a guilty look. "We appreciate what you did in the old days, and you will always be one of the greatest heroes of all time, but those days are over, Bob, and you need to accept that. From now on, you're on your own." Rick says with an emotionless tone as the doors begin closing...but then reaches over to stop the doors as he sighs heavily. "Ummmm...Listen, Bob, maybe I could relocate you. You know, for old times' sake."
"No. I can't do that to my family. Everyone just got settled. I'll make it work. Thanks." Bob promised reassuringly as Rick sighed somberly.
"Take care of yourself," Rick says just as the elevator doors close as we cue over to Winn, and we see him standing on top of the tallest building in Municiperg with his head on his knees and his glasses lying on the floor as he has an angry scowl on his face.
"When my parents were at my age, they were already superheroes, saving lives and whatnot while me? I'm stuck being forced to act something that I'm not. I could do some real good in this world but no, thanks to that stupid law, I'm stuck as being boring old Winn Stronghold. I'm sick of pretending to be someone I'm not. I'm not Winn Stronghold. I'm Stratobeam. Son of Stratogale and Gazerbeam, a superhero in the making who should be out there, fighting against supervillains instead of moonlighting as a vigilante." Winn says while reaching into his bag to pull out his textbooks and glaring down at them furiously as he either begins ripping them in half or vaporizing them with his green laser vision, but then stops upon finding a weird folder that WASN'T there when he packed his bag this morning and opened it to reveal a tablet as Winn touched the screen and noticed that it activated as the words, 'Hold Still', appeared on the screen and the tablet emits a sound as it fired out a big beam of blue light that scanned Winn's face completely to do a facial recognition scan.
"Match: Winn Grayson Stronghold." The Tablet says, causing a startled Winn to drop the tablet on the floor as it then projected a big beam of blue energy that washed over the whole area for a few seconds. "Area Is Secure. Commence Message." The Tablet said as it then showed video footage of a smirking Mirage and a curious yet cautious Winn crawling over to grab the tablet and sat down in a cross-legged position as he laid it on his lap. "Hello, Young Winn Grayson Stronghold, the Son of Stratogale and Gazerbeam. Yes, we know who you are. Rest assured, your secret is safe with us. My name is Mirage. We have something in common. According to the government, neither of us exist. Please pay attention, as this message is classified and will not be repeated." Mirage warned as Winn perked up and reached into his pocket to pull out his phone as he began recording the message.
"I represent a top-secret division of the government, designing and testing experimental technology, and we have a need for your unique abilities. Something has happened at our testing facility. A highly experimental attack robot has escaped control. Although it is contained within an isolated area, it threatens to cause incalculable damage to itself and to our facility, jeopardizing hundreds of millions of dollars worth of equipment in research. Because of its highly sensitive nature, this mission would have not existed. Anyway, for this mission, you will be working alongside my son, a Young Hero In The Making like yourself. Maybe you remember Goliath? The Superhero who had helped you in your fight against Heat Wave? I had sent him to Municiperg to try and find you and gauge whether or not you are strong and experienced enough for this mission and you passed with flying colors." Mirage lied, although Winn didn't know that as he looked amazed by this news and spotted what seemed to be the schematics of what seemed to be a powerful high-tech robot.
"And not only will you be working with Goliath but also with Mr. Incredible, your best friend's father, and rest assured, his secret identity is safe with us. Similar to you, we need the help of his unique abilities and experience in carrying out this mission as he will obviously be the leader of this little group. We had also already sent him his own tablet, which explained to him about the mission and your involvement in it. You can freely talk to him about the mission but to no one else. If you accept this mission, you will receive a monthly pay of 50,000 Dollars from the government. Call the number on the card. Voice-matching will be used to ensure security." Mirage says with Winn looking shocked by this as he realizes that he would be getting some serious cash alongside finally becoming a superhero.
"The Supers aren't gone, Mr. Stronghold. We are all still here and we can still do great things. You can finally become the hero that you always wanted to be and be an inspiration for the next generation of Superheroes. The bottom line is that you can either accept this mission and make your late parents proud or you can go back to moonlighting as a vigilante and having the life of a boring civilian. Your choice. You have 24 hours to respond. Think about it." Mirage says as Winn glances up at the sky, and a smile of pure joy and excitement spreads across his face as he beams, realizing that he can finally become a real superhero and fulfill his destiny and make his dead parents proud as Winn also realizes that if he and the others do a great job, maybe the Superhero Ban can be lifted and everyone can be Supers again and maybe he could also convince Violet to become a superhero alongside them and they could be partners. "This Message will now self-destruct." The Tablet says just as it prints out a card with the name, 'Mirage', and had a telephone number on it as Winn grabs it and notices that the tablet begins counting from five.
"Welp, shit," Winn says just as the tablet blows up in his face harmlessly as he looks annoyed by this before stopping the recording on his phone and then began dialing Bob's Number as the Super Ultramanian Hybrid Teenage Boy was thankful that the Parr Parents had given him their phone numbers in case of an emergency. "Hey, Mr. Parr, it's me."
"..."
"You got the message as well, huh?"
"..."
"Figured, look, we need to have a talk with each other at the Municiperg Park at 12:00 a.m. See you there." Winn says while hanging up his call as he then grabbed his bag and takes off into the air as we then fast forward to night time, and we see Winn sitting around on a bench in the Municiperg Park as he looks around and spots Bob Parr appearing on the scene as he walked over to sit beside him.
"So, you got the message too huh?" Bob asked with an emotionless tone as Winn nodded.
"Yeah...you think it's fake or shady? A trap to get a Super arrested?" Winn asked as, while he was initially excited about the news of finally being a true Super, the Super Ultramanian Hybrid Teenage Boy wasn't stupid enough to just blindly go with this whole mission without being a little bit suspicious.
"Hmmm, not sure, not many people should know our secret identities but the fact that they know that you are Gail and Simon's kid is telling. Not many people, except for the government, know that, so they might be legit. Either way, I'm not going to take you on the mission when you clearly don't have any combat or heroic experience." Bob says with a stern tone as Winn does a double take in shock and anger.
"What?! Why?!"
"Because this mission could be too dangerous for a rookie like you," Bob says as Winn shakes his head and turns to glare at him.
"No, you HAVE to take me with you."
"Winn-,"
"No, Mr. Parr, please, this is my only chance of being a real Super. While you were able to have your glory days to reflect after, I have nothing. I have wasted 16 years of my life just walking around aimlessly with these amazing powers and have nothing to show for it. This is my chance to finally fulfill my destiny and make my parents proud. Please, Mr. Parr, I have to do this, for Mom and Dad." Winn pleaded as Bob's stern features softened and sighed heavily as he rubbed his head before lowering his hand as Violet's Dad gave him a very serious glare.
"Okay, if you really want to do this, we are going to have a few ground rules. Like that woman said, I'm the leader of this group and you will do what I say, no disobedience. When the mission gets too dangerous, you have to fly away no matter what happens...oh, and the most important rule, do...NOT...tell...ANYONE about what we are doing. This is more serious than just saving people from a burning building and you are in some serious trouble already with fighting against that supervillain, but if they found us doing this mission, we are done, so don't tell anyone about this mission. Not Eda, not Violet, and especially not my wife. Agreed?" Bob asked as Winn perked up but then put on a serious glare as he nodded.
"Agreed." Winn says as Bob nods and reaches into his pocket to pull out his phone as Violet's Crush reaches into his pocket to pull out Mirage's Card, and Mr. Incredible dials up her phone number, which is '866-787-7476' as she answers the call.
"Hello?"
"This is Mr. Incredible and Stratobeam. We're in."
~{March 23, 2023}~
"...So I'm curious, but why did it take you both so long to get here?" A confused Mirage asked as we cue to a week later, and we see the gang flying around in a futuristic plane with Bob wearing his old Mr. Incredible Suit, although it looked very tight on him due to his fat build, as Winn was wearing his vigilante suit.
"Oh, uh..." Stratobeam says awkwardly as he shares an odd look with Mr. Incredible.
~[Flashback: Early in the morning]~
"It's showtime." A smirking Mr. Incredible says as we see him and Stratobeam standing in Bob's Office at the Parr Residence, ready to head to the airport to meet up with Mirage as they were able to explain why Winn will go with Bob by saying that said person was interested in his job and wanted to try out as a free intern as Bob told both Helen and Edna that his boss agreed with the idea and both women allowed Winn to go with him on the business trip.
"Yeah, let's do this," Stratobeam says with a determined tone while he and Bob are suited up into their superhero uniforms...well, almost as Mr. Incredible was struggling to put on his belt. "...Uh...do you need some help in there, Mr. Parr?"
"Oh, uh, don't worry, I got this." Mr. Incredible reassured while grunting and trying to put on his belt as Stratobeam rolled his eyes goodnaturedly and went over to grab his belt as he tried to use his super strength to put on Bob's belt but failed as Winn blinked in disbelief and annoyance before narrowing his eyes angrily as he struggled to clasped on the belt.
"Boys! Do you want to have breakfast with us before you go?!" Helen's voice rang out from outside of the door as Winn and Bob shared a worried look.
"Uh, we don't have time to have breakfast with you guys, honey! We are planning to eat at the airport! Maybe we will have a salad or some rice cakes!"
"Jesus Christ, how is this not working?! We both have super strength, how can we not put on this stupid belt?!" An angry Stratobeam asked with Mr. Incredibles shrugging cluelessly as the boys spent the next five minutes trying to put on the stupid belt with Helen was able to hear the boys making loud grunts and curses as she looked both weirded out and concerned by this.
"Mom, what's taking so long?" Violet asked while appearing in the scene as Helen turned to her and was about to say something, but then-
"Come on, man! Suck it up and help me put this thing in already!"
"Don't you think that I'm trying?! I'm just too big for you!"
"Don't worry, I can handle it! I have super strength! Just let me-,"
"Wait, stop, stop, stop! It's too tight! I'm going to burst!" Bob and Winn screamed while grunting and cursing as both Helen and Violet looked shocked and disturbed by this as they shared an odd look and began slowly walking back to the kitchen while mentally agreeing to NEVER talk about what they just heard as we see Stratobeam grunting in effort and anger as he was finally able to close the belt around Bob's waist, causing the boys to laugh in relief and shared a high five...just as the belt buckle snapped off as it flew over to collide against Violet's Best Friend against his head, knocking him down into the ground and causing him to grow unconscious as the belt buckle began ricocheting across the area and collided against Helen's Husband's face, knocking him out as well as he crashed down into the floor.
~[Flashback Over]~
"...It's probably best that you don't know why we were both late." An embarrassed and blushing Stratobeam says as Mr. Incredible nods and grows serious as he narrows his eyes.
"So explain to us on our mission again." Mr. Incredible suggested as Mirage nodded and reached over to press a button on her chair as it projected an image of the gang's mission.
"Well, you see, the Omnidroid 9000 is a top-secret prototype battle robot. its artificial intelligence enables it to solve any problem it's confronted with, and, unfortunately-,"
"Let me guess. It got smart enough to wonder why it had to take orders, and then went evil and began trying to kill any human in sight, right?" Stratobeam asked as Mirage blinked in surprise.
"Uh, yes, but how did you know?"
"This is classic superhero stuff," Stratobeam says as Mirage blinks slowly before shaking her head as she continues with the debriefing.
"Just like with what Stratobeam said, we lost control of the Omnidroid, and now it's loose in the jungle, threatening our facility. Thankfully, my adopted son, Goliath, is currently engaging with the threat, and we were able to evacuate all personnel from the island because of him, but sadly, my son lost him. You see, the Omnidroid's defenses necessitate an airdrop from 5000 feet. Its cloaking devices make it difficult to track. Although we're pretty sure it's on the southern half of the island and we had radioed in Goliath about this and he's already waiting for you guys at the drop point to show up and help him fight against the Omnidroid...oh, and one more thing. Obviously it represents a significant investment, so-,"
"You want us to shut it down without completely destroying it." Mr. Incredible says with a knowing tone as Mirage grinned slyly.
"You really are Mr. Incredible."
"Alright, let's do this." A determined Stratobeam says as everyone nods and we see him and Mr. Incredible sitting on advanced seats, which shift into a bed as they are about to enter two shuttles with the help of a Soldier, but however, Bob's belly doesn't let him in six times as the Soldier then increases the seat power and it successfully gets Mr. Incredible inside of his shuttle. "You really need to exercise more, Mr. Incredible," Stratobeam says with an amused laugh while residing inside his own shuttle as Mr. Incredible rolls his eyes dryly just as Mirage appears as she gave the boys a serious look.
"I've got to warn you, boys, it's a learning robot. Every moment you spend fighting it only increases its knowledge of how to beat you."
"Shut it down. Do it quickly. Don't destroy it." Mr. Incredible says as Mirage nods.
"And don't die."
"Oh, really? Damn, I was planning to die, but I guess that I can live instead." Stratobeam says with a sarcastic yet playful tone as Mr. Incredible and Mirage grinned amusedly just the shuttles ejected out of the plane as they rocketed down towards Nomanisan Island, and after stopping, they propelled with several blades as they flew off, and half an hour later, we see the shuttles landing on the ground as Winn was able to get out of his shuttle easily while Bob tries to get out, but his belly won't let him out. "...Are you serious?" A deadpanned Stratobeam asked as Mr. Incredible gave him an exasperated and irritated look before gaining an idea as he went back into the shuttle and was able to punch the shuttle in half, freeing him. "So, what's the plan, boss?"
"First, we need to stretch. It's very important to stretch before every mission. Trust me, your body will thank you when you're my age." Mr. Incredible says as Stratobeam nods, and they begin stretching while cracking several joints as Bob twists his torso and breathes exhaustingly after only bending, and the suit fits less somewhat to his larger stomach, bouncing like a balloon filled with water. "Second, you're right. I REALLY need to exercise after this. Third, we wait until Goliath shows up to do our mission."
"No need, I'm already here," Goliath says while appearing on the scene as he waves at the duo. "Stratobeam, it's good to see you again, and Mr. Incredible? Nice to finally meet you."
"Likewise," Stratobeam says with a smirk as Mr. Incredible nods.
"Same. Anyway, it's time to make our game faces."
"Right, so I was thinking of flying around and try to use my super senses to-," Stratobeam says excitedly before being cut off by a serious Bob.
"No, Wi-Stratobeam, if you try to fly around, the Omnidroid can shoot you down from the sky. Besides, I have a different idea. You have the power to control plants, right?" Mr. Incredible asked Goliath, who nodded. "Good, you are going to use your powers to help us track down the Omnidroid while I will take the lead. Stratobeam? Your super senses are better than mine, so you are going to be our lookout. Everyone good with the plan?" Mr. Incredible asked as the boys nodded, and Goliath went over to place his hand on a tree as he closed his eyes in concentration and perked up.
"I got something. I think the Omnidroid is somewhere in that direction." Goliath says while pointing over to the right as the boys nod, and they begin running through the jungle, trying to find the Omnidroid, although the boys have to take a break every hour or so due to Mr. Incredible being exhausted from all of the running as, several hours later, the trio were able to find a blade mark on a tree and a cross on the grass as Stratobeam's superhearing picked up something and used his X-Ray Vision to look through the jungle as he was surprised to see a large robot running towards them at high speeds with its footsteps being soundless as Winn, however, was able to hear its inner gears and noises that emerged from inside of it as he grew tense.
Running towards them at high speeds is a 12-foot-tall Robot that resembles a large circular dark grey robot with a small head that has a blue optic visor and five large dark gray robotic tentacle arms. His name is the Omnidroid v.8, the eighth prototype of the Omnidroids created by Syndrome as it had five bi-symmetrical segmented legs with four-fingered grappling claws for pentilateral movement, bi-polar sensor clusters, and revision 4.0 of the artificial intelligence programming. Plus, like the Omnidroid 07, it can collapse itself into a sphere and roll itself around for faster movement as it also has a thick, near-impenetrable armor.
"Look out!" Stratobeam screamed while flying over to collide against the Omnidroid, sending him flying over to crash against the ground as Goliath reacted quickly and raised his arms to cause multiple giant strong vines to wrap around the robot's body, restraining him long enough for Mr. Incredible to leap over and land behind the Omnitrix as he threw a powerful punch that sends him flying over to crash against a tree.
"Nice work, kids." An impressed Mr. Incredible says just as the Omnidroid gets up as his visor glows blue as Goliath raises his arms to cause multiple giant strong vines to wrap around the robot's body, and a glaring Stratobeam flies forward while Mr. Incredible jumps up high into the air as, unfortunately, the Omnidroid calculated their flight and leaping patterns as he swiftly opened up compartments on his body to pop out dual flamethrowers and fired a dual stream of flames that burned away Syl's vines as he raised his free tentacle arms to latch onto an airborne Winn and threw him over to collide against a surprised Bob, sending them crashing down into the ground as the Omnidroid then send his second tentacle arm to flew over to try and slash them repeatedly, but the boys were able to avoid nearly all of the blade attacks, only for the robot to be able to cut a mark on Mr. Incredible's arm.
Getting angry, Stratobeam whirled around to glare over at the Omnidroid with his eyes glowing green as he fired dual beams of green energy that slashed through one of the Omnidroid's arms, surprising him as Goliath reacted quickly and slammed his foot into the ground, causing all of the nearby trees to fall forward and crashed down on top of the robot, distracting it long enough for Mr. Incredible to slide underneath the trees and appeared behind the Omnidroid as he delivered another powerful punch that sends the robot flying up high into the air, sending all of the trees flying off as well as he crashed down into the ground with a big crater forming around him.
Growing angry, the Omnidroid then rolled up to a ball and rolled towards them as the trio was able to move out of the way, and he was able to knock down some trees before charging at them quickly as Goliath raised his arms and created multiple vines that flew over to wrap around two trees as the Omnidroid collided against them and was flung backwards over to fall down a cliff and crashed down into the ground as Stratobeam flew up high into the air and made his way down the cliff as his eyes glowed green and fired dual green energy beams at the Omnidroid, who recovered swiftly and raised his tentacle arms to begin spinning them around rapidly as Winn's Laser Vision bounced off of them.
Annoyed by this, Stratobeam then spotted multiple rocks being pelted at the Omnidroid with said robot turning his head to see Mr. Incredible using his superhuman strength to grab several large rocks and toss them forward while Goliath wrapped his vines around several rocks and flung them away as all of the rocks collided against said robot, not really harming him as the Omnidroid reached over to grab several boulders and began flinging them all at our faithful heroes, sending them flying over to collide against the wall with a couple of pained grunts as an enraged Winn flew down to attack the robot, but due to his inexperience in fighting, this turned out to be a bad idea as the Omnidroid predicted he would do that and leaped up to collide against the Super Ultramanian Hybrid Teenage Boy in mid-air.
Grunting in pain, Stratobeam and Omnidroid fell down to crash down into the lava field as they both recovered from the fall and stood up from the floor as the robot made an attempt to push a worried Winn into the lava with said person grabbing his tentacle hand by using his superhuman strength and was thinking of pushing it back, but then the Super Ultramanian Hybrid Teenage Boy came up with an idea and smirked up at the Omnidroid cockily.
"Hey, Omnidroid! How about we both take a lava bath?!" Stratobeam asked while making sure to have a tight grip on the Omnidroid and jumped back to land inside of the lava, dragging along the surprised robot as they both submerged into the lava.
"Stratobeam!" Mr. Incredible and Goliath, who had vine tentacles wrapped around his body, screamed worriedly while landing down on the lava field as they were both shocked and distraught by Winn's death...only to see something emerging from the lava and spotting a naked Stratobeam emerging from the lava field.
"Whoo, what a rush," Stratobeam says with a smirk while covered in lava as it wasn't burning his skin and mostly just felt like showering with the hot setting.
"Stratobeam, you are alive." A relieved Mr. Incredible says with a smile as he and Syl then wince upon realizing that Winn was naked and looked away from him.
"And you are naked." An awkward Goliath says as Stratobeam glanced down and blushed in embarrassment as he reached down to cover his flaccid nine-inch cock and balls.
"Oh, ha, ha, ha, I guess I forgot that while I'm seemingly lavaproof, my clothes aren't."
"Yeah...wait, seemingly...you weren't even sure that you were lavaproof?" An angry Mr. Incredible asked while turning to him, but sadly, he spun too hard, and his spine cracked as the boys winced upon seeing his back being broken, but were unable to say anything as the Omnidroid suddenly burst out of the lava through a place of the stone platform, making it crack as he reached over to grab a surprised Bob by his arms and legs and began slowly pulling his limbs back to try and rip him in half, only to accidentally fix his back as Mr. Incredible blinked in surprise and laughed as he then jack-knives, ripping the claw off one of its arms and runs under the robot as the Omnidroid uses his lower sensor cluster to try and look for Bob, only for him to grab it and rips it off as he climbs inside the robot.
"Take this!" Stratobeam screamed while rearing back his head as he then fired a big energy beam of cryo energy that collided against the Omnidroid, slowly freezing it over as Goliath ran forward and leaped up to land on top of the robot's body as he began running around, causing the Omnidroid to raise his tentacle arms and began trying to stab the Super to death, unintentionally damaging himself as Stratobeam then crouched down and leaped up high into the air as, after using his X-Ray Vision to look through the Omnidroid's body, he then flew down to punch through the robot's body, being able to destroy the brainpan as, eventually, Winn and Bob were able to emerge out of the Omnidroid's destroyed body and jumped off to land near Goliath, who shared a high five with them as, unknown to them, a Mecha-Macaw can be seen watching everything in the background, and we cue over to a random room in the area as Mirage and a Mysterious Man can be seen watching the battle through the robotic bird's visor.
"Surprising. We must bring them back. Sound the all clear, and invite them to dinner." The Mysterious Man says to Mirage, who nods as we fast forward to nighttime and we see both Winn and Bob exiting a pod as they proceed to open one of two double doors into a large dining room with a long dining table and magma flowing all along the wall to his left.
"Okay, so this is where we are going to have dinner, huh? Swanky, but why is it empty? Are we early or something?" Winn asked confusedly while wearing one of Bob's spare superhero masks, a long-sleeved dark blue buttoned-up jacket, a long-sleeved high-collared white shirt underneath, a black tie, a black belt with a golden belt buckle, long black pants, and a pair of black boots.
"Not sure," Mr. Incredible says suspiciously while wearing his small black mask, a long-sleeved dark gray buttoned-up jacket, a long-sleeved high-collared buttoned-up white shirt underneath, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long dark gray pants, and a pair of black shoes.
"Also, why are wearing our masks if they know who we are?" Stratobeam asked with a raised eyebrow as Bob gave him a serious look.
"First superhero tip, Winn, ALWAYS wear your mask or costume when you are out on duty. You never know when a supervillain could be spying on us or when a battle occurs." Mr. Incredible instructed wisely while glancing down at his watch as he was planning to call up Mirage, only to see the magma flow open up as the boys quickly went over to hide behind the door and spied on the scene as they spotted Mirage and Goliath emerging out of the magma flow while talking with a mysterious man quietly as, thankfully, Winn and Bob were able to use their superhuman hearing to eavesdrop on them.
"...most important, keep things light. Praise them. Make them feel like we appreciate their abilities." The Mysterious Man instructed before walking off as the magma flow closed up, and both Mirage and Goliath began making their way over to the double doors as they opened them and spotted both Mr. Incredible and Stratobeam pretending to have just arrived.
"Oh, uh, hello, are we overdressed?" Stratobeam asked as Goliath shook his head while being in his Super Form as he wore a long-sleeved black buttoned-up jacket, a long-sleeved high-collared white shirt underneath, a red tie, a black belt with a golden belt buckle, long black pants, and a pair of black boots.
"Nah, you two are good."
"Indeed, you two look rather dashing and handsome." Mirage complimented while wearing a sleeveless long light gray dress that reaches down to her legs and a pair of light gray high heel shoes. "Anyway, let's go and eat," Mirage says as the duo nods, and we fast forward in time a bit as we see the group sitting around the dining table, eating some dinner as Bob gives her a curious look.
"So, I take it our host is-,"
"Oh, I'm sorry. He won't be dining with us. He hopes you'll understand." Mirage says as Mr. Incredible nods.
"Of course. I do usually make it a point to know who I'm working for, especially with Stratobeam under my charge in this mission."
"He prefers a certain amount of anonymity. Surely, you of all people understand that." Mirage says as Stratobeam looks around with an impressed look on his face.
"Hey, I was wondering, why does your boss live inside of a volcano?"
"He's attracted to power." Goliath explained as Winn nodded while pursing his lips.
"Seems a bit dangerous."
"Yeah, well, our boss has the tendency to not think things through," Goliath says with Mirage snorting amusedly and nodding.
"So, uh, not to seem rude, but he is your son, right? Biological or adopted?" Mr. Incredibles asked Mirage curiously as she frowned softly.
"Adopted. I found him when he was a little boy eleven years ago after his parents were killed by someone, but we don't know who or why. Either way, I love Goliath as if he was my own flesh and blood." Mirage explained as Goliath smiled and reached over to grab her hand.
"And I love you too, Mama." Goliath says as Bob and Winn smile warmly at this while sharing a look as they wonder whether or not these people seem bad but decide to ignore their gut feeling for now as they continue eating.
~[Epic Montage Time!]~
After arriving back home, the boys arrived back at the Parr House as Bob ran over to grab his distracted wife, who was watering her plants as he grabbed her and pulled her into a passionate kiss, which shocked her, but she moaned and kissed him back as Winn made his way into the house and spotted Violet sitting in the living room while listening to some music and reading her magazines as the Super Ultramanian Hybrid Teenage Boy eagerly flew over to grab her by the waist and lifted her up into the air, surprising Violet as he twirled her around.
"Whoa, what's wrong with you?!" A surprised Violet asked after Winn flew them down into the ground as she separated from him.
"Nothing, I'm just really happy now. That business trip did wonders for me and it made me realize some things." Winn says while putting on a serious glare as he reaches over to grab Violet's hands. "Violet Parr, will you go out with me on a date this Friday."
"...Wait, what?!" A shocked Violet asked while blushing as Winn nodded.
"Yeah, I know this may seem sudden, but ever since we first met, I always had feelings for you and I was scared of this ruining our friendship, but I can't take it anymore. I care for you, Violet, so what do you say? Want to go out on a date with me, Vi?" Winn asked as Violet's jaw dropped and perked up as she nodded.
"Yes, yes, yes! I would love to go on a date with you, Winn!" An excited Violet says with a big smile on her face as Winn perks up and nods as we then cue over to a couple of days later, and we see a worried Violet going through her closet as Helen stands beside her.
"Oh, honey, I'm so happy that Winn finally asked you out. I always thought you two looked like a cute couple." Helen praised as Violet blushed and smiled.
"Thanks, Mom. I'm pretty lucky."
"Oh, yes, you are~," Helen says with a teasing tone, still remembering when Winn and Violet tried to sneak into their home while naked as her daughter blushed in embarrassment and glared at her.
"Mom!" Violet whined as Helen giggled.
"Just playing, honey."
"Ugh, whatever. Look, Winn told me that we will be eating at a restaurant tonight and that I should wear a fancy dress, so stop teasing me and just help me decide which dresses to wear." Violet says while holding up two clothes on hangers as Bob walks by and notices what is going on as he peeks his head in. "Should I go with this dress or this one?"
"Definitely the first one. It really makes your eyes pop. Plus, purple is definitely your color." Bob says, surprising both ladies as Violet glances over at the first dress and hums thoughtfully as she nods.
"Wow, great pick, Dad." Violet complimented as Bob gave her a thumbs up and walked off as we then fast forward to nighttime, and we see a nervous Winn standing in front of the Parr House as he was taking deep breaths.
"Okay, you can do this. You can do this. You can do this." Winn says while trying up his shoulder-length dark brown hair into a low-hanging ponytail and combing it to be straighter as he wore a pair of black square-shaped glasses, a long-sleeved black buttoned-up jacket, a long-sleeved high-collared white shirt underneath, a red tie, a black belt with a golden belt buckle, long black pants, and a pair of black boots. "It's just a date with the girl that you love in the whole world and if you fuck it up, it will ruin your whole friendship...yeah, no pressure," Winn says with a deadpanned tone just as the door opened as Violet shyly walked out and rubbed her arm awkwardly as her date stared at her with a big blush on his face.
"H-Hi, Winn. W-What do you think?" Violet asked with a small blush while no longer having her hair cover the right side of her face and had her long straight black hair with purple highlights pulled back by a pink hairband to show off her beautiful face, and her outfit consists of a sleeveless strapless long dark purple dress that reaches down to her legs, and a pair of thigh high purple boots as her dress was able to show off her D-Cup Breasts, her figure, and her heart-shaped perky ass.
"You look absolutely beautiful," Winn says sincerely as Violet blushes harder but smiles as she nods. "Now, shall we, my lady~," Winn asked with a suave tone while holding out his hand as Violet giggled and reached over to grab his hand.
"We shall," Violet says as Winn walks over to grab her into a bridal-style position and makes sure that there is no one around before taking them up into the air as Vi latches onto him and wraps her arms around his shoulders as she laughs joyfully and we fast forward in time as we then fast forward in time and we see the lovebirds hanging out at a restaurant named, 'The Brad Birds', as we see them sitting in a table and Winn was eating his sundae while Violet was taking a ship of her strawberry milkshake as their waiter appeared.
"Good evening, everyone." The Waiter said with an exaggerated French accent as the bewildered teenagers turned their heads and were shocked to see Bob and Lucius standing before them while wearing waiter outfits and fake mustaches as Violet was so surprised that her strawberry milkshake came out of her nose.
"Oh, no."
"Whoa, are you all right?"
"Violet, are you okay?" Lucius, Winn, and Bob asked in unison as Violet turned her blushing red face and held up her hand to try and cover her face as she had strawberry liquid running down her nose and mouth.
"I'm okay! Nothing to see here!" Violet coughed while still looking away from her date as Bob reached over to grab some napkins and handed them over to his daughter, who violently ripped them out of his hands to begin wiping her face.
"Don't worry, sir, this happens all the time here," Lucius says to Winn, who gives him a disbelieving look before reaching over to pat Violet's back as she continues looking away from him with a mortified look on her face.
"Yeah, normally, she doesn't ever drip like this." Bob says to Winn while trying to help Violet save face, but it just makes her feel more embarrassed than before.
"God. Stop."
"She hasn't dripped like this since she was a little kid. Not that I would know because I'm not her father but if I did, there's this funny story from when she was 3-years-old and-,"
"Okay, excuse me, Winn, I have to talk with our waiters." A furious Violet says while getting up from her chair and went over to drag Bob and Lucius away as, twenty minutes later, we see a stern and glaring Helen and Honey pulling their yelping husbands out of the restaurants by their ears while scolding at them for trying to spy on the young couple's date as, after cleaning herself up, Violet went back over to sit down with Winn and apologized to him for what happened as he reassured her that it was okay, and after noticing how tense and guarded she looked, the Super Ultramanian Hybrid Teenage Boy decided to tell her a very funny joke that made her laugh.
The lovebirds then perked up as a lovesong began playing as various people went over to the dance floor to dance with their respective lovers, and Winn came up with an idea as he stood up from his chair and held out his arm as he asked his date to dance with him, causing the Super Girl to grow nervous and tried to deny it, only for Winn to whisk over to grab her and raised her up from the chair as he began dancing with Violet, who slowly grew more comfortable with dancing him and rested her head against his shoulder as they continued dancing the night away, eager to have a second date with each other.
Yawning loudly, a happy and content Jack Jack was able to go to sleep due to Bob reading him a bedtime story as Helen appeared, planning to have her baby go to sleep but realized that her husband already did it and couldn't help but smile gratefully as she went over to kiss him and we then see Winn and the others attending their class with the Super Ultramanian Hybrid Teenage Boy now doing better at school due to him focusing on it more as we then see Bob kissing Helen goodbye before going to 'work' as he left at the morning and returned near nighttime with a brand new car as his wife was about to scold him for buying something so expensive without consulting her, but was stopped by a smirking Bob showing off her new car, exactly the one she wanted as Helen perked up and leaped over to kiss him repeatedly happily.
Hanging out at the mall with his friends, Winn told Violet, Tony, Mayday, and Syl that he was planning to hit the gym to help bulk out as they congratulated him on this, and when the young couple was alone, Violet asked her boyfriend if she could train alongside him, surprising the Super Ultramanian Hybrid Teenage Boy as he asked why she wanted to do that and the Super Girl explained that she doesn't like how her body looks and wanted to bulk up more and increase her stamina as Winn then kissed Violet and reassured her that she is beautiful as she is but will be glad to help her out...although he made sure to only do normal training with his girlfriend and not the Super Training that he will do with Mr. Incredible and Goliath soon.
"Hey, sexy lady~," A smirking Bob says while walking down the hallway of his home and spotted Helen walking near him as she carried around a basket filled with laundry and reached over to give her huge thick bubbly ass a mighty smack, causing it to jiggle and wave as Helen gasped in shock before putting on a sultry look and stretched her arm over to slap his ass, turning him on a bit as the married couple then ran over into the laundry room to have some adult fun.
"Alright, it's time to get started," Winn says to Violet while they are standing inside a gym, ready to train with each other as he wears a redhead sweat bandana, a pair of black square-shaped glasses, a white tank top, black shorts, and a pair of black shoes.
"I'm a bit nervous, but I'm willing to try out anything once." An anxious Violet says with an awkward smile while having her long straight black hair with purple highlights tied up into a high ponytail while not having her hair cover the right side of her face as she wore a long-sleeved purple sports jacket, a purple sports bra underneath, long skintight black pants, and a pair of white sneakers.
"That's the spirit. Let's do this, babe." Winn says while holding hands with Violet, who blushed but smiled as they stepped forward.
Making faces like his wife does, Bob began feeding Jack Jack, who giggled at what he does as we then see the gang hanging out with each other in a Bowling Alley and a grunting Violet struggling to pick up a bowling ball as Winn went over to appear behind her and reached over to help her pick up a bowling ball, causing her to blush heavily as she could feel his hard-on touch her butt and bit her lip sensually as he then dragged her over to the bowling lanes and helped her toss her bowling ball forward as, sadly, it was heading towards the gutters and Winn gestured at Violet to use her powers as she reluctantly does so and raised her hand to create an invisible small purple forcefield in the gutters, causing the bowling ball to bounce off and hit the boiling pins, getting a perfect strike as the lovebirds cheered loudly and we see Mayday showing Tony how to roll a perfect strike as she bends down and wiggled her butt around, causing Tony to blush heavily as Mayday noticed his staring and gave him a teasing wink before tossing the bowling ball over to collide against the bowling pins, getting a perfect strike while also creating a hole in the wall by accident as this seems to have Tony be attracted to Mayday even more and Syl looked bemused by everyone's actions and slightly jealous as he hoped to meet a cute girl one day, and unknown to him, a Portal Using Super sneezed loudly.
Hanging out at the park with his son, Bob told Dash to go long and tossed the football over to appear outside of the city, but the blonde-haired boy was able to easily zip over and grab it before returning back to his father, who cheered loudly we then fast forward in time and we see Bob sitting on the couch with Dash and Yuna while playing videogames with them as they were able to beat him, much to his shock as we then cue over at the Municiperg Railroads and we see the trio doing their superhero workouts as a grunting Mr. Incredible, who was wearing his own workout clothes plus his mask, was running around while carrying around a bunch of train cars as Stratobeam, who was wearing his workout clothes and black ski mask, flew around and avoid all of the plant tendrils from Goliath, who was in his Super Form.
Cuddling with his girl, Winn and Violet can be seen snuggling up with each other while hanging out in Tony's Mansion, watching a movie in his Home Theater as Tony and Mayday sit below them, the gang decides to have a double date with each other after Tony asks Mayday out in a date as the Super Ultramanian Hybrid Teenage Boy mindlessly reached over to grab some popcorn, only to accidentally cup one of Violet's D-Cup Breasts, squishing it reflexively as she moaned and turned to give him a playful glare as the Super Girl decided to get some revenge by reaching down and cupping his bulge, causing Winn to moan as he and Violet then leaned over to kiss each other passionately, not knowing that their friends were doing the same thing as Mayday laid on top of Tony's lap.
Sitting in the living room, Bob was reading magazines about how to lose weight after trying to measure himself after his training with the boys and yet hasn't lost a single pound as he made sure to use his super strength to reach over to grab a living room couch and raised it up into the air to allow a smiling Helen to vacuum underneath it as we then see the lovebirds training in the gym with a grunting Violet trying to lift weights, and Winn helped spot her but was distracted by her glistening D-Cup Breasts and got a semi-boner as we then see him lifting 100-pound barbells up and down while not wearing a shirt as Violet was discreetly checking out her boyfriend and felt her loins get wet at the sight of his glistening six pack abs and muscles.
Narrowing his eyes in determination, Stratobeam and Goliath can be seen having a sparring session with Mr. Incredible, who was teaching them how to fight hand-to-hand as we then see Winn flying over to the Parr House and knock on Violet's window to take her to school as it was opened and a squealing Violet leaped into her boyfriend's arms as she began making out with him, and elsewhere, we see Bob wishing his wife goodbye as he was about to go to "work", but was stopped by a turned on Helen as she went over to make out with him passionately and pulled him into the house for some morning sex.
A glaring Stratobeam can be seen hovering above the ground and the Super Ultramanian Hybrid Teenage Boy was holding onto two giant trains as he was lifting them up and down while Goliath summoned two giant plant tendrils to wrap around two train cars and raised them up high into the air as Mr. Incredible was lying on the ground and was twirling around a train car with his legs as we then see Winn and Violet attending class while sharing cute notes with each other as we see Bob hanging out with Lucious at the bar before getting a text from Helen asking him if he could skip work and come back home to have some fun with her and even send a saucy photo of a naked Helen standing in front of a mirror while barely trying to cover her G-Cup Breasts and hairy pussy as a turned on Bob immediately ran out of the bar to head back home.
After months of grueling training at the gym with each other, we see the lovebirds hanging out inside the Municiperg Highschool Locker Rooms to shower while admiring the results of their intense training, which had happened way earlier than normal due to their Super Ultramanian Hybrid and Super Genes as a naked Winn checked out his eight-pack abs and his muscular body with his flaccid nine-inch cock waving around inside of the Boys' Locker Room as various teenagers his age stared at him enviously, including David as he covered his four-inch flaccid cock and we then cue over at the Girls' Locker room as we see a naked Violet checking out her expanded F-Cup Breasts, muscular body, six pack abs, and her thick heart-shaped perky ass as all of the girls stared at her bitterly, including a furious Chelsea as she was pissed off that the geek had bigger breasts than her.
Placing his hands on the boys' shoulders, Mr. Incredible commanded them to begin as Stratobeam's eyes glowed green and fired dual green energy beams that washed over a train car and vaporized it from existence while Goliath summoned multiple giant plant tendrils and had them go over to wrap around three train cars and raised them up into the air before tossing them away as Bob looked proud at the boys' efforts and we then fast forward in time as we see him measuring his waist at his home as he nodded in satisfaction before glancing over at his old Mr. Incredible's Supersuit, which was hidden inside of a case and had a slight rip on it due to his fight with the Omnidroid as he realized that he would need a new supersuit with Winn needing his own one as well as an idea popped into his head.
~[Epic Montage Time Over!]~
~{September 30, 2023}~
"So, uh, how are things going lately, Edna?" Bob asked with a polite tone, trying to strike up a conversation as we see him, Winn, and Edna walking down the hallways of the duo's luxurious home as Bob was noticeably less fat than before and had a build that resembled more like his younger self, except that he was more muscular and taller.
"Well, yes, things are going quite well. Quite well. My God, no complaints, but, you know, it is not the same. Not the same at all." Edna says as Winn gives her a sympathetic look while not wearing his glasses.
"What? Why? Weren't you just in the news? Some show in Prayge... Prague?"
"Milan, darling. Milan." Edna corrected while they arrived at her main living room as she then rolled her eyes and scoffed. "Supermodels. Ha, nothing super about them. Spoiled, stupid, little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh, I used to design for gods." Edna says while staring at a statue of a superhero as she then pauses and turns to give the duo a mischievous grin. "But perhaps you two have come with a challenge for me, eh?"
"E, I just need a patch job," Bob says while holding out his old Supersuit as Edna stares at it in disgust.
"Hmmm, this is megamesh. Outmoded, but very sturdy, and you've torn right through it. What have you been doing, Robert? Moonlighting hero work? Maybe with the help of my adopted son." Edna says while giving the boys a sly grin as Bob laughs awkwardly.
"Must have happened a long time ago."
"I see. Anyway, that's a hobo suit. Darling, you can't be seen in this! I won't allow it. Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now? Hell no." Edna says sternly as Bob blinks in confusion.
"What do you mean? You designed it."
"I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now." Edna says while she and the others went over to sit down on the couch and chairs. "Winn? You still have your birthday suit, right?"
"Yeah, I do, but are you sure that still fits?" Winn asked concernedly as Edna scoffed and rolled her eyes.
"Oh, please, darling, I'm not an amateur. All of my suits are able to stretch and conform to fit any kind of shape and size." Edna says reassuringly with Winn perking up and nodding as she then turns to Bob. "As for you, you will need a new suit. That much is certain."
"A new suit? Where the hell am I gonna get a new suit?" A disbelieving Bob asked as Edna then gasped overdramatically and placed her hands on her heart.
"Oh, you can't! It's impossible! I'm far too busy! So ask me now, before I again become sane!"
"Wait...you want to make me...a suit?" A confused Bob asked with Winn giving him a sly grin as he nodded.
"Oh my god! You push too hard, darling! But I accept!" A smirking Edna says while reaching behind her to pull out her tablet as she begins designing Bob's New Supersuit. "It will be bold! Dramatic! Heroic!"
"Yeah, something classic, like Dynaguy! Oh! He had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots-,"
"No capes!" Edna and Winn scolded while glaring over at Bob as he stared back at them, puzzled.
"Uh, isn't that my decision?"
"...Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers. Nice man. Good with kids." Edna says with a serious and emotionless tone as Bob frowns and is about to speak up but is cut off by the short woman. "November 15th of 2009. All was well, another day was saved when his cape snagged on a missile fin."
"Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb-,"
"Metroman, April 23rd, 2007. His cape was caught by a villain, and said villain used his own cape to choke him to death."
"Meta Man, January 5th, 1989, express elevator."
"Dynaguy, March 23, 2003, snagged on takeoff."
"Splashdown, June 06, 2006, sucked into a vortex." Winn and Edna recited by memory as Bob frowned and rubbed his face.
"Come on, guys, you can't generalize about these things-,"
"Stratogale and Gazerbeam, December 25, 2012, cape snagged on a jet turbine," Winn says with a stoic glare as Bob grows more somber and shuts up.
"NO CAPES!" Edna snapped with a furious yet solemn tone as she then calmed down. "Spider-Man knows a little bit about what I'm talking about. When we first met, Spidey told me how he was 100% certain that his costume won't have capes. I was naive back then and I wondered why he would do that, but I know now. I should've listen to Spider-Man's warnings before it was too late...but, as my mother says, you can't change the past but you can't change the present, so when I make your supersuit, Bob, I would assure you that it would not have any capes whatsoever. Your new suit should be ready in a week or so."
"You know I'm retired from hero work and Winn hasn't even started on his hero work," Bob says as Edna grins slyly.
"As am l, Robert. Yet, here we are."
"E, I only need a patch job. For sentimental reasons."
"Ugh, fine. I will also fix the hobo suit." Edna says while getting up from her seat as she goes over to grab Bob's Old Supersuit and turns around to walk away.
"You're the best of the best, E."
"Yes, I know, darling. I know, and as payment for this job, I will require you to look after my son during this assignment." Edna said with a playful yet firm tone as Bob nodded, and both he and Winn watched on as Edna turned around to leave.
~{October 7, 2023}~
"So, what do you think, darlings?" Edna asked with a smug grin as, a week later, she was able to finish Bob's supersuit and had called up Bob to show up at her and Winn's house as the boys put on their new supersuits in their respective changing rooms and came out of said rooms to admire them.
"I love it, E, it's perfect." Mr. Incredibles says with a smirk while wearing his new super suit, which consists of a small black mask, long-sleeved a skintight red jumpsuit with the symbol of a large yellow 'I' with a white dot planted on it as it was surrounded by a swirling black/orange background, a pair of arm-length black gloves, an orange belt, short black shorts, and a pair of knee-length black combat boots.
"It's perfect, Mom," Stratobeam says while admiring his new supersuit, which consists of a pink sackcloth mask wrapped around his head, a long-sleeved high-collared pink coat with black insides as it reaches down to his legs, a skintight sleeveless black jumpsuit with a pink symbol of an 'SB' planted on his chest, a pair of fingerless pink gauntlets, and a pair of thigh-length dark pink boots. "Now that I have a real supersuit and trained on how to fight and use my superpowers, nothing will be able to stand in my way," Stratobeam says with a cocky grin while slamming his fists against each other as an ominous tone rang out.
And done! I hope you guys enjoy the new story, and I can't wait to write the next chapter.
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.
