All the way in Transylvania; in the castle home of the infamous legendary Count Dracula there was the vampire sitting in front of his television screen looking furious as sitting next to him on the couch was a tired man who looked like he had given up on life long ago. They were now done watching binge watching the adult reboot of the Jetsons called Judy.
"What? What was that? Did the creators and writers think that being mean spirited and cruel and insulting their audience in a mocking way was supposed to be funny? The main character being unlikable and pointing it out only to do nothing to meaningfully change her and have her continue to be unbearable! Like if Daria was removed of all qualities that had people root for her! Inappropriate with the teen characters and acting like a bad unfunny parody of what people think of modern reboots and did they seriously think this was a playful reimagining? It got on my nerves when they turned Vampires of Melancholia into a stupid vampire romance drama and eliminating the original's dynamic, not even introducing the actual 2nd main character until recently... But that was peak reboot compared to this! This is like if they took Riverdale, made it animated and put in the humour of the worst of Family Guy! Why greenlight a second season while better stuff gets cancelled just for a tax write off when it was almost complete! Plus all the good stuff they just removed forever!" Dracula ranted as the man sighed.
"You knew from the trailers that you were going to hate this show master so I don't know what you were expecting?" the man replied with his arm to the shoulder of the seat and picking up a bug to eat when Dracula picked him up by the collar of his shirt.
"Come on Renfield: I want my VHS player set up so I can watch Rocking with Judy Jetson to take the bad taste from my mouth..." Dracula fumed and Dracula's human slave RM Renfield resigned to his fate getting up to do his bidding. Long ago he was a mortal seeking immortality and pledged his eternal support to Dracula for it and now he was now forever regretting it. At times he could still show his menace as the infamous vampire who was already a dangerous bloodthirsty warrior as a human known as Vlad the Impaler but times like this could be shown to the clown he was reduced to.
Not the brightest bulb though and Renfield didn't think anyone would be smart to want to marry Dracula but his previous late wife and Sibella's mother managed to bring a different side to him. Renfield missed her as well as during that time; his master was actually tolerable!
Renfield was soon bringing down Dracula's VHS player and copy of Rocking with Judy Jetson when there was Dracula's latest bride Vanna Pira coming down to squeal about waiting to hear more of Sibella being back at Grimwood's. Vanna certainly was an excitable woman and happy to have a stepdaughter in Sibella; "Wish that we could have dropped her off after the new human boy was so that we could have gotten to see him! How do you think that they are getting on; do you think that there is a chance that they could fall for eachother?" Vanna asked and Renfield shook his head that off course she would be excited about Sibella being in a romance with a human boy before even meeting him.
Soon Vanna was away and Renfield was done setting up the VHS player; "All done master; if there is anything else I can do for you then please hesitate to ask." Renfield bowed before Dracula looking on the ground trying to see if there was a nice looking bug.
"I will consider it Renfield but did you hear Vanna just then? Sibella falling for a human boy... Like she would do that..." laughed Dracula but stopped as he began to think about it. "Do you think that she could?" Dracula asked looking like he just realised a serious issue but Renfield sighed shaking his head.
"I have no clue master as I haven't met the boy and neither did you; without knowing more about him we can't really think about the possibilities unless Sibella tells you herself..." Renfield replied and Dracula grinned as if he was just given an idea.
"That's it! I shall have intel gathered on this boy and be prepared if there is a chance found that this human boy dares stealing my girl's heart!" Dracula grinned and Renfield fought back the urge to snark about how Sibella would take this. "Renfield; you shall do it yourself! You shall go to where this boy lives and find out what you can about him and his family! Lincoln Loud I believe the name is!" Dracula ordered Renfield and Renfield groaned.
"Master; please you give me plenty to do without Did you say sending me somewhere... Where does the boy live..." Renfield asked his eyes widening with hope and Dracula went to his drawer and put out a letter.
"Royal Wood, Michigan said he was from..." Dracula read and Renfield's mouth was wide open with glee and excitement about getting to be that far away from his hated master. "Here is my credit card to cover anything..." Dracula said tossing over his credit card and Renfield was mentally excited about getting to make his master pay for all this time of humiliation and servitude... Literally...
Soon enough it became time for the big fair and Lincoln was with the girls as well as Shaggy, Scooby & Ms Grimwood as they looked at all the stands, stalls and giant amusements that were set up. At the entrance there was the city Mayor RJ Samson dressed up in what looked like a cosplay of Willy Wonka with a full set of rainbow colors complete with a cane; certainly doing his best to look like a fun guy.
"Welcome one and all to the greatest fair in the world! We have acts to rock you out of whatever footwear you have! Rides that will make your life feel fulfilled 3 times over! We have a huge stacked buffet but with a limit to how much each patron is able to eat..." Mayor Samson spoke in a megaphone and stopped to give a knowing look to a nervous looking Shaggy & Scooby.
"Ms Grimwood; I welcome you and your students to our fair! One measly payment and all this is yours to enjoy!" Mayor Samson finished with a bow as they passed for him to greet the next patrons. The group went their separate ways to enjoy the wares.
Lincoln however looked to Sibella and thought that she had started acting weird around him with the looks and the sighs towards him; "Sibella; you think that you would mind spending the time at the fair with me? Just wanted to see if you had any problems with me that I could fix?" Lincoln asked as thinks started strong and she never said a bad word about him yet or stopped being polite or nice but her acting weird.
"Off course I don't mind Lincoln and don't be silly about me having problems with you as that's just rediculous. You're still my friend that I will always love sinking into my schedule to be with." Sibella replied and Lincoln looked relieved and they started walking around together wondering what to do first. "You can finally tell him tonight Sibella or at least find a way to show him that will break through the denseness of his head. With all much money that Mayor Samson spent on all this; there had better be a Tunnel of Love..." Sibella thought in her head.