Cloud Cuckooland

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

You are either inside a twisted child's cartoon or the cacophony of silliness with the wonderfully vertigo-inducing view of the Isle O' Hags below that is aptly named Cloud Cuckooland. A whole lot of wackiness can occur way up here, and being high in the sky, it's best not to fool around, or you'll fall to your untimely death. But seriously, don't go cuckoo for coo coo puffs!

7. Canary Mary Is A Cheat

High in the sky was the Cloud Cuckooland, where anything could happened. Or at least that's what it seemed like, as Gruntilda Winkybunion and Canary Mary were having a race around the giant pink mountain, with Gruntilda having her entire skeletal body, on a brand new mecha broomstick.

"Bwak, are you sure you still want to go up against me, Grunty?" Canary Mary asked as he bounced about. "I may be old and ugly much like yourself, but I still have a lot of prep in me..."

Gruntilda rolled her eyes as he shook her right skeletal hand at Canary Mary. "Believe me, bird brain, if that fat bear and stubborn bird could beat you, so could I!" She then positioned herself on the mechanical broom. "Now let's get this race started so I can go back to my usual scheming!"

As soon as the race started, Canary Mary began lift off, with Gruntilda going ahead. However, Canary Mary began going insanely fast, with Gruntilda starting to speed up as Canary Mary suddenly froze in the air, a fail horn playing.

"Sorry, you're too slow!" Canary Mary exclaimed as she turned back to Gruntilda. "We'll just have to try again!"

"Are you kidding me!?" Gruntilda exclaimed in shock as Canary Mary returned to the purple platform, with the angered skeletal witch tossing a green spell at the freaky ancient woman, zapping her to a crisp as he fell flat on her face dead. Gruntilda grumbled in annoyance as he flew back down towards the Isle O' Hags, grumbling to herself on how cheap Canary Mary was.