Cloud Cuckooland

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

You are either inside a twisted child's cartoon or the cacophony of silliness with the wonderfully vertigo-inducing view of the Isle O' Hags below that is aptly named Cloud Cuckooland. A whole lot of wackiness can occur way up here, and being high in the sky, it's best not to fool around, or you'll fall to your untimely death. But seriously, don't go cuckoo for coo coo puffs!

8. The Hippo and The Saucer

High in the sky was the Cloud Cuckooland, overlooking everything as anything goes up here. Canary Mary was having another go around the giant pink mountain, with Captain Blubber challenging her to a race, riding on the Saucer of Peril from Witchyworld.

"Bleep! This weird old lady dressed like a yellow canary is fast! Super fast! Bleep!" The Saucer of Peril exclaimed as it was having trouble catching up.

Captain Blubber patted the Saucer of Peril on the top a few times with his left hand, comforting it. "Arr, don't feel bad, ye ol' saucer! We'll get that scurvy sky witch in no time!" He then pressed a few buttons, firing several blasts at Canary Mary, which made her gawk in pain.

"Squawk! That's not fair!" Canary Mary exclaimed as she was going slower, with Captain Blubber letting out a hearty pirate laugh as he overtook her.