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Dear hinata, shikamaru
-can I call you shika? shikamaru is too long-
Anyways Im end of my first year here, I'm still five. working as a butler is fun but I can't do much yet. Even if I could Sakuya-san said I would get stabbed by her if I use the wall climbing jutsu to dust off the ceiling. I'll clean up the mess my shoes make anyway so there no need to hurt me! So for now I only allowed clean tables and stuff after meals. Have either of you tried gardening yet? Its fun despite how troublesome you said it was Shika. Sometimes Mei-ling sleeps on the job and I get to prank her, everyone always helps me. One time we stacked a bunch of stuff on her head, because she slept standing up, how do you do that? Suika came by and helped stack stuff on her head. It reached so high even remi-sama came out to see it. But mei-ling is cool though! Everyday people challenge her to tai-jutsu fights and she beats them all up! Her style is strong too. Schoolwork is booooooring as hell but with only one on one classes I can't sleep like you, Shika. Raido just rolls up a news paper and bops me on the head with it. Maybe kids should stack things on you while you sleep? Hinata can you do that for me? And get some friends to help? thanks! hinata you said you have a sister? How is she? Is she your little sister, or older? Because I was talking with the other uzumaki and with Ran-sama and they said that family doesn't have to be blood related. So I want you and Shika to be my sister and brother. We don't have to share a clan, because of politics. Genma told me about that I think its just a bunch of dumb adults with sticks up their butts who care about their image too much. I mean have you seen the elders? They look old and constipated and all they do is politics. But thats all I have to say because Im not allowed to talk about my training, bye!
Mission report end of year one
Naruto has settled in to the SDM nicely as have all of us. The introduction of magic has thrown a wrench into the training schedule, but otherwise its a valuable assist. Genma has quickly picked up the basics of wood and fire magic. The others are behind as they did not choose to obtain magic at the same rate as him. Information about Gensokyo is hard to come by but it is always lively here. We have found little inregard to the demonic and heavenly energy's we have felt but they seem connected to the shrines in this land. Naruto's progress is on schedule he has gotten down leaf sticking and spinning in his first year through great effort. Outside of the psychological problems addressed in our first report, there have not been any issues however he has genin level reserves of chakra that seem to be quickly expanding due to mana. by the end of his training he is expected to have similar chakra levels to an average jonin, if not more. He has covered all first year studies to a passing degree. He has the started Hong mei-lings tai-jutsu style as well. He is very good at using its style, better than any of the native konoha ones known by us. The head maid teaches Naruto a type of throwing knife jutsu and she is both exceptional in her field and as a teacher. For kenjutsu, Naruto has started using with a boken. Youmu Konpaku has said Naruto will not get a sword before we come back as even ten year olds are not mature enough for a sword. It will not be until next year for him to learn any ninjutsu and two years for seals. As it stands we fill in the gaps his teacher cannot teach Such as shuriken-jutsu and survival techniques. Naruto's loyalty seems to be firmly planted in Konohagakure. He has stated he wants Konoha to become allies with Gensokyo.
The yokai and humans of Gensokyo are amazing to put it lightly. Patchouli not only gave us the abilities to use magic, she was able to give other yokai the ability to use Chakra. Not only that but it seems that anyone with both energy sources have increased lifespans. We recommend taking advantage of this development when forming an official alliance we have not discovered anything on the energies we sensed when we first arrived here but the investigation moves onward.
Hello Sasuke Uchiha
I am Naruto uzumaki my mother, kushina Uzumaki was friends with your mother, Mikoto Uchiha before the kyuubi attack. I was just informed of this on my birthday when I was talking about her with my teachers. I wanted to introduce myself to you because if my mother was friends with your mom maybe we could be friends as well? I am away training right now so we can not meet in person but we can write letters every once in a while. I don't know much about you so I don't have much to say. I was told uchiha are very formal so I am trying my best to be formal to you. Im sorry to be needy on our first real contact but could you ask your mom if she has any pictures of my mom to send me? I can give her money in return, Thank you.
Dear Shika-nii, Hinata, and sasuke.
Whats up? I how's school for you? Have you made any friends? Thanks for trying to make friends with Sasuke for me, Im glad you think he's nice. Its almost time for my second year of training to end. I think we're following school years and not calendar years. Hinata, Im glad you took my advice on sparring with your sister. Its cool how much closer you two got because you stopped holding yourself back. Shika did you mom find my hiding spot yet? If so I can give you a spare key to my apartment as my brother it is my duty to protect your laziness! Sasuke, attached are more pictures of me in my training uniform and butler uniform that your mom asked for. I don't know why she wants pictures of me every time I write to you but its ok, she gave me pictures of her and my mom so thats cool. Tell her thanks. Hey do you still want to be family with me? I know you can't change you name, but that's ok because we can be family without sharing a name like how I do with Shika. Speaking of family hows your brother? I keep forgetting his name so I call him pokey pocky since you complain about him poking you and he eats pocky too much. Butler work is still fun but they are having me do a bit more now. I clean all these vases now and I don't want to break them! I told Sakuya that and she said that its ok because we only use the expensive vases when we have really special parties. It's because there's a lot of chaos here and everything breaks at least twice per month. It sucks when the toilets break. I finally met Flandre! She's very wild. Like every time she's around something breaks. She's also scary strong. And just scary. One time she asked me to play and I thought we were going to play with her stuffed toys but then she just attacked me. If Patchy-sensei and Reimu-san wasn't watching over us I'd be in trouble. Patchy told me she sees fighting as a game and doesn't know how to hold back. I'm going to try and teach her. bye!
Mission report end of year two
Naruto is growing more mature with his training. He can be stubborn and strong willed but he is diligent as a student, no longer does he run away from school work. Although that might be because he is tired of being hit with blunted knives from the head maid. Next year might be worrying as Naruto is going to the human village for the first time for shopping trips. It is unknown how he will react to being treated without hatred. This is something unavoidable, but may damage Naruto's loyalties if he isn't treated better when he get's back to the village. Konpaku-san has become an object of our charge's affections even if he doesn't know it. We will not touch the issue though as there is slim chance they will date. It's merely a harmless crush. It is amusing how he tries to prank everyone but her. Naruto continues to make strides in his tai and ken jutsu, he now has a decent grasp of the leaf basic style and Hong Mei-ling's style. However he is still only six years old, and cannot do more pressing parts of tai-jutsu. Naruto still wants a sword, Konpaku-san placated him by saying he will get one from the leaf when he graduates from the academy, and a special one from her when he finishes growing. Naruto's magic lessons have bared fruit as he is now able to fire energy projectiles like the other residents. His clansmen learnt scrying this year but we kept him from those lessons incase he learnt of his seal and his father. As stated in our earlier reports Naruto learnt the henge and replacement but no clones yet. We thought these techniques would be looked down upon in Gensokyo's culture due to their dueling system not allowing for such trickery, but they had variants of their own actually. Reimu can replace herself with a clone made of seals that explodes on contact releasing the seals. Naruto seems to have increased loyalty for both lands with each continued lesson.
Our observations have been limited however it seems Gensokyo has no ill intent to Konoha. An alliance with them can only prove helpful. They seem to be under the impression a big change is happening soon in both our lands. One last thing of note is that the SDM along with Marisa and one other entity are in the process of making some kind of important medical potion. Yukari does not seem interested in it. We do not know what it is but it seems very important. As a side note Patchouli had requested a special scrying bowl be brought to the SDM. Maybe the lessons that the others are learning reminded her of something.
Dear Lord Hiashi dec 22
Hello I am Naruto Uzumaki. I am a friend of you daughter Hinata, and would like the privilege to call her my sister. We have been in contact with letters most months talking about our lives. I end every year sending her, Sasuke Uchiha and Shikamaru Nara a letter detailing my life and the small changes I am allowed to. I have been trying to help with her confidence, from what sasuke and shikamaru tell me she's come a long way. I am writing to you because I want to become Hinata's brother. Hinata told me that clan politics may get in the way, and I know I don't understand them, but I am already brothers with sasuke and shikamaru so it should be fine. One thing I learnt in my time here is you have you family of bonds and your family of blood and because Hinata was one of the first people to connect with me I would like her to be in my family of bonds. I would protect her will everything I had like a good big brother. I would also buy her snacks and help her train. Thank you for considering this.
Dear Shika-nii, Hinata-imoto, and sasuke-nii.
I CAN FLY! I CAN FLY! I CAN FLY! Ive learnt how to fly, look there are pictures taken of me learning how to fly. And guess what when I get back I will teach you all how to fly. Its hard work to learn, but its so fun. Shika don't call it troublesome when I teach you ok? Anyway Im doing a lot more work now I can also go into town for errands now that I can fly. Also my pranks are going to be so much cooler. Sadly I can't do them on Mei-ling san anymore because I fixed her sleeping problem. Sakuya sensei told me she has this trick that allows her to rest up or take super long breaks in only a second. I asked her if she could do this trick on other people and she said yes. So I asked why doesn't she do this with mei-ling? And she just faced palmed. Now they take naps together after lunch but they're only a minute long and she's fully rested. So now I have to find someone else to prank. Anyways my clansmen learnt how to scry from patchy but I have to wait till Im back home to learn that. Flan thought that was weird. By the way flan and me are better friends now. I have to get back to work so bye.
End of year mission report 3
Naruto's growth continues at a similar rate to normal. His Tai, Nin and Ken jutsu are improving at a rapid rate. Naruto has started both flight and sealing this year. On a personal level, Im so sorry. Naruto has a surprising level of control and maneuverability in the air he is also just as fast as he is on land which is approaching chunin speeds. On sealing right now he is learning basic storage seals. He can only seal items around the size of his fist due to his control levels. We have consistently been keeping up with Naruto chakra control to counter act the kyuubi's interference. His loyalties remain the same.
Our investigations into the mysterious energies we felt has finally yielded results, Gensokyo is home to various portals into different realms from various religions, Reimu has taken us to a few of the safer portal locations, only so we would not die investigating our selves. We know that this land is truly connected to heaven and hell now, as well as various yokai plains. We believe this is connected to the change that the residents believe is taking or going to be taking place.
On an other note The medical project the two witches are working on is some sort of age reversal potion. I am unsure of the idea of it if it will work but if it does we shall try to get some for konoha.
Dear Shika-nii, Hinata-imoto, and sasuke-nii
I heard that some konoha residents are being selected to obtain magic back home. I put in a good word for you guys because I know how much you all want to be able to fly, but you have to ask your parents. The one who's doing the spell is Marisa and her friend Alice. They are nice but you might need time to get used to them. Marisa's doing this as a thank you to me. Marisa and Patchy were talking about of kind of potion of health and it wasn't working and I asked if it was because of the difference in types of yokai and humans and they might need to make different potions for different people. That led to them making a formula that allows them to make personalized heath potions, or something. Also Genma gave Patchy an information coping jutsu that allows her to make non magical copies of her books. She's using them to copy the books Marisa stole as a bargain to get them back. Now Marisa has the texts but not the magic I guess? Marisa doesn't seem to care so its all good I guess. Next year is my last year here so ill see in one year!
End of year Mission report year 4
With only one more year to go Naruto has already exceeded all expectations set for him. Naruto is sufficient in the leaf basic and hong mei-lings styles of taijutsu, Naruto knows both the transformation and replacement jutsu and every magic spell Patchouli wanted him to learn, Naruto has learnt Kenjutsu to a level where Youmu is satisfied. His knife throwing is at the same level as our shuriken jutsu. He is able to seal thing away as big as him self and create a "seal clone" much like Reimu's. He also can do one barrier right now. Naruto is at a level similar to ours. The SDM seems to want to take him further.
We got the report Jiraiya sent us about what the gamma sage foretold. And we agree with your deduction. We asked yukari as she is a "sage" of this land and she agrees as well. She shared more information about this land and its history. We can now safely say that for Konoha, if not the entire ninja world to survive we must partner with Gensokyo and weather this storm. We do not want to say more now, as Danzo may get ahold of this information and he is known to meddle where he should not and may jeopardize what jiraiya believes may come to pass.
On side note the residents of Gensokyo are more skilled then even we though possible, in one session Raido trained with Naruto using his sword, KokutÅ, while youmu watched. In that one session Youmu saw some of raido's moves was able to reverse engineer them and incorporate them into her own style. She paid raido by teaching him some of her sword katas as she didn't want to offend him. But the fact that someone so youthful (and not in the might guy way) is able to display such a high level of swords mastery is frightening.
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Emergency report:
The other Uzumaki, unknown to us had found it suspicious that Naruto did not learn scrying had taken it upon themselves to investigate Naruto's past. They taught Naruto how to scry, and have shown Naruto the events of his birth. Naruto now fully knows of his past. Naruto had a volatile emotional reaction and released a large amount of kyuubi chakra. Yukari intervened fully repairing the seal. Yukari has the full report incoming.
Dear Shika-nii, Hinata-imoto, and sasuke-nii.
I finally found out who my father is, among other things. Sorry this is short but I have a lot to think about. Im coming back after school ends, ill see you guys then.