Star Wars MultiVerse
Issue #1
Chapter #3

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Author's note.
Updated 10/07/2023
Story rating will remain M throughout due to the main characters vulgar use of "fuckface" and other adult themed humor… quite frequently.
I apologize for his behavior ahead of time. I can only see and report his thoughts, feelings, and point of view from the MultiVerse.
I also apologize and cannot control how he acts when he makes… um… an appearance on my work.

Antihero Monologue Engaged.
Added 10/7/2023
update #3
Dramatis Personae:
Still means "the characters"
My Multiversal Prophet AnotherVaderFan "still" thinks you need a recap on the prior chapters, so Zar and I spent a third precious nanosecond traveling back through time to fill in the details.
Evrik Blackriv:
Me. Duh!
Last chapter I found out my body is now an "indestructible crystalline entity"
I escaped from something called the Explorer Program.
Zar Blackriv: Not in this chapter
Cara Blackriv: Not in this chapter
Banks: Not in this chapter
Kane: Not in this chapter
Scar: Not in this chapter
Zane: Not in this chapter.
Voggaa: Described himself in chapter 1. Not in this chapter.
L-1 Mission Commander. Full designation is Explorer 17c L-1
L-4 Science Officer for the ship. Full designation is Explorer 17c L-4
Explorer 17c AI-01a: The AI Personal assistant of L-1. She is 4 million years old.
Explorer 17c AI-04a: The AI Personal assistant of L-4

Time speeds back up…

I regained control of my body the moment I passed through the energy beam that L-1 was attempting to blast me with. The stream of destructive energy continued cascading into my body and I absorbed it all. For the moment I just laid there getting used to the new sensations while slowly growing stronger.

Let me tell you folks, it was a strange sensation. Going from what us normal humies feel, to nothing but blackness and zero sensations, then back into your body. I mean. It felt like my body. There was just more of me now. My head felt light, my thoughts felt crystal clear. I had all the normal sensations that I used to, just times a million.

But at least one thing was the same, I felt… hungry.

The energy beam continued to blast into me, as it did, I continued to pull more and more data from the Explorer's Node Network. Absorbing energy along with information. I could see the entirety of the ship now.

It was disappointing to learn that the "ship" was just a box. That's it. Just a simple box with 100 different rooms for its 100 different crew members. There were no engines, no weapons, other than the one that L-1 was blasting me with now. It was called a phaser by the way. The worst this about this so-called ship was that it had no view ports. That was ok because the crew was a bunch of clones. Personality lacking low jacked cyborg clones of Leento, one of the 13 surviving original Eternals. Each of the Eternals besides Voggaa had millions of clones that were used to continue their pursuit of bringing balance to the MultiVerse. All the other original members of the species had died off long ago. None of them had eyeballs on their hands though. Odd.

I found that the crew was all designated L1 up to L100. Each had one of their own personal Artificial Intelligence Assistants to help the research and store items in a crazy inventory system of unlimited size. Each crew had their own room/workspace. They never ate, they never slept. They had no anatomy, so naturally they did not have sex. They did not even interact with each other. L-1 going to Science Lab 4 was the first time he has ever done so since this ship launched 4 million years ago. What a bunch of losers!

I mean, here we were above Coruscant of all places. Beautiful star ships of all shapes and sizes whizzing by us and through us and they were studying dead things to discover the secret of bringing balance... That brought my racing thoughts to a screeching halt. Yes, it was Coruscant. As in the Capital of the Republic in the freaking Star Wars galaxy!

"Evrik Blackriv! I found you!" A voice that I had never heard, yet somehow instantly knew as AI-01a interrupted my moment of wonder.

"OLA, how are we above Coruscant? That is a fictional story." I pointed out intentionally changing her name.

"No, it is believed to be a fictional story as told to you by the MultiVersal Prophet George Lucas." The AI replied in her mature yet pleasant sounding voice. "I warned you that the ships security AI would harm you." She added.

Suddenly the energy blaster that L-1 was using cut off. Both L-1 and L-4 started to slowly approach me. I briefly wondered how the ships security AI programs could harm me if they could not. So, I chose that moment to jump up and scare them.

"Boo!" I said in my real voice. It sounded strange to speak as a crystal entity but somehow it worked out. Sadly, they did not react. They were incapable of feeling scared or anything my subconscious mind supplied.

Some important things clicked to me right then. First, I realized I knew everything about this ship, its crew, the AI programs, and all the dead critters and creatures stored in the Explorer Program. Second, I realized that each one of the AI programs on this ship was now focused entirely on me. Because the AI were, so was the crew. It was like being stared at by 200 different eyes from 200 different locations. Third, more embarrassing than the prior two. I was naked! Just as naked as they were. Fourth, the more shocking realization, I lacked any man junk like the Eternals did.

My hands grabbed at the area where my man parts used to be. "Oh no you didn't! You little gray shits. What the fuck did you do to me!" I shouted in rage. Wobbling at them as I walked unsteadily. They easily evaded me.

"Evrik Blackriv. Calm down. They did not harm you. They certainly did not cut off those parts. I told you that all attempts to destroy you failed." OLA's voice emanated from a hologram of blurry light that appeared between me and the Eternals. "For the last time, cease this activity and return to the Explorer Program now, or the AI Security Programs will blip you."

"Blip me? OLA. I am not going back to that so-called Explorer Program. It should really be called the Eternals are a bunch of punk assed scaredy cat bitches and use emotionally distraught once living now dead beings to explore the MultiVerse for them because they are fucking lazy!" I raged yelling loud enough that the floor vibrated. Evidently the Eternals ears were sensitive because they used their little hands to cover them.

"Goodbye Evrik Blackriv." OLA said in a sad voice.

With a pop I was no longer on Explorer 17c.

End of chapter 3.
updated on 10/07/2023.