SWMV Issue #1
Chapter 4

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Story rating will remain M throughout due to the main character's language and behavior.

Antihero Monologue Engaged.
Added 10/7/2023
update #4
Dramatis Personae:
Still means "the characters"
My MultiVersal Prophet AnotherVaderFan is a punk & demands that I give you a recap on the prior chapters character development, so Zar and I spent a fourth precious nanosecond traveling back through time to fill in the details.
Evrik Blackriv:
Me. Duh!
Last chapter I might have pissed off the local power peeps a little. Got back into my body though and was "blipped" somewhere.
Zar Blackriv: Not in this chapter
Cara Blackriv: Not in this chapter
Banks: Not in this chapter
Kane: Not in this chapter
Scar: Not in this chapter
Zane: Not in this chapter.
Voggaa: Not in this chapter.
L-1 Mission Commander. Full designation is Explorer 17c L-1.
L-4 Science Officer for the ship. Full designation is Explorer 17c L-4.
Explorer 17c AI-01a: The AI Personal assistant of L-1.
Explorer 17c AI-04a: The AI Personal assistant of L-4. Not in this chapter.

Time speeds back up…
My arrival into the Star Wars Galaxy could have been better. Of all the places that OLA's AI security friends could have dropped me into, I suppose the events of Phantom Menace were not all that bad.

It was a strange sensation. The thrill, the rush, the falling through the sky. Slamming through the top of the Senate Building right into the Supreme Chancellors Replorsorpod. The squishy wet feeling of the Supreme Chancellors pulverized body on my hands as I stood up. There were screams as the Senators and Senators aids all ran for their life. Parts of the roof still falling here and there and smashing more people.

I shook my hands to remove the bloody goo and caught a glance at Mas Amedda when that blood splattered on his face.
No harm done, he also was dead, his head at an unnatural angle. Though he looked just like what I recalled from in the movies. Only better because I was in freaking Star Wars!

"Wait, did I just pulverize Darth Sidious?" I asked myself in wonder.

"Darth you say? Sith title that is." The words of Master Yoda sent chills up my spine. Well, If I had a spine. Wait… I spun around and saw the little iconic guy. If this was Phantom Menace, why was Yoda here? Wasn't he back in the Jedi Temple right now testing little Annie? My excitement won out over my curiosity.

"Master Yoda!" I shouted. "Yes! This is freaking unbelievable." I knelt before him. "It is such an honor to see you sir. I have watched so many movies and read so many books about you. I am sorry they killed you off in Return of the Jedi. I think you should have fought Palpatine a second time and just totally kicked his ass. No! No, it would have been better if there was a Yoda vs Vader lightsaber dual. That would have been freaking awesome!"

A lightsaber appeared below my chin. My eyes made out in my peripherals that it was a purple lightsaber. "Get away from Grand Master Yoda." The golden voice of Samuel L. Jackson made me bounce up in excitement.

There he was. Samuel L. Jackson. Playing his part as Mace freaking Windu! "Oh my god! It is such an honor…" Samuel/Mace seemed to take my reaching out for him as an attack because he… well he tried to stab me. I looked down at the purple lightsaber sparking as it was being drained into my body. I looked up into his eyes, he looked down as the lightsaber went out, drained of power. He looked back up. Our eyes met and I winked.

"What are you?" Mace asked with a look of utter confusion on his face.

"Dude, I don't even fucking know. I was on Earth. Then an Eternal, that's a little gray skinned naked assed alien, wait. Voggaa was not naked. Had a white robe on. Anyway, he set off a Universe Temporal Eraser. Totally calling that a UTE for short going forward. Woke up in a program that the Eternals use to explore the MultiVerse. Then…" I broke off as I saw a person who most certainly did not belong in the Star Wars Galaxy.

The fact that I saw Scar at all was amazing. He had just appeared in a flash of light. The distance was astounding, but I could clearly see him. He was old though and holding a sniper rifle. The fucker shot one blast at someone high above. "Voggaa used my team as assassins! The fuck?" I growled. "Who's up there?" I asked the jedi as a woman screamed.

Both Yoda and Windu jumped up, aided by the force, and landed on the Replorsorpod where the woman was screaming. A woman who sounded like a young Natalie Portman.

I focused on Scar because as soon as he made the shot and confirmed the kill, he winked out of existence with another flash of light. Had I been close enough I bet I would have heard a pop. Hum…

"You." Mace Windu called down to me as the Replorsorpod started to move toward the ground.

"Blackriv." I supplied in my best Sir Tomas Sean Connery James Bond Voice. "Evrik Blackriv."

All the people in the Replorsorpod stared at me with looks of shock, some gasped as it bumped into the ground. Someone tried to cover Natalie Portman's eyes. Strangely, she was older than in the movies.

Confused, I looked down and saw flesh. Man flesh. "Yes!" I shouted gleefully.

Then I heard a pop.

End of chapter 4.

** Updated on 10/07