(A/N: I suppose you should say this is a start of darkness for Mirabel…but well she's a criminal…so more really her being more active.)

Cue Opening Theme: Conker's Bad Fur Day OST - Heist

TWG:R

~Endless Possibilities Arc~

Chapter 52: Prison Break Prep (Part 2)

Los Santos

Friday

[Prison Break - Station]

Naruto and Tomoko were still at the house waiting for their teammates to show up. Mirabel arrived as Naruto was subtly giving her the eyes.

"Sorry, I'm late…traffic." Mirabel remarked.

She was still taking in all what her grandmother revealed to her the night after her ability awakened. That night, Alma showed her the full scope of the gift which was more than just the special ability. Now, she was not going to have a hard time making money.

"No glasses? I thought those were cute." Naruto remarked.

"Thanks, but I wanted to get my vision fixed." Mirabel said, putting on a pair of dark sunglasses to complete the ensemble. "So me and Nani have been talking. Will there be any problem with us paying to be VIPs in the company?"

"Me and Isaribi would have tal-"

"What's good, homies?" Jabari said entering the place. "So what are we in for?"

"A heist with our benefactor being the IAA." Naruto said as Jabari did not flinch. "Surprised you didn't flinch."

"OG Johnson worked with g-men before in the 90's. Toreno was the guy's name…I actually met Toreno briefly during my two years of wandering. Did a job for him…and he's why I got a pretty sick upgrade for my van." Jabari remarked. "So what are we doing?"

"We're splitting into two. Mirabel, you're with me. I think we can pull off being cops to get into the police station." Tomoko said as she left with Mirabel.

"Jabari, you're with me then. We're going down to the docks, but we're going to wait for the girls to finish their task first." Naruto said getting a cranberry Sprunk out of the fridge. "Want one?"

"Yeah. Then you can tell us what we're in for." Jabari said, catching the can.

~TWG~

Getting the police car and the uniforms was easy, it was the matter of the police station. Tomoko went in as Agent 14 was giving her information on where the planning schedule was. As Tomoko was trying to figure out a distraction, there was a gunshot…and a scream. A man was on his knees holding his crotch…screaming bloody murder.

"Goddamn it, Ramirez!"

A female police officer was holding the smoking gun, apologizing profusely.

"I'm sorry, I…"

Maribel had an idea and 'accidentally' tripped up Ramirez who was trying to get the first aid kit. Tomoko split away to snatch the schedule right as Ramirez accidentally shot the sprinkler…causing water to pour down on the station. With the schedule snatched, Tomoko exited the office seeing nothing but confusion as Maribel had a smirk on her face as they left.

"Ok, we just have to…"

Tomoko was cut off by Ramirez slipping and face planting on the door, spilling out a box full of confiscated grenades that were supposed to be stored away. Ramirez opened the door to get it off of her face only to realize she pulled the pin on one of them.

Tomoko and Mirabel had to dive for safety as a chain of explosions rattled the place, blowing up several police cars including the one they came on.

"What the hell is hap-"

"Wasn't us? Seriously, we just walked out of the place!" Tomoko said before clicking off her earpiece. "M, come on!"

Mirabel forced herself to move leaving a complete and utter shitshow.

~TWG~

Naruto and Jabari were watching television only to hear a breaking news update…about the Mission Row Police Station being torched. Tomoko and Mirabel came in, panting.

"What the fuck happened?" Naruto asked.

"Wasn't us. Some dumbass slipped on a wet floor and knocked over a bunch of grenades. I can't make that up." Tomoko said going down to the planning room. "We're going to change after I drop this off."

Mirabel went into an empty bedroom to change back to what she wore before. Tomoko returned to what she wore previously as she would leave with the others together.

"Status report?" Agent 14 asked.

"Plans secured, we're all going together to deal with the car. Some details, please." Naruto remarked.

"Rashkovsky's car is part of a shipment heading out to the Pacific any day now. These guys who have it are professional thieves with money at stake. Don't expect a walk in Mirror Park. I'll call it when you're closer to the ship."

Tomoko was driving Naruto's Merryweather Mesa through the daylit streets of LS before switching on the nitrous. As they got closer, Agent 14 filled them more in exactly what they were stealing back for him. A late 50's red Lampadati Casco that is at the top of stacks of containers. Tomoko dropped Naruto and Jabari off.

"Here." Jabari said, handing Naruto a balaclava as he put one on himself.

"Always prepped, this one." Naruto said, slipping it on. "Let's do this!"

The boys decided to go blasting with AKs. The two goons that were hit fell back into the water before the duo boarded the ship. A wanted star flashed up as scores of goons came after them.

"Damn! This guy is crawling with assholes!" Jabari said. "Something tells me if we're coming to fight us…there's plenty of loot to die for."

"Considering we're on a schedule, we're going to have it for later. Seeing that it's the Kkangpae's ship, I'll be more than happy to screw them over after this." Naruto said, switching to a Rocket Launcher.

BOOM! A dozen goons were blown up with body parts flying all over as Naruto and Jabari went up the stairs.

"I don't know who you are but….ACK, my leg!"

Jabari smashed a Molotov on the downed goon as Naruto led him up to the container. He shot the lock open as they got in the car with Naruto seeing they now had three wanted stars. Naruto revved up the car before driving right off ship landing with a thud on the ground as cops were beginning to make an appearance.

"Shit, looks like NOOSE is-"

Isaribi surprised everyone by ramming her FMJ into a cop car before coming with the calvary.

"You niggas thought you have a party without us!" Cindy said, firing a hailstorm of bullets.

Of course, the Koreans were not going to not go down with a fight to which in the chaos Naruto let off Jabari to help the others as Naruto took off.

~TWG~

"You're a bit late." Another agent said as Yara got off the bus.

"I had to take back roads and dodge cops." Yara said as the agent sighed before taking it off of her hands.

[Setup Passed! +$19000, +2000RP]

Another agent came out from the building at the scrapyard only to frown.

"I was expecting the-"

"It's on its way." Yara tersely said before Naruto arrived. "And there he is."

Naruto parked the Casco, getting out as the agent took over.

[Setup Passed! +$18500, +2000RP]

[Vehicle Unlocked: Casco (Reduced Price for Casco)]

As the world returned, Naruto and Yara were walking away from the scrapyard.

"Wait, I got paid for your mission…that I didn't partake in." Yara said surprised. "Well, I'm not complaining."

"But Naruko's blowing up my phone…I better go see her." Naruto remarked.

He called for a cab, getting himself and Yara to the Blue Banekos' clubhouse. Naruto came up the stairs only to be tackle-hugged by his sister. Naruko Uzumaki were close enough in appearance to be twins really, save for the pair of Ds, long hair in twin low ponytails, and a bubble butt.

"Niichan, about time you showed up." Naruko said as Naruto groaned. "You ain't mad to see family?"

"No, I'm in the middle of a major job. Only came to check in on you and get my bike to go back to the city." Naruto said.

"Come on, can't you let your biker gang show me around the city? Please!" Naruko asked.

"We're not tour-"

"100 Gs split about all of you, if you take my sister and her friends on a tour of the city." Naruto said holding up the roll of money.

Eva, Nani, Tricia, and Beatrix looked at each other…that was an easy $25k…so they accepted. Neji came out of the bathroom…and finally greeted Naruto after so many years.

"How's Hinata doing?" Naruto asked.

"She's fine. She's taken over as clan head back home…she's even married now." Neji said as Naruto flinched.

"To who?" Naruto asked.

"Your uncle…Arashi." Neji said with a bit of a sigh.

Naruto sighed. Arashi was an oddity…being his father's much younger half-brother. Naruto and the family did not even know Arashi existed until he made his presence known after Minato and his' mom passed away. By then, Naruto was in Bullworth. While he was accepted by the Uzumakis, he did not stop with them as he was living on his own. He did make occasional visits…so Naruto's school friends were familiar. In age, he was only two years older than Naruto.

"I didn't know he was seeing her. How long?" Naruto asked.

"Since we graduated, but I theorize he might have been showing interest in her since you were shipped off to Bullworth." Neji remarked. "Not that I hate it, but he's enjoying her as his woman a bit too much for my liking."

"As long as he treats her well, it doesn't matter. But I owe him a call." Naruto said before going downstairs. "Later Neji."

~TWG~

Naruto and Yara arrived back at the Whispymound house as Isaribi and Tomoko were already inside.

"I got your car back and everyone's fine. By the way, the agent's in the planning room ready to give us our next job." Tomoko said while sipping a glass of wine. "Also he got us a pizza as a way of saying, 'Good job'."

"Hell yeah, I could eat." Naruto said getting a slice.

"So I met Naruto's sister." Yara said taking one.

"What's she like?" Isaribi asked.

"Naruto with big tits, longer hair, and a fatter ass." Yara said as Isaribi had a curious look at her face.

"Sister's off-limits." Naruto said firmly.

"Well there goes my threeway fantasy." Isaribi joked as the girls laughed.

(A/N: Yeah, NaruHina isn't happening. I simply don't really see Hinata for the criminal lifestyle, unless it's RTN Hinata (and no she's not appearing in the fic). Naruto fanfic writers will know the Arashi name, a bit of a meta in-joke. Think of Arashi as a mirror to Naruto, one who was able to take a different road in life. As an added treat and given that as of writing this (4/28), a new Alex the Prostitute was released. So do say, here's a bonus scene.)

|TWG Bonus Scene|

Las Venturas

Friday

Jase was waiting for Alex given she was being held back by airport security. He had called for his friends for a ride and he was pacing around, worriedly, before she came with her bags with tears of joy in her eyes.

"Alex, what's up?"

"So about our goal…well it looks you already did it. Estoy embarazada!" Alex said as Jase balked.

"Already? How long?" He asked excitedly.

"It's either since when we broke in the bed at our place or any time we had this week. All I know is you're the father." Alex said as Jase chuckled.

"Couldn't be anyone else, darling. But that doesn't mean we can't 'make sure'." Jase said his phone buzzed. "Looks like my friend is here."

"Friend?" Alex asked. "Ho-"

"Internet." Jase said as Alex sighed as they were moving to get to the front.

"Every day, I hate that I wasted my college time trying to go for a gender studies degree…with feminist studies." Alex groaned. "So what's the deal with your friend?"

"Cameron. Fellow genius." Jase remarked. "I online gamed with a group, and all I had were pretty high on the IQ scale."

"What was yours?" Alex asked.

"140. But one thing I've come to learn is having a high IQ doesn't mean shit if you don't have a good EQ and instincts. That's why despite Cameron being smarter than me, I was the leader on being more sociable. Though, you know what they say, love and loyalty can sometimes make you dumb." Jase said, holding her hand. "Funny enough, after we got together…I haven't contacted the group in a while. So…"

"Jase?"

The two turned and there was Cameron looking as Jase remembered being on the shorter side, only that he no longer wore glasses…and was in sportswear.

"Cameron, it's good to see you…and you looking better. Finally realizing the virtue of physical exercise." Jase snarked.

"A bit…but it's complicated. I'm dressed like this because of my business venture with my business partner and finally getting laser eye surgery." Cameron remarked. "I run a gym…Below the Belt Gym."

Jase started laughing.

"Make your jokes, but it's profitable. A lot of prostitutes, strippers, and performers want to stay in shape…and I have a big stake given I handle the paperwork and the books. Plus, I got side ventures and stuff." Cameron said before leading them to his car.

A pimped out red Moonbeam Custom with a sound system in the back. As they got in, classic hip-hop was pumping out the speakers.

"Hey Jase, it's good to hear from you. I…knew you were a part of the Invaders…and I heard shit went down." Cameron remarked. "But I'm glad you're alright."

"You know?" Jase asked.

"Well yeah, my business partner was in talks with Kagura." Cameron said as he began driving.