before i begin one vote for option E is the only response i got and someone i know IRL said harry and the twins so i am going with option E.
sorry it took so long but juggling fanfic writing, songwriting, recording and music live performance, a twitch and YouTube channel as well as going Across Britain for uni open days makes it hard to do anything in a decent time frame. like it took me 3 weeks just to consider what an excuse for a rom looking like it does in my gringots lines.
also should have said this 2 chapters ago this story is me embracing my form humour which mostly is of the dark kind so be warned about that.
anyway here's the next chapter
the dinner table at grimmuld half an hour after the last chapter.
"so boys your probably wondering what my plan is" Sirius said "it simple first we go to gringotts and sort out our bank accounts then we start traveling the world to find ourselves the best country that any of us have and property in."
"sirus your an idiot if your seen in gringotts you will be arrested and kissed" Remus said
Sirius was about to respond when Draco cut in
"Mr lupin your incorrect in that statement gringotts is not british wizarding world territory all gringotts branches are goblin land not governed by wizards they inly hand over criminals who had been tried in court or commented a crime against the goblins."
"see moony it will work" Sirius said
"oh alright but i will go separately with the boys and get clothes from the muggle world as no sane wizard would go there" remus said giving up his argument.
and so after the younger boys had finished their beans on toast they used ge fireplace transport way that i forgot the spelling of to go directly into gringots (the black family was one if only 3 along side potter and longbottom that had this) amd once they exited a goblin came up to them.
"Sirius Black please come with us the group with black wait in that room over there the one with axe marks in the door"
and so while sirius was dragged off Harry, Draco, remus and the twins went to the room and it wasn't a pleasant room as the walls had a mix of bloodstains, arrows, axes marks, bullet holes (yes gobins use guns here don't lke it then kindly leave) and burn marks amd no chairs just one long bench made from teak wood that no one chose to sit in as it had a suspicious white substance on it.
"Great idea this was if the goblins don't so it i will kill Sirius most probably tonight by forgetting to undo the handcu..." Remus's mouth was covered by the twins to stop him carrying on.
"the" fred
"young ears" George
"don't need" fred
"corrupting" both
"we already know what he was about to say especially after 2nd year having all those classes due to the wizarding world not changing the age of consent from 12 for thousands of years" harry said his face along side lupin's going red.
after an awkward silence filled 20 min wait a goblin entered and said in a kind voice
"hello there i am shipshard please follow me"
so the group left the room walking towards an office during the walk shipshard said
(A/N shipshard is said ship-shard)
"sorry for leaving you in our sex/death dungeon but we had to make sure that Mr Black didn't actually commit his crimes and good news the only one he did commit that was escaping askzaban is allowed as he had no trial nor committed a crime in the first place."
"that explains the walls and the white stuff" Draco commented
"yes and normally guests wouldn't ever have to see that room as it's usually use to rape and then kill Wizard and witches that break our laws, as compensation any thing you need to do today that requires a charge will be for free and we will offer mind healing if need be" shipshard said.
after a a short walk they arrive at shipshard's office where Sirius is sitting with a cup of tea and a freah cut along his face by his left eye.
"Sirius are you alright?" Remus asks smelling his blood
"fine moony just a small cut as punishment for not immediately going to gringots when i got out but that's about it" Sirius replayed as other goblins enter with chairs for the new arrivals.
once everyone had taken a seat shipshard asked
"so why have you come to gringots bank today"
"many things first i want to claim the black lordship, second i want my godson to go though an inheritance test and also be made hier Black and if possible have him emancipated under section 420 line 77 of the international wizard inheritance laws ans lastly as you said it would be free i want a full medical check up on all of us in our group."
"alright then Mr Black i will first request the required documents and then we should be able to go ahead"
after a few minutes 3 goblins enter one with a small ring box, one with paperwork and the other with paperwork and a dagger.
"ok Mr Black please just put this ring on" shipshard moves the box over
"if it accepts you, you would still be in the land of the living if it doesn't you would be magicaluy castrated hung drawn and quartered then explore into unrecognisable pieces"
"very great thoughts to put into our heads" Harry commented
Sirius reached for the box opening it he hesitated then took the rung and put it on self explanatory from the fact that no one was covered in blood guts and gunpowder from an explosion the black family magic had accepted Sirius.
"well done Lord Black now next on the list Mr potter the dagger and other paperwork is for you it's the cliché for fanfics cut your finger and drop some blood on the paper"
disregarding the fanfic comment form he goblin who knows too much and will pay, shipshard shouts "I HEARD THAT YOU BASTARD", see readers he knows too much.
anyway harry cut's his finger stuff comes up etc and it's found he's Potter, Percival, Griffindor and by conquest Slytherin as normal cliché for fanfic like this although with a curve ball of Nelson (yes the naval admiral who has a statue in London and his ship is in Portsmouth) being on the list.
property on the other hand well i will list those
form the potter family:
Potter Manor Shaftesbury, Dorset (muggles see it as ruins of an abby (true we have abby ruins here in Shaftesbury)) in almost perfect condition.
Potter Cottage, Godric Hollow partly destroyed (ministry attempts to take over failed so far).
cliché he own diagon ally
family holiday homes in Sweden, France Australia and Italy.
and lastly from potter the land on which Downing Street sits on.
from Percival:
the land on which Godric Hollow is on.
Malfoy mannor (illegally renamed from sleeping lion mannor and lived in by malfoy family).
Nott manor (on rent until 11/9/01 (British way of writing the date in this format) by nott family.
the land the barrow is on (was on loan to Weasley family but it ended in 1877 but yet to be returned)
and family holiday home somewhere in Nova Albion (now around San Fransisco or LA the wizarding documents were made in the Elizabethan times documents were made a long time ago)
and from the Nelson side he had only had HMS Victory (the one in Portsmouth in this fanfic reality is a fake).
oh and half of Hogwarts, that's also the cliché but must be done for this listing.
Harry needless to say was shocked.
"first off wow that's, this is overwhelming second Fred and George do you know if your family knows of the ownership of the barrow?"
"aunt mirual might know" fred
"as she is 189" geor5
"but our mum and dad" fred
"no" both
"ok shipshard if you have a system for this could you inform them that I will be charging them rent from now on," the twins look as if their about to say something "but as i know the financial state of the family it shall be 4 gallions a year" harry finished "my last order of business before i move on to my vaults list expel the malfoy family ban Draco form ever entering sleeping lion hall and as punishment they will forfeit all items within the house except for important medications"
"it will be done heir potter" shaipshard said and relayed that to the relevant departments via stone voice tube
"why not ban me?"
Harry being in a more action then words mood turned and kissed Draco.
"we will talk later" harry said
the vaults say the family name ect along side the trust vault for the potter's really just the normal you guessed it cliché stuff along side finding dumb as a dead doornail had stolen from him along side one molly weasel i mean wealsey.
"what this last note here?" harry asked shipshard.
"it was something dumbledore sent to us we had yet to open it."
"let's take a look harry it can't be as bad as the others" Sirius said opening the letter and reading his face getting more and more red
"shipshard please may you get some goblins to help Mooney hold be back"
"yes i will call for them"
"thank you" Sirius takes in a long breath "THAT FUCKING BITCH AND THE GOAT FUCKING CUNT SHE WORKED WITH I WANT TO GO OVER AND KILL THEM BOTH MOONEY FOR FUCK SAKE LET ME GO I WANT A REAL REASON TO BE SENT TO JAIL" Sirius continued but for the preference of time we skip to when Sirius had a claiming whatever the spelling is given to him.
"Fred, George you should know what's going on your mother and dumbledore make a marriage contract between me and a member of the Weasley famly it's unbreakable but they didn't specifiy which member so i need you 2 to be serious here would you 2 be ok with being the selected members as Ron i dislike and i am gay so Ginny is out of the question."
after some thought between the twins they respond
"Harry James potter" fred
"I George Fabian Weasley" George
"and I Fred Gideon Weasley" fred
"accept your proposal" George
"just one request" both
"yes"
"include our little dragon as we saw how you looked at him and that kiss and we don't want to stop that just because of our mother" pick which lines are said by which twin this is already long enough.
"Draco would you be ok with this as well or not" Harry said.
"I hate this all of this we are too young to have yo go though this but if it's got to be with anyone why not people your friends with... yes i will go ahead but i want to set the pace" Draco said
"then it's settled the ministry would receive this with Heir Potter, both Mr Weasley's here with us and Heir Malfoy." shipshard said.
"also shipshard before you go and leave us inthe hands of your doctora kick the Weasleys off my land and also yhe same wards to ban them bar the twins."
"it will be done" shipshard says and leaves the room.
it's done chapter 3 is done yes i started the ship early but nothing will be said about it for another few chapters as i want romance as a secondary thing to actually seeing the word and leaving Britain to it's fate.
while you might still be reading please go an check out my band in SoundCloud we are called ghostwriters and just look for a profile pic of a duck and the location saying Shaftesbury Dorset that's it.
on that silent service going silent.