Carmelita and the Annoying Cakesniffing Randomness

In which Carmelita is totally disgusting.

Carmelita was sitting around when a spider walked by. Being Carmelita, she ate it.

"Eeeeeeeewwwww!" yelled some Quagmire.

Carmelita went into the backyard where she found plenty of green caterpillars. She dumped them into a bowl and mashed them up. She found wasps, flies, maggots, and worms to put in it. Around that time she decided to make soup so she (beware, this next part is absolutely repulsive) urinated in her mixture and began to eat.

Carmy thought it was pretty good so she finished it. After she was finished, Carmy decided she was thirsty and needed a drink. She searched high and low, finally settling for some cabbage water.

When she was full, Carmy asked her mother if she could poop in the woods. Mrs. Spats said "Be back by dinner."

So Carmy went to the woods but forgot what she came there for so she ate some mud and threw it up in the lake. Then she got bored so she killed a squirrel, intending to take it home for dinner, but by the time she got over to the body she didn't remember that so she just turned around and went home.

At dinnertime Carmy spilled her milk on her plate and began to mix it in with her meal. Then, Carmy farted really loud at the table but forgot about it so she didn't excuse herself.

Later, Carmy burped in her dog's face and ate a dog treat. She felt very lively after that so she put some broccoli and raw fish on a plate and greedily devoured it. She ate a few foxes in socks and went to go play in a landfill.

When she got back, Carmy felt nauseous and threw up her very filling dinner. She made chicken gnocchi soup with cockroaches in it and began to eat. She fell asleep with her head in the soup and her hand down her pants and her other hand up her nose.

The next morning, Carmelita Spats spit halfway across her mother's face and did her business in the flower garden. Mr. Spats hugged his daughter and told her she was the best daughter imaginable. Carmy beamed, revealing her yellowish teeth.

Carmy didn't really feel like being followed that day, so we'll stop here.

End of random chapter

Yes, I know. It was absolutely disgusting. I am completely aware of that. That was the point.

By the way, who could find the hidden V.F.D? I didn't even realize it was there until 1.84 seconds ago.

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