Carmelita and the Annoying Cakesniffing Randomness
The Snow Scouts were sitting around doing what Snow Scouts do when Carmelita walked into the room and ruined all the fun.
"Less talky!" cried Carmelita, banging some pots together. "More tap-dancy!"
"Yeah, I can't do that." said a Snow Scout.
"I'll try!" cried a Snow Scout who was deathly afraid of Carmelita. She tried and fell on the floor.
"Can I do ballet?" asked a little boy around eleven. "That's all I know."
"NO!" screamed Carmy. She proceeded to throw the Snow Scout across the room.
"OW!" yelled the Snow Scout.
Carmy randomly threw a ball and then stood on her head. A Snow Scout didn't look where she was going and stepped on Carmy's hair. The poor little Snow Scout was disintegrated.
The Snow Scouts sounded the fire alarm and ran out of the building. Carmy doodled on the wall.
"CARMELITA!" shouted Violet. "YOU CANNOT STAY IN A BURNING BUILDING!" She put Carmy in a sack and carried the sack out the door.
"I want a squirrel!" shouted Carmelita. Violet muted her.
Carmy said something nobody else could hear.
The Baudelaires, the Quagmires, Esmé, Count Olaf, the theater troupe, and all of the Snow Scouts ran to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and asked Veruca Salt to take Carmelita down the garbage chute. Then they began to sing.
Carmelita the little brute
Has just gone down the garbage chute
And she will meet as she descends
A rather differerent set of friends
A fish head for example cut
This morning from a halibut
An oyster from an oyster stew
A steak that nobody could chew
And lots of other things as well
Each with a rather horrid smell
These are Carmelita's new found friends
That she will meet as she descends
These are Carmelita's new found friends...
Who went and spoiled her, who indeed?
Who pandered to her every need?
Who turned her into such a brat?
Who are the culprits? Who did that?
The guilty ones, and this is sad:
Horribly out Esmé
And evil Olaf!
And that is why we're glad they'll fall
Into the garbage chute after
Esmé and Olaf sailed down the garbage chute and everybody cheered. They went to get pizza to celebrate the fact that there was no more Carmelita.