Carmelita and the Annoying Cakesniffing Randomness
Let's begin by thanking my first-ever reviewer...NewRandomChild01! Thanks for the awesome review!
Smash Stuff- I totally agree! I actually burst out laughing at your review. However, I consider myself very random, so I do burst out laughing at most of my reviews. And thank you for reviewing.
Miss Sunny Baudelaire-"Guess what! I'm alive!" shouted every single parent in the whole entire world is very funny, I agree. Sorry I got your name wrong, but it kept editing it out if I wrote it correctly. My apologies.
Sorry for getting so excited, I just adore getting reviews.
Author's note: Chapter four is going to be about Carmy on vacation! Keep your eyes peeled (but not literally, that would hurt!)
Also in my head, Carmy's from California, and I'm sending her to Florida, so you can imagine this would take a while.
Okay, I've already used 100 words. Let's get to the story AFTER I spread some very important news :
I will be slowing down the story a little after this, but I'll work on it when I can.
"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Carmelita Spats asked impatiently.
"Carmelita, we haven't even left the driveway yet." said Mr. Spats.
Over the next five hours, Carmy made the windows go up and down, played with the seatbelt, ate car snacks, chewed chewing gum, played on her Nintendo DS, and, of course, asked "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
"NO!" shouted Mr. Spats.
Carmelita was so shocked by this sudden outburst that she burst into tears. The GEICO gecko cartwheeled over to her and asked that little Carmy not spend money on car insurance.
"Where's Klausy Wausy Mousey?" asked Carmy.
"There is no Klaus here." said Izzy Quagmire.
"The last safe place is safe no more." said Sunny. She tried to fly and ended up falling onto a conveiniently placed Sunny-sized bush.
"We are here!" said the Sunny-sized bush.
"Zaxuloip!" said Sunny.
They went into the hotel where Dracula was at the counter. He put Carmy and her parents in room 217. There were no beds, the bathtub was filled with lizards, and the hotel had a roach problem. Carmelita, being Carmelita, liked it and decided to roam the hotel.
The pool was purple so Carmy swam for an hour and curled up in the lizard-infested tub. Mr. and Mrs. Spats, being more civilized, chose to sleep in the car.
The next morning they went down to the complementary breakfast which was bread and water.
Carmelita stood up on the breakfast bar and announced "Guess what? You get to view my tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian dance recital!"
"NO!" shouted a four year old. "Anything but that! It's torture!"
The four year old was never seen again.
Carmelita began to sing. Loudly.
C is for cute
A is for adorable
R is for ravishing
M is for goregeous
E is for excellent
L is for lovable
I is for I'm the best
T is for talented
A is for a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian
S is for stylish
P is for perfect
A is for attractive
T is for the most wonderful Carmelta the world has ever seen
And S is for savory!
Now let's begin my whole wonderful song all over again!
Carmelita sang the same awful song twelve more times, then bowed elaborately and bounced off the breakfast bar. Then, Karli shook her device. (Who's Karli? Forget it, you can't pronounce it) Carmelita got motion sick and vomited all over her mother. Mr. Spats began to lead her out of the room.
That night at eight, Mr. and Mrs. Spats watched TV. Carmelita played The Sims/
At nine, Mrs. Spats pulled out Anna Karenina and read it. Mr. Spats showered. Carmy continued to play The Sims.
At ten, Mr. Spats got in bed and Mrs. Spats put down Anna Karenina and showered. Carmy was still playing The Sims.
At eleven, Carmy showered while playing The Sims. (because in ASOUE Land, all electronics are waterproof) Mr. and Mrs. Spats went to sleep.
At midnight, Carmy paused The Sims and video chatted with Bert. (Who's Bert? Forget it, you can't pronounce it.)Her parents continued to sleep.
At one. Carmy ended her chat with Bert and continued The Sims. (Why is she obsessed with The Sims? Forget it, you can't pronounce it.)
At two, Carmy put The Sims away and fell asleep.
At three, Carmelita went to the bathroom. (Why did she go to the bathroom? Forget it, you can't pronounce it.)
At four, Carmy was still sleeping.
At five, Carmy was still sleeping.
At six, Carmy was still sleeping.
At seven, Carmy was still sleeping.
At eight, Carmy was still sleeping.
At nine, Carmy woke up and went to the breakfast buffet. She ate five slices of bread.
At ten, Carmy video chatted with Bert again. (Why do Carmy and Bert like to video chat? Forget it, you can't pronounce it.)
At eleven, Carmy began to continue The Sims .
At twelve, Carmy ran up to the roof and vomited off of it. She hit a poor old man in the head.
"Watch where you barf, you little whippersnapper!" he cried.
At one, Carmy and Bert went bowling. (How did Bert get there? Forget it, you can't pronounce it)
At two, Carmy and Bert ate lunch at the snack bar then bought another game of bowling.
At three, Carmy and Bert finished bowling and went back to the hotel.
At four, Carmy and Bert went to swim in the purple pool.
At five, the Spats family went to dinner because it was their last night in Florida. (Carmy hid Bert in her purse to save money.)
At six, Carmy and Bert wanted dessert.
At seven, Carmy and Bert were stuffed.
At seven-o-one, Mr. and Mrs. Spats tried to haul them out the door.
At eight, Carmy and Bert were playing The Sims (they had previously showered and donned their pajamas.
At nine, Bert downloaded The Sims so he could send Carmy stuff.
At ten, Carmy got permission to bring Bert home. They celebrated.
At eleven, Carmy decided to stop celebrating.
At twelve, Carmy and Bert fell asleep.
From one to eight they slept.
At nine, they ate breakfast.
At ten, they began to pack.
At eleven they were leaving.
From twelve to two three days later they drove (it was actually eleven in the morning because of the different time zones.)
At one, Carmy unpacked, hung up all her souveniers, and disappeared with Bert.
At two Bert had to go home.
At three Carmy ate an early dinner because she needed to get settled.
From four to eight Carmy got back on California time.
At nine Carmy changed the time zones on her devices.
At ten, Carmy retired for the night, wondering what the summer held for her.
Whew! Longest chappie yet! I have chosen to not continue until I get eight reviews. (This fic is getting pretty succesful)
Until Chapter Five.