iEXPLODE!

Kanato and everyone were in the main room discussing the plan to let Karlheinz know that a rogue pure blood was on the loose around Tokyo, while Yui found Lex in The Forests, so they could look for them, together. It was Lex's child after all. Kanato and the others would create a chase and patrol the streets of Tokyo, until they found an unnamed pastel purple, pastel purple eyes and pastel purple haired vampire boy.

After all, it was just a child and Ayato wated to rough up the little snot already -especially if it wasn't Kino who broke their precious Gargoyle Fountain.

"Okay, so where's Lex?" Yui wondered, as she ate an apple and walked through The Forests, "I feel like Alice In Wonderland..."

"No shit." Kanato said, as he teleported next to her.

"Why does Lex live so close to you? Why wasn't she chosen as your prospective bride?"

"One because her parents are deathly afraid of us and she isn't apart of your Catholic Church that sacrifices sacrificial brides. That's why."

"Oh." Just then, some trees above them rustled. "What's that!?"

"Chill out, it was just an angel, schizy."

"Okay." They kept walking and then Kanato noticed the end of the bottle. "It's still glass!"

Yui touched the invisible glass wall, "Maybe we could break it?"

"With what?"

Yui started punching and kicking at the glass with all her might until it finally gave way and glass was shattering all around them. It was like a confetti dropping of glass shards.

"Who would put a giant glass bottle around the Sakamaki mansion?"

"Someone who doesn't want me to leave."

"I bet it was Reiji." Kanato marched on.

"Probably."

They made it to Lex's cottage on the lake and stepped across the drawbridge. "So, this is it, huh?"

"Yep."

"Did you ever marry Lex before having kids with her?"

"Nope."

"You bastard! No wonder she hates you!" She started punching Kanato's chest.

"Hey, hey, hey! I didn't ask to be a DAD! DAD FORCED ME TO!"

"Oh."

"Yeah."

"Well, either way, your child is a bastard, now. It has no surname -what did you even name it? Kanato Jr.?"

"I didn't even get to keep it. They belong to Karlheinz!"

"They BELONG TO KARLHEINZ!?"

"Yeees! DO I need to to repeat myself?" Kanato was annoyed by Yui's stupidity.

"Did Lex ever-"

"She never got to hold them."

"That's so sad..."

"Ditto."

As they rapped on the knocker on the door, a happy go lucky pink haired woman answered the door, "Yes? Oh no!" She slammed the door. "VICTOR! GRAB YOUR GUN! WE HAVE VAMPIRES ON THE PORCH!"

"OH SHIT!" They said in uniform and then ran off down the pond and through the forests.

Lex was singing in a meadow with birds flying around her in a circle. It was truly a beautiful sight.

"Um, Lex?" Kanato asked for her.

"Huh!?" All the birds flew away.

"I have something to ask you."

"Which issss?"

"Remember that baby you birthed?"

"I don't want to talk about this Kanato!"

"WELL, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT!"

"BUT I DON'T WANT TO!"

"BUT YOU HAVE TO!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!" Kanato crossed his arms and looked away from her. "The child is five, now and wrecking havoc around Tokyo."

"He's WHAT!?"

"He turned our gargoyle fountain upside down." Yui reminded everyone.

"He did what? That little shit!" Lex pounded her fist into her hand. "When I get my hands on him..."

"You'll do what?"

"I'll punch him! Then, offer him ice cream!" She smiled.

"Okay?" Yui was confused at how contradicting those things were. "But why?"

"He's only five! Five year olds love ice cream!"

Yui laughed, "I guess you're right!"

Kanato rose a finger, "Can I have ice cream, too!"

"Once we find him, I'll take everyone out to 39s!"

"Okay!" They said.

Reiji was on the phone with someone named Slade Wilson. "Uh huh. Uh huh. Gooooood."

"What did he say? I wanted you to call Deadpool, whats wrong with you?" Kino interrupted.

"Slade is better!"

"Deadpool is better!"

"Slade!"

"Wade!"

"Slade!"

"Wade!"

They couldn't agree and this went on for awhile, until someone finally appeared in a plume of red fire. "I'm here." Slade checked his nails. "Had to do a little... manicure."

He had a suitcase and then opened up the assassination tools. "These should do the trick to put the little prick out of it's misery!

"Gooooood." Reiji affirmed.