Disclaimer: I don`t own Elden Ring

Warning: Rated M for dark and sexual themes. Don`t read if you`re a light hearted reader

I generally regard myself as a patient and level headed individual, however I am only human and as such my patience has it`s limits. Some white knight prude demanded I take one of my stories down. Not that I`d listen either way but they couldn`t even be bothered to ask respectfully. So, since I`m such a nice person or whatever. The story is staying up. And moreover, I`m making more smut now out of sheer spite. So you can be thankful to that loser I guess.


Akui stood before the body of Ansbach with tears in his eyes as he shuddered while turning away from the gruesome sight.

"You did well, my comrade. I can`t thank you enough for your assistance. I`m not sure I could have felled Honorable Ansbach alone."

The tarnished stood silent as Leda stoically praised him for his efforts.

"T-Thankyou... L-Lady Leda... Are we... really doing the right thing though?"

"Absolutely. Ansbach said as much himself. He had doubts. What kind of resentment do you think might fester because of such disillusionment?"

Akui had no response, he didn`t know what to say to such a thing. What they did was immoral. He was sure of that. But from Leda`s perspective, it was a practical course of action to take. Was she wrong to fight for her beliefs? To fight in service of securing what she believed to be a better future?

"Everything we do is in the name of Kindly Miquella. You wish to bring about an order of compassion, yes? Then we must quell any and all threats to said order."

"I know."

The tarnished turned towards Leda while forcing a smile. He knew if he expressed too much regret, she would interpret it as a sign of weakness and the possibility of him betraying them.

"I`m gonna head back to Scadu Altus now. It was a pleasure to fight at your side, Leda."

Leda stoically waved goodbye to the tarnished before proceeding to make her own way out of the keep.

Later that day, Thiollier was sitting at the rock next to Miquella`s cross where he heard approaching footsteps and looked up to see who it was.

"Ahh. Hello. It is a pleasure to see you again, Akui."

"Likewise Thiollier."

The tarnished sighed softly while taking a seat against the rock next to the poison practitioner.

"So... what brings you here?" Thiollier asked.

Akui didn`t immediately respond but rather looked up at the shadow tree in stoic and weary silence. In time, he fetched a bag of runes from his pocket and tossed them at Thiollier`s feet.

"I`d like five of your concoctions."

Thiollier looked at him with unease as he seemed rather reluctant at first but eventually accepted the runes and fetched the requested item.

It wasn`t long before the tarnished found himself staring at the jars of drugs that he desired.

He put away all but one in which he proceeded to open it up and take a whiff of the enchanting aroma as he sighed in resignation.

"If you don`t mind me asking... what has you so on edge?"

Yet again, Akui didn`t respond. Ever since he appeared before the man, the tarnished seemed very detached from reality.

"I... I... I killed Ansbach."

Thiollier sat is stunned silence, not knowing how to respond to this, he subconsciously scooted a foot away from Akui.

"It... It was by order of Lady Leda... I didn`t have to help her... but she said that given Ansbach`s former allegiance to Mohg, he would more than likely turn his blade against Miquella if given time."

Akui looked down with remorse laden across his face as he shuddered in despair.

Seeing the sadness in his eyes, Thiollier placed a bag next to him much to Akui`s confusion.

"That is some vexing shit... Ten more, free of charge... I suspect you are going to need an immense amount of sleep to cope with what you`ve done."

"A-are... you sure?"

Thiollier nodded resolutely while pushing the bag closer to him.

"Very well then."

Akui let out a forced and dry chuckle while accepting the bag and standing up as tears cascaded down his cheeks.

Ashamed of his emotional weakness, he wiped them away while turning away from the cross.

"By the way, you`re still planning to go to cerulean coast, right?"

"Yes. Why?"

"I would head out now. Leda has already killed the hornsent and then targeted Ansbach. If she finds out you are fixated on the other half of Miquella... She will surely come for you next."

Thiollier looked down and grimaced upon hearing this.

"Yes... I don`t wish to think Lady Leda capable of such violence... but... I know you`re right... I will depart before nightfall."

Akui nodded in approval of the decision and waved goodbye before heading back the way he came.

Elsewhere in the land of shadow, Leda entered a church only to flinch at the sight of Miquella`s spirit.

"Oh yes... Ooooohhhhh... Fuck me harder Radahn."

The youthful spirit of the demigod was in the midst of masturbating to the thought of his handsome and manly consort soon to be as Mohg`s corpse sat in the corner, surrounded by flies.

"Oh, Leda."

Miquella pulled his hand away from his femboy cock while floating in the air with a calm smile.

"Sir Miquella... Might I ask your opinion on our new tarnished ally. Can he be trusted?"

The empyrean grimaced while looking up in wonder.

"Knowing you, you`ll try and kill him if I say no."

Leda said nothing to deny this, her lord knew her well.

"But I would advise against the mere thought of making an attempt on his life."

"Why?"

The zealot immediately grew angry, if the tarnished was to pose a threat then why should she have to falter? Surely her skills as an elite warrior could surmount anyone outside of the demigods and their closest subordinates.

"That man is the champion of Marika. Have you not wondered the depths of his power? Such a man... he has a place in my new order."

Miquella held a sinister smile across his face as he cackled viscously.

Leda raised a brow as a light pulled away from the empyrean`s being and approached her.

Surprisingly enough, it was tangible.

"He killed beloved consort and the lord of blood. I am grateful to him for this... but do you really wish to make someone like that an enemy?"

The knight slumped down in dejection. It was likely true that she couldn`t beat him in a head on fight.

"Even so, man is by nature, weak of heart. Take my essence... reform his allegiances."

Leda looked back up at the demigod while somewhat teary eyed.

"Yes, my lord."

Later that night, Akui was resting at the grace right beyond the chambers where he`d fought Rellana.

Torrent lay against the dirt while letting out soft and gentle snoring sounds as Akui looked up in regret.

"Killing everyone who disagrees with us. Is Miquella`s world truly a prosperous one if his most loyal followers are comprised of character such as Leda`s?"

As his thoughts became overwhelming, it was time to utilize Thiollier`s gift.

Akui pulled out the concoction and chugged it down in one gulp.

'I... will... think... of... some... thing... tomorr-'

Thiollier was a man of talent. He knew well enough how to escape from one`s guilt. Akui couldn`t even internally thank him as he leaned against Torrent and drifted into the land of slumber.

Three days passed and Akui despaired. Normally he`d be out charting the lands and felling strange enemies... but here and now Ansbach`s death weighed as heavily upon his mind as it did the day he died.

He was down to three concoctions. The tarnished hadn`t even left the sight of grace in all that time. Morning, Noon, Evening and Nightfall. He slept through it all.

And now, the moon shone once more as he drifted between the land of sleep and the plains of shadow.

Leda looked down at the man with pity in her heart as she destroyed two of the concoctions but kept one intact.

She opened the jar and allowed Miquella`s essence to pour inside of the poison he`d been using to cope.

Once content, Leda set the jar back down beside him and went to rest at the sight of grace as she awaited his full return to the land of the living.

Three hours passed and Akui groggily yawned while stretching as he rubbed his eyes.

"Hello."

His blood ran cold as he looked over and saw Leda sitting at the grace while staring at him.

"Umm... H-Hi..."

Yet again, he faked a smile.

'I don`t wanna see you right now. Please leave.'

Of course, he wasn`t fully disillusioned by Miquella yet. Maybe there was a chance that the demigod was more virtuous than his followers.

"How are you holding up?" Leda inquired.

"Like shit."

Leda feigned a sympathetic frown while continuing to sit by the grace.

"If you don`t mind..."

The tarnished grabbed the concoction by his side.

"I`m going back to sleep."

"Sure you are."

He raised a brow at the strange and cynical reply, but given how he wasn`t really fond of the woman at this point, he sneered while chugging the concoction.

The two remained silent for a while as Akui wondered why he wasn`t feeling drowsy yet.

"Y`know... I had some doubts about you from the beginning."

He looked up as he noticed his bloodthirsty comrade beginning to speak.

"But against all expectations, you aided me in combat... I generally do not care for anyone outside of Kindy Miquella... but coupled with his intentions for you... I have to admit I`ve grown rather fond of you."

Akui looked at her with suspicion.

'What does she mean? His intentions?'

Leda stood up while removing her helmet and looking over at the tarnished.

'Woah... she`s quite beautiful without her helmet on.'

Leda smirked as she saw the blush running across the tarnished warrior`s cheeks. Miquella`s hypnotic aphrodisiac seemed quite potent.

"Tarnished... Be honest with me... It`s rather hot in that armor, isn`t it?"

"Yeah." He half heartedly blurted out without fully thinking.

Even though it was kind of crispy that night, Akui felt a strange sense of relief. One that the even the fowl drugs of Thiollier had not brought him. The guilt of killing Ansbach that weighed upon his heart for the last few days... It all vanished like it had been washed away by a gentle ocean tide.

Leda had begun to slowly remove her armor, piece by piece.

"I know what you mean, beloved. I`m getting rather hot right now too."

Akui couldn`t pay any mind to the smug and mischievous grin across her face. It wasn`t hot. It was probably only forty five degrees that night, but the influence of Miquella was powerful enough to affect not only the mind but the perception of the body.

"Leda... would it be ok if I stripped too?"

It was so improper. Who would ask such a refined woman that? A woman they had no romantic or sexual dynamic with no less. Even so, Akui couldn`t think straight. He felt no shame or awkwardness in making the request.

"Why, of course. It`s only right that you do so as well. We are about to have sex afterall." Leda said while unfurling her bright and pure cape as she loosened her gauntlets.

Akui turned beat red at the suggestion as he covered his face.

"Lady Leda?! You mustn`t! A woman of your nobility and stature has no business doing such things with someone so dirty and mediocre as myself!"

The knight of Miquella chuckled in amusement while peeling off her metal armor plating next, it wasn`t long before she was wearing nothing but her bra and panties.

"You must know by now, I`m no pure soul. The holy appearance of my armor hides the darkness that lies beneath. I am not worthy of being put on a pedestal... Which is to say I am worthy of being your woman."

The tarnished looked at her in confusion as Leda proudly stood with her body on full display. Her breasts were rather huge and she had a nice hourglass like body. As he looked closer, her ass though not fully visible looked like it`d be quite nice to fondle. Even her skin gleamed in all the right ways as if she regularly used lotion to keep it nice, soft, and in well condition despite her struggles as a warrior. Overall, it was clear that as a servant to an Empyrean, she took great pride and care in her appearance.

Akui sighed in resignation, he couldn`t say he didn`t want this. A beautiful woman basically demanding to mate with him. He would have to be insane to deny her.

A couple minutes later, Akui peeled off his underwear leaving him fully naked as he stood before the woman.

'This is embarrassing.'

The tarnished averted his eyes in shame, he couldn`t believe what was happening to him. They hadn`t even engaged in foreplay nor was she fully naked yet he was throbbing hard already as his cock stood proud betwixt his muscular and well toned thighs.

As if to make matters worse, Leda licked her lips while ogling his body as if she was some kind of hedonistic pervert. He was lean yet very muscular, just the way she liked them. He had some well developed biceps and an oh so lovely six pack to keep them company. The blonde`s eyes gravitated lower though as she felt herself squirt a little at the sight of his throbbing ten inch cock.

"Come here, beloved."

Her words like honey, he couldn`t fathom the mere idea of disobeying.

The handsome young warrior stood before Leda while looking at her in nervousness.

"You can do the rest. I expended a lot of energy peeling off those heavy armor pieces."

Understanding and not questioning, Akui gulped in nervousness while reaching behind and untying her bra before pulling it away. He then kneeled down and removed her panties next while gulping at the sight of her convulsing pussy that was so sodden in lust that her juices were dripping down her thighs.

"Mmrrhh?!"

His eyes widened in shock as the opportunist Leda smirked while pushing his face into her crotch without warning.

"Start licking. If you are to become my concubine then you need to be able to serve without hesitation... and in time, without being prompted."

The idea of angering such a wonderful woman was unthinkable. She claimed that she was undeserving of praise, that she was no better than him. But to Akui, she was just being humble which only further made him think higher of him. Of course, if she had said something to the opposite affect, he`d only be smitten by her confidence. Right or left. She could do no wrong as far as he was concerned.

With nothing but pure bliss in his watery and glazed over eyes, Akui grabbed her soft and thick thighs while running his tongue along her moist slit.

Leda cooed out in approval while remaining still as a means of allowing her new lover unfiltered access to her love cave.

Akui looked up at her with watery eyes filled with admiration as he pushed his tongue in deeper causing Leda`s breathing to become slightly hitched as she panted with a sickly and smug grin on her face.

'She smells amazing...'

While he enjoyed the delectable taste of her nether regions, the womanly scent of his mistress caused the horny and helpless tarnished to start leaking out precum as his senses were enveloped by a deep need for her.

Akui pushed his tongue in deeper within the blonde`s pussy as Leda reached down and nuzzled his hair as if he were a pet that had just earned his master`s approval.

"Good boy. Now keep it up, my love."

The way she referred to him was almost condescending and venomous in tone. Whether Leda truly cared for the tarnished or not, it was clear she took some kind of sick twisted amusement out of having him so helplessly ensnared within her master`s spell.

Akui soon pulled his tongue out of her love cave and proceeding to tease and lick at her clitoris while fingering her slimy twat.

Leda let out a low groan of approval as she blushed and grinned while allowing her lover to play with her body.

The tarnished found himself having just a bit of trouble thrusting his fingers in and out of her. If she was already this tight, he couldn`t fathom the pleasure that having actually intercourse could bring.

Although Leda displayed a great deal of composure as he licked and fingered her, the knight`s pussy was wetter than a swimming pool even though she hadn`t even reached a proper orgasm yet.

Akui started to trace gentle and consistent circles around her clitoris while pushing his fingers deep inside of her as he grabbed his aching cock and started to massage it while he tended to her nether regions.

"Oooohhhhh... k-keep going, Akui." The blonde insisted.

Leda panted as sweat dripped down her body while feeling her end nearing.

With a lewd smirk, she grabbed his wrist and forcibly pulled his fingers out of her while repositioning herself so he`d be forced to push his tongue back inside of her.

Knowing she must`ve had her reasons and too mindlessly lovestruck to care anyways, Akui closed his eyes and moaned in bliss as he continued eating the zealot out.

Leda closed her eyes in contentment while softly groaning as she eventually came pointblank in the man`s mouth as his eyes widened in shock.

She held him close to her snatch while looking down upon him with a straight laced seriousness that constricted the sexually charged sense of superiority she treated him with before now.

"You`d best not let even a drop trickle out of that slutty mouth of yours."

With this stern warning, she let go as Akui meekly swallowed her juices.

It wasn`t until he opened his mouth to show that not an ounce of her liquids remained that she let out a satisfied smirk.

"Good boy. Now lay on your back for me."

Akui did as he was told while looking up and swallowing a lump in his throat as he saw the look of lust within the woman`s eyes.

Leda circled around until she was looking down at him and crawled over the man while pressing her ass against his face.

Her eyes held a gleam of satisfaction as the tarnished instinctively reached up and groped her thick soft ass cheeks while pushing his tongue back inside of her slit.

Wanting to play with him too though, she looked down and grabbed her huge soft breasts before wrapping them around his fat throbbing shaft.

The moment she did, the knight chuckled sadistically as Akui shuddered in ecstasy while moaning into her vagina.

Leda pushed her breasts up and down in a slow yet firm motion as she leaned in and inhaled the musk of her newfound concubine.

'Mmmnnn... What a masculine and erotic scent. It`ll only make you that much more fun to breed.'

The beautiful psychopath had a devious glint in her eye as she licked the tip while tightening her breasts around his helpless cock.

Akui leaked a bit of precum as he closed his eyes in bliss, the feeling of her soft and gorgeous tits wrapped tightly around his promiscuous cock was like nothing he`d ever experienced before.

He pushed his tongue as deep inside of her sodden cave as he could while occasionally lapping up some of the remaining love nectar from her previous orgasm.

'Sho gwood...'

The tarnished instinctively tightened his grip on her erotic body as Leda started to suck on the engorged head of his cock while swirling her tongue around it.

Never having been one for mercy, Leda was like a devilish imp in that moment, savoring the throbbing sensation of his meat between her pillowy mounds as she started to move her breasts in alternating motions while letting out the lewdest and most obscene muffles moans into his shaft.

They continued pleasuring one another as Leda tortured the poor tarnished with her titfucking techniques for a good half an hour.

Akui, being debased into the pervy little manwhore that he was, had cum between her lovely breasts almost five times at this point. Every time he did though, Leda would just clean up the mess and go right back to pampering his cock.

'Kindly Miquella`s aphrodisiac is something to behold... but I have a feeling he`s having me use this tarnished as a test subject.'

Leda moaned in bliss as she felt another shot of his thick manly cum on the verge of pouring out.

She smushed her bosom around his throbbing meat as hard as she could while hastening her titty pumps to the utmost maximum.

Akui practically screamed but it could be heard only by Leda as took care to ensure he couldn`t pull his face away from her luscious ass.

Wanting to have herself a little milk shower, Leda pulled her mouth away with a devious smirk as she pumped his slutty meat a few more times before the young warrior groaned while marking her face and breasts with his thick warm mating musk.

Leda hummed in approval as the scent, thickness, and warmth of his seed triggered her own orgasm as she gave the poor man another helping of her love juices.

The knight went silent as she proceeded to scoop up his seed and lick it off her fingers.

The whole time she never let Akui have a moment to catch his breath as she took her time savoring his hot thick milk while occasionally swishing it around in her mouth to truly savor the taste.

Eventually though, Leda lapped up the last bit of his seed and got off of the Tarnished as he heavily panted in a desperate attempt to catch his breath.

As he finally composed himself, Akui had no time to rest as the mischievous and hedonistic Leda climbed back over him while resting her pussy against his shaft as she looked at him with a smug grin.

"You`ve done well to bare with me. That being said though, are you ready for the main course?"

Not leaving anything to ponder as to what this may entail, Akui blushed and squirmed as he felt the vulgar sensation of her grinding her pussy lips against his still painfully erect shaft. Her juices flooding over his shaft as he failed miserably to ignore the vulgar squelching noises it made.

Akui couldn`t bring himself to ask what she meant, the pleasure was overwhelming and she hadn`t even made love to him yet.

As the two remained silent, Leda retained a knowing smirk as she reached down and cupped his hands within her own.

She would continue to grind against his shaft for a solid five minutes while Akui`s breathing only grew more labored by the minute.

"Come now, handsome. If you want something, you need to tell me with your words."

Akui whimpered and blushed while meekly looking up at the beautiful knight, his eyes telling not of a want, but a need.

"Mmmrrrhhh... Leda... you`re pussy is... rubbing against my shaft... rather vigorously, don`t you think?"

The knight smirked with a look of confidence as she moved up a bit while acting coy.

"Is it? I hadn`t noticed."

The tarnished nearly pouted at her teasing but couldn`t stop whimpering as the feeling of her sopping wet cunt pushed against his most sensitive area.

"Lady Leda... stop it... just stop... Stop it! Put it in! Put it in! I need you! I love you!"

Seemingly finally getting the response she wanted as Akui whined out in need, Leda let go of only one hand and grabbed his shaft causing him to shudder from the softness and tenderness of her fingers.

"Well then... with such a devout plea..."

Akui shut his eyes while moaning as his vision blurred with ecstasy from the feeling of her gradually pushing his cock deeper inside of her sodden lips.

"Consider your love requited."

After pushing deep inside of his mistress, Akui had a dreamy smile across his face as he cupped her hands while watching as the beautiful woman gently pushed and pulled herself off of his throbbing hot meat.

She was thorough and matriculate in every single thrust. Pulling herself off until only the tip was left in her before plunging down until his balls rubbed against her soft ass cheeks.

Wet glistening noises emerged from the sight where their sexes conjoined as Leda lightly panted from the feeling of hot throbbing meat sliding in and out of her while she tightened her walls around his shaft.

"Mmmrrrhhh... yes... that`s it boy."

Leda was pleased to find her lover starting to buck his hips back into her as she continued to cup his hands in a delicate and intimate manner while speeding up her plunging motions in tandem with his hip thrusts.

"Oh fuck... Leda... i-it feels... s-so good..."

"I must concur."

With Akui going balls deep inside with every thrust, Leda groaned in pleasure while slamming down on his cock with passion and fervor like nothing he`d ever felt before.

His balls clapped against her soft ass as her tight and fleshy walls clung to his hot aching shaft creating lewd squelching noises with every thrusts.

Leda released the man`s hands and pressed hers against his chest to help retain her balance as she looked down with a smug and hysterical grin on her face.

Akui`s engorged head pierced her cervix and filled her baby chamber with every plunge upon his fat aching shaft while the tarnished looked up with bliss in his eyes as he panted like a dog in heat.

Having long since lost his sanity by now, the man reached up and started to fondle her huge soft breasts causing Leda to coo out in approval as she permitted him to continue touching her.

'So soft...'

Smitten with the zealot, Akui found a great sense of satisfaction as he massaged her chest. Occasionally running her nipples between his fingers while a part of him was bewildered by how firm and pleasing they were to fondle despite their soft and lovely texture.

While Leda continued to slam down on his shaft with wild abandonment, she came all over his shaft only further making it easier to thrust up and down along his horny meat.

"Mmmrrrhhh... La...dy... L-Leda... I-I`m... aaauuuuhhhh... close!"

"Splendid."

As the tarnished panted and writhed in ecstasy, he let go of her breasts and reached down to cup her luscious ass cheeks in his hands, no longer wanting anything other than to serve the needle knight, he mewled out in bliss while forcing her down on his shaft until his tip pierced her womb and poured torrent after torrent of thick horny seed deep within her nether regions as Leda looked up in with a dazed expression as she quivered in pleasure.

"Nnrrhh... That`s nice." The woman muttered to herself.

After churning her hips a few times to ensure that she coaxed out as much of his cum as she could, Leda pulled off of his shaft while laying down as she let it seep from her lusting folds.

Akui was on the verge of passing out and Leda shared this sleepy bliss as she wrapped her arms around him and leaned into his chest.

"We`ll continue tomorrow. You have a lot more to do in service to kindly Miquella."

"I-I... under...stand."

Leda closed her eyes in contentment as her lover wrapped his arms around her and held her closely.

'How peculiar... it`s been an age... since I`ve felt so... safe.'

Akui had finally fallen asleep while laying against the ground, as the sound of crickets permeated throughout the grace, only adding to the sense of tranquility boiling in Leda`s heart, she sighed in bliss while falling asleep in his arms.


I guess if there is anything left to say, it`s this. Do not ever tell me to take a story down. If anything, you will get the exact opposite of what you sought to achieve. Anyways, pettiness aside, I did enjoy writing this concept. Hope everyone else liked it too.