Chapter 1: Let's hang post haste!
"Also got it…There." Lincoln said as he stacks his last two cards in a house of cards in shape of his house itself in the spacious living room, taking a step back he admired his handy work before the doorbell loudly rang making Lincoln shake and unfortunately shook the coffees table a bit by its sound vibrations before the card stack fell over. Lincoln seeing this groaned annoyed slapping his face as he marched towards the fount door. "Okay! Okay I'm coming! Geez who can that be." Lincoln grumbled as he walks over to the door, opening it reveling to him with wide surprised eyes a big box on his porch.
It was 1/2 feet thin and an inch height box laying down on the porch. "Whoa! Man I can't even begin to imagine what could be inside this thing." Lincoln noted looked over the package, leaning over it to see the package address stamp stating it goes to him making him shrug. "Huh guess it's addressed to me. Wonder by who? Eh, I'll get to that once I drag… it …in!" He said trying to lift up the box but he strains his arms as he shakily tries to lift it up. He drops it back on the ground huffing and puffing a bit as he donned a thinking expression "Okay. It's too much for me to lift but… not for…" Lincoln smiled while snapping his fingers after figuring out who can help him out. He was about to cup his mouth to yell for his sporty sister Lynn to help when suddenly the cardboard box exploded, scattering plastic packing peanuts everywhere, two figure jump outta it specifically Ronnie Anne and Carlotta burst out of the package yelling in unison "SURPRISE!" Before Lincoln, he stumbles back in surprise and shock nearly faint as he lands on his butt on the floor.
He barely makes out a sentence as he stares wide eyed at the two latino gals as he barely squeaks out pointing a shakily points at them "W-W-What the heck is going on!? How'd you…? What you..?" He mutters in a hushed panicked tone. "What's it look like lame-o? We mailed ourselves here, duh." Ronnie Ann said in a matter of fact tone as she and Carlotta walked into the house side stepping Lincoln and going behind him as well, who reluctantly gets up and follows them into the living room. "Yup. We mail ourselves here, so we could surprise ya with some extra hanging out time. Clever huh?" Carlotta explains with a cheeky smile as she and Ronnie Ann stood behind Lincoln who scratches his head in confusion between the two girls, arching an eyebrow at them. "So…you guys really mailed yourselves here?! How's the possible? How'd ya do it?" He asked them as both Ronnie Ann and Carlotta shared uneasy, sheepish glances at each other before Ronnie Ann spoke "it's a long story."
She begin as their tale began. Soon the scene changed from the Loud abode to the hustle and bustle of Great Lakes City as Ronnie Ann struggles to push Carlotta into a blue mail box like things known as mail lockers, she sweats profusely as she pushes on Carlotta's butt and legs sticking out of the box. Ronnie Ann starts pushing on the lower half with her shoulders a bit, Carlotta's butt would feel like pushing like a sack full of water balloons the size of medium sized beanbag chairs like big medicine balls, then after huffing a bit she switches to her hands as she pushes more intensely as she growled out "Come on Carlotta you gotta get… in… the… mail box!" She encouraged Carlotta as smirked from the inside of the box. As Ronnie Ann takes a breather and stops her pushing, leaning on Carlotta's butt a bit as Carlotta's legs kicked out a bit as she spoke up. "Heh, it's kinda funny Ronnie Ann. Most normal people would send letters but we decided instead to be more interesting by sending ourselves through the mail." She joked as Ronnie Ann kept pushing on Carlotta's butt until finally with a metal clunk sound echoing inside the mail box as Ronnie Ann sighs, leaning on the box wiping the sweat off your brow tiredly knowing Carlotta finally got into the box after that last push from her.
After a few seconds of rest Ronnie Ann sighs muttering "That was harder then anything else I've done. What is this the third or fifth time I pushed on her butt into something so far? Geez." She complained a bit, then she climbed into the mail box and being less thick then her cousin she was able to slip into the box more easier dropping into a pile of letters next to her smiling cousin next to her. "Okay now that where in, here's the plan…' Ronnie Ann began to explain her plan to Carlotta as they huddle together in this dark crumped with tons of unopened paper envelopes up to their ankles in the big blue metal box with very little light coming out the mail slot. They huddle to close in tight hug that they're close to mashing to get her like Puddy. "Yeah what is the plan to get to Lincoln's house again?" Carlotta asked annoyed as she scoots away from Ronnie Ann, interrupting her a bit as Ronnie Ann huffs a bit as she continues her explanation. "Well, like I was saying, the plan is since it's so expensive to get gas for the car trip to Royal Woods and Great Lakes City, we're gonna mail ourselves to Lincoln to hang with him in a surprise visit. It's cheaper too." Carlotta raised an eyebrow at Ronnie Ann in curiosity as she asked her a question "Well, how do we get in a cardboard box inside this mail box?" Ronnie Ann smirked as she rummaged around under the pile of mail under them as she spoke.
"So we just assemble these box pieces inside here and some tape I got here and bam! Plan complete." Ronnie Ann said pulling out big box pieces out of the piles of mail at their feet and a roll of tape from her pants pocket, Carlotta just stares at her before sighing with a nod "Okay then." Soon the flashback ends, as Ronnie Ann wraps up her tale as Lincoln whistles in astonishment at the story as she nods with a frown "Yup, it was hard. You have no idea how hard it was to get Carlotta in that mail box." She said with a tried sighed.
"But that's in the past now cuz now we can hang out now! Isn't that great?!" Ronnie Ann said excitedly as she, Carlotta and Lincoln excitedly grin at each other. "Yeah we're gonna have so much fun and play games and… Ohhh…." Lincoln begins to excitedly list of the activities they all would do since Ronnie Ann and Carlotta here to hang but soon his smile fade into a sad realization frown as he hissed rubbing the back of his head as Ronnie Ann glares at him suspiciously.
"What is it?" She asks as Lincoln laughs awkwardly before he explains to her and her cousin his distress. "Well… you see even if it's fun that your here to hang out with me unexpectedly, it's great and all but my family would kill me if they hear you dropped by unexpectedly. So maybe we keep this a Secret maybe?" He said as Ronnie Ann glares at him annoyed as she grumbled out to him "That's dumb. I mean come on isn't it a bit unnecessary to hide two guests of your home just because we're unexpectedly visiting ya?" She complained in a huff as Carlotta gently pats her shoulder and offering her a smile. "I think it makes sense, it's like party crashing which is kinda a not great thing. So hiding is the best opinion honestly." She said making Ronnie Ann huff rolling his eyes as Carlotta gestures her head towards a puppy eyed pleading Lincoln as she spoke "I know you think it's silly but please can you play along for Lincoln's sake?" She pleads with Ronnie Ann and after looking at the pleading Lincoln's eyes the girl sighs as she reluctantly nodding.
"Oh thank you you guys, for helping and looking out to me." Lincoln cheers happily pulling both girls into a warm tender embrace softly caressing Ronnie Ann's back and Carlotta's upper waist in a loving and friendly manner. Carlotta hugging him lightly while leaning down a bit, due to her height while Ronnie Ann hugged Lincoln a little tightly but tenderly. Carlotta giving him a extra kiss on the forehead with a tender smile as Lincoln blushes a bit because of it. After that tender moment the crew of friends decide from Lincoln suggestion to watch a lord of the ring type of move in the dinning room. "Luna usually hides a mini tv under the table during dinner time to watch some music videos while eating. It worked surprisingly well." Lincoln explains as he pulls a small tv and sitting it on the table as he, Ronnie Ann and Carlotta take their seats as Lincoln pops the movie dvd into the mini slot on the tv.
"Hmmm… Geez, how long is this film again? Forget extended cut this is like a long boring cut to me Lame-o." Ronnie Ann said with a bore look on her face as Carlotta who shrugs smiling and pointing at the screen at the characters medevil outfits. "I don't mind, those actors outfits look pretty cool and classy style I'm digging in my opinion." She said snapping her fingers sassy like. Lincoln smiles at Carlotta and merely rolled his eyes at Ronnie Ann's comments but before he could answer they hear footsteps and light chatting in the hall near the dinning room/living room/stairwell space making everyone jump. "Oh no, oh no, oh no! We gonna do something or my sisters I think are coming will see you!" Lincoln slightly shouts in panic as the girls look around in a panic as Ronnie Ann looks down with a smile of realization donned on her as she grabs Carlotta's arm lightly.
"I got it! We'll hid in here!" She said quickly ducking down under the table with Carlotta, dragging her under with her making her squeak in surprise and wide eyes. Once under the table Lincoln quickly sits on a chair, holding his hands together with a nervous grin on his face as he looks up at his sisters, Leni and Lynn walking into the dinning room chatting a bit. "I thinking maybe pink or a chartreuse for your football uniforms maybe? Just give me some input on the designs for your teams uniforms, cuz really I think they need an update." Leni suggested as Lynn rolled her eyes at her as they enter the dinning room "No, Leni I appreciate your willing to help us and all but our uniforms are fine, so no updating okay." Lynn said stubbornly a bit before they stop talking to look over at the nervous looking Lincoln on the table.
"Hey guys, Leni, Lynn… how's it going? I'm just chilling by myself…All alone." Lincoln stammered a bit nervous as the sisters looked over at them oddly. "Hey Linky." Leni said brightly waving at him as Lynn smirk pointing at Lincoln with a smirk "Heyo Stinkin', how's it hanging? And what ya doing." Then Leni looks at the mini tv and pointing at it curiously "And what's with the baby tv on the dinner table?" She asked him making Lincoln grin tighten a bit more. "Just… watching a movie on my mini tv here and eating some breakfast… Plus it's Luna's." he added nervousness as they glare at him suspiciously and confused like. Both girls looked at each other before looking at Lincoln confused as Lynn was about to ask him something, Lincoln quickly speaks up cutting her off a bit "Before ya ask… I had sugar frosted cornflakes today. Ate everything." Lincoln said with a strained smile and sweating a bit. "Then where's the bowls and stuff?" Leni asked Lincoln who shrugs, Lynn chuckles a bit dryly as she sent to Lincoln.
"Ha! Oh that's rich what, you eat them too along with your cereal." Lincoln blinks a bit before nodding "Yeah." He admitted with a quick, unthinking matter with a nervous smile making Lynn do a double take and raise an eyebrow at him. "Oh cool, we'll enjoy your tv time Linky. Now Lynn let's discuss…" Leni began as she and Lynn chatted more as they left to the kitchen and after hearing a slam of the back door Lincoln sigh in relief knowing they left to the backyard. "There gone now, you can come out." He said as he looked under the table at the crouching forms of Carlotta and Ronnie Ann crawling out from their and sat back into their chairs, stretching their crammed muscles a bit. Ronnie Ann glared at Lincoln with an annoyed frown on her face "Nice going Lame-o! It would have been nice to hear your sisters where here when ya know where suppose to be hanging out in Secret today!" She slightly yells at him annoyed as Carlotta pats Ronnie Ann's shoulders with a calming smile.
"Come on Ronnie Ann, I'm sure he didn't know or control where his sisters come or go around here unexpectedly. So don't blame him for it." Carlotta clamly explained to her slightly irritated cousin who just huffs a bit as Lincoln jumps in to agreeing with Carlotta. "Yeah. I never know when they'll show up unexpectedly." He said rubbing the back of his head a bit as Ronnie Ann sighs nodding at him. "Yeah that's understandable…Sorry for getting mad at ya." She said as Lincoln smiles and nods at her understandingly. "It's alright. Look maybe since it's …lunch time now. Maybe I could make you two some…" Lincoln began to said before Ronnie Ann held up her hand stopping him from speaking a bit as she smiled at him. "No thanks Lincoln, I think me and Carlotta will make a little something ourselves." She said casually as Lincoln looked at her a bit before shrugging.
Both girls made their way into the kitchen and after a few minutes of baking, frying and other cooking type noises Lincoln sees the girls come back with plates of food, Ronnie Ann had frayed eggs, toast and some orange juice in her arms as she set her side of the table while Carlotta had a made a breakfast burrito with some milk on her side of the table. "There… though…we should have this somewhere more private. Any ideas Lincoln?" Carlotta asked retaking the food she set off the table along with Ronnie Ann, who nodded in agreement with her. Lincoln donned a thoughtful expression before suggesting a place. "I got an idea, the basement. Hardly anyone goes there." Lincoln suggested as both girls thought a bit before nodding in agreement.