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p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-size: medium; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"'SpongeBob square pants!' both Carl and I yelled as the song finished. Debbie scoffed. Patrick came on the screen, 'you're Patrick' I told Carl 'no I'm not' Carl said 'ah, yeah you are' Debbie said 'well, your SpongeBob then' Carl said to Debbie. 'I am not SpongeBob' 'squidward then' I said. 'No way' Debbie said getting angry. 'You're squidward' Carl chuckled. I laughed too. 'No I am not!' Debbie yelled and got up. 'There you are!' I said pointing at the tv as squidward came on screen. 'Shut up!' Debbie yelled. 'Stop yelling!' Lip yelled from the kitchen. 'Squidward always gets grumpy' Carl said. I chuckled. Debbie launched herself at him and started hitting him, I playfully kicked Debbie. 'Jesus guys can't we just have one quiet morning?!' Fi said as she rushed downstairs and grabbed Debbie's arm to get her off Carl. 'I hate this family' Debbie yelled and stomped off. 'Quiet, is that why you have the loud music playing?' I said. Ian smirked. 'You two need to get out of the house, do something else but annoy Debbie' Fiona said as she walked into the kitchen. Steve stumbled down the stair and sat between me and Carl, 'oh cool SpongeBob' he said. We started to sing the song together. Debbie screamed from upstairs. Fiona grabbed our coats from the hook and throw them at us, 'out, go play' she said. 'I don't have any clothes on' I said and opened up the blanket I had wrapped around me. 'Oh god, we don't need to see that Lucy' Ian said. 'Go get some clothes on' Fiona said and pointed upstairs. I groaned but got up. Debbie wouldn't open the bedroom door for me. I came back downstairs and sat at the kitchen table, Lip ignored me, Fiona was in the kitchen with her back to me. 'Lucy' she sighed when she turned around. 'Debbie won't let me in the room' I said. Fiona went over to the laundry and tried to find some of my clothes but didn't have any luck so headed up the stairs. I could hear her talking to Debbie through the door. I grabbed a piece of Lips toast. He shook his head at me 'you're getting vag juice on the chair Lucy' he said 'I don't have vag juice' I told him 'yeah that doesn't start until puberty, but she still shouldn't be wondering around the house completely nude' Fi said as she put some clothes on the table in front of me. I took a quick look at them, pink corduroy trousers and a cream sweater with a huge kitten face printed on it. 'no' I said and pushed them away. 'Lucy I swear, put them on now or I'll lock you in the basement and you can freeze down there'. I stared at her, she stared back. 'Fine' I said and got dressed. Once I was done Fi lead me to the lounge room and threw my coat at me. 'What the fuck is that?' Carl asked when he saw me. I flipped him off 'language' fiona warned. 'But look at her' 'get your coat on now and leave, both of you. Go find some friends to play with'. 'As if Carl has any friends' I said as I put my coat on, Carl chased me, I grabbed my boots on the way out the front door. Carl soon joined me. 'What are you going to do?' Carl asked. I shrugged 'find some friends?'. 'I got some spray cans in the van' he said 'oh cool, want to ride to Bridgeport and do it on that dick heads wall?' Carl nodded. We went around the back and grabbed our bikes from the shed and carls backpack. /p
p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-size: medium; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"After Carl and I finished I headed over to the motel to find Em. She was just sitting outside with Vince. 'Hey losers' I yelled at them. 'Lucy! Oh my god. What you doing here?' Em asked after she ran over to me. 'Tagged that dick heads building with Carl' I told her 'why didn't you come here first?' I shrugged. 'Look what we did to my pants! Do you still have those markers?' She nodded and we rushed off to her room. Liz wasn't there. We danced on the bed and did flips, decorated my pants and top and drew on our bellies, then headed out for some candy. Em and Vince had to head home before Vince's mom got home. I found Jav and a couple of his friends on the ride home. /p
p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-size: medium; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"'Where have you been it's been dark for over an hour?' Fi asked. 'What the hell have you done to your pants … and sweater?' She added as I took of my coat. 'Carl started it' I said 'hey, it's an improvement' Carl said 'really? The dick and words juicy are an improvement' Ian said as he put plates on the table. 'Yeah' Carl and I said together. 'You can't ruin pants like this, you know we can't afford new ones' fi said as she went back to stirring the pasta on the stove. I grabbed a couple of bills from my pockets 'here' I said 'and were did you get that?' Lip smirked 'oh so she doesn't get in trouble coz she's got money' Debbie said. 'We need another plate for Jav' I said 'Lucy no, Jav you're going to go home' Fiona said 'no, he can't' I said 'pissed my dad off, I need to lay low for 24hrs' Jav said. Fiona looked at us both, 'fine, he can sleep on the couch. For one night only'. 'Can he sleep in my room? Debbie can sleep on the couch' 'no way, that's not fair' whined Debbie. 'Go change before dinner Lucy' fi said. I headed upstairs. /p
p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-size: medium; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"Once everyone had gone to bed and Fi has started playing music in her room I headed downstairs to watch more movies with Jav. Karen was spending the night with Lip in Franks bed, they were making a lot of noise and the bed was banging against the walk. 'Do you know what they are doing?' Jav asked me 'yeah' I said. He looked at me funny, I knew instantly he was going to suggest something gross. 'Want some pop?' I asked him quickly and hurried into the kitchen. There was a knock on the back door as soon as I got of the couch. I went over to the door 'who is it?' I asked 'Kev, I've got Frank' I undid the chain and unlocked the deadbolt then opened the door. 'Lucy what are you doing up?' he asked, Frank was draped over his shoulder. 'Should have just left him out there' I said as Kev chucked him on the ground 'he was in the middle of the road' Kev explained 'so?' I said 'that's cold little Gallagher' he said. Some loud moaning and screaming came from upstairs 'wow, Steves good …. Oh ah' he said catching himself mid sentence 'that's Karen' I said ignored how awkward he got. 'Oh really?' He said looking impressed. He went over to the the fridge and got a beer. 'Who are you?' He said. I turned around and saw he was talking to Jav. 'He is my friend' I said 'friend, really? And what are you doing down here with Lucy alone? If I hear you have done some creepy shit I will beat your arse' he said. 'Kev, god, he is like 11' I said and grabbed Kevs arm and lead him to the door. 'Yeah right, Lucy go upstairs. Fiona wouldn't like that you're still up' he said 'I will, just need to lock the door after you go' I told him 'you sure he isn't after something?' He whispered to me as he opened the door 'yeah and I'm going to bed now anyway, ok?' He nodded. 'Ok, night' 'night, Kev' I said and closed the door then headed upstairs. /p
p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-size: medium; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"Fiona's door was open, I ran in and jumped on the bed. 'Want to hear my dream?' I asked her. She and Steve moaned. 'Lucy really?' Fi mumbled. I jumped down on my knees 'what? Wait, are you naked?' I asked. 'Yes, go tell your dream to someone else' Fi said. I stood up on the bed again, my tummy rumbled. I smirked and jumped of the bed and ran out of the room 'oh god, Lucy!' Fi yelled clearly smelling my parting gift. I ran into the boys room which smelt worse than what I dropped in Fis room and climbed onto Lips bed 'stiffy!' I yelled as soon as I noticed the bulge in the sheets. Lip woke up and kicked me 'get off Lucy' he grumbled. 'You need to hear my dream' I told him. 'I think Ian wants to?' Lip said. 'Ian!' I yelled and jumped into the floor 'why don't you draw a picture of it' Ian said 'no, just listen to it' I whined 'it's too early, go draw it' 'can I put it on your wall?' I asked 'sure' 'yes!' I said and ran out of the room 'you're going to regret that' lip said /p
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p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-size: medium; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"'SpongeBob square pants!' both Carl and I yelled as the song finished. Debbie scoffed. Patrick came on the screen, 'you're Patrick' I told Carl 'no I'm not' Carl said 'ah, yeah you are' Debbie said 'well, your SpongeBob then' Carl said to Debbie. 'I am not SpongeBob' 'squidward then' I said. 'No way' Debbie said getting angry. 'You're squidward' Carl chuckled. I laughed too. 'No I am not!' Debbie yelled and got up. 'There you are!' I said pointing at the tv as squidward came on screen. 'Shut up!' Debbie yelled. 'Stop yelling!' Lip yelled from the kitchen. 'Squidward always gets grumpy' Carl said. I chuckled. Debbie launched herself at him and started hitting him, I playfully kicked Debbie. 'Jesus guys can't we just have one quiet morning?!' Fi said as she rushed downstairs and grabbed Debbie's arm to get her off Carl. 'I hate this family' Debbie yelled and stomped off. 'Quiet, is that why you have the loud music playing?' I said. Ian smirked. 'You two need to get out of the house, do something else but annoy Debbie' Fiona said as she walked into the kitchen. Steve stumbled down the stair and sat between me and Carl, 'oh cool SpongeBob' he said. We started to sing the song together. Debbie screamed from upstairs. Fiona grabbed our coats from the hook and throw them at us, 'out, go play' she said. 'I don't have any clothes on' I said and opened up the blanket I had wrapped around me. 'Oh god, we don't need to see that Lucy' Ian said. 'Go get some clothes on' Fiona said and pointed upstairs. I groaned but got up. Debbie wouldn't open the bedroom door for me. I came back downstairs and sat at the kitchen table, Lip ignored me, Fiona was in the kitchen with her back to me. 'Lucy' she sighed when she turned around. 'Debbie won't let me in the room' I said. Fiona went over to the laundry and tried to find some of my clothes but didn't have any luck so headed up the stairs. I could hear her talking to Debbie through the door. I grabbed a piece of Lips toast. He shook his head at me 'you're getting vag juice on the chair Lucy' he said 'I don't have vag juice' I told him 'yeah that doesn't start until puberty, but she still shouldn't be wondering around the house completely nude' Fi said as she put some clothes on the table in front of me. I took a quick look at them, pink corduroy trousers and a cream sweater with a huge kitten face printed on it. 'no' I said and pushed them away. 'Lucy I swear, put them on now or I'll lock you in the basement and you can freeze down there'. I stared at her, she stared back. 'Fine' I said and got dressed. Once I was done Fi lead me to the lounge room and threw my coat at me. 'What the fuck is that?' Carl asked when he saw me. I flipped him off 'language' fiona warned. 'But look at her' 'get your coat on now and leave, both of you. Go find some friends to play with'. 'As if Carl has any friends' I said as I put my coat on, Carl chased me, I grabbed my boots on the way out the front door. Carl soon joined me. 'What are you going to do?' Carl asked. I shrugged 'find some friends?'. 'I got some spray cans in the van' he said 'oh cool, want to ride to Bridgeport and do it on that dick heads wall?' Carl nodded. We went around the back and grabbed our bikes from the shed and carls backpack. /p
p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-size: medium; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"After Carl and I finished I headed over to the motel to find Em. She was just sitting outside with Vince. 'Hey losers' I yelled at them. 'Lucy! Oh my god. What you doing here?' Em asked after she ran over to me. 'Tagged that dick heads building with Carl' I told her 'why didn't you come here first?' I shrugged. 'Look what we did to my pants! Do you still have those markers?' She nodded and we rushed off to her room. Liz wasn't there. We danced on the bed and did flips, decorated my pants and top and drew on our bellies, then headed out for some candy. Em and Vince had to head home before Vince's mom got home. I found Jav and a couple of his friends on the ride home. /p
p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-size: medium; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"'Where have you been it's been dark for over an hour?' Fi asked. 'What the hell have you done to your pants … and sweater?' She added as I took of my coat. 'Carl started it' I said 'hey, it's an improvement' Carl said 'really? The dick and words juicy are an improvement' Ian said as he put plates on the table. 'Yeah' Carl and I said together. 'You can't ruin pants like this, you know we can't afford new ones' fi said as she went back to stirring the pasta on the stove. I grabbed a couple of bills from my pockets 'here' I said 'and were did you get that?' Lip smirked 'oh so she doesn't get in trouble coz she's got money' Debbie said. 'We need another plate for Jav' I said 'Lucy no, Jav you're going to go home' Fiona said 'no, he can't' I said 'pissed my dad off, I need to lay low for 24hrs' Jav said. Fiona looked at us both, 'fine, he can sleep on the couch. For one night only'. 'Can he sleep in my room? Debbie can sleep on the couch' 'no way, that's not fair' whined Debbie. 'Go change before dinner Lucy' fi said. I headed upstairs. /p
p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-size: medium; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"Once everyone had gone to bed and Fi has started playing music in her room I headed downstairs to watch more movies with Jav. Karen was spending the night with Lip in Franks bed, they were making a lot of noise and the bed was banging against the walk. 'Do you know what they are doing?' Jav asked me 'yeah' I said. He looked at me funny, I knew instantly he was going to suggest something gross. 'Want some pop?' I asked him quickly and hurried into the kitchen. There was a knock on the back door as soon as I got of the couch. I went over to the door 'who is it?' I asked 'Kev, I've got Frank' I undid the chain and unlocked the deadbolt then opened the door. 'Lucy what are you doing up?' he asked, Frank was draped over his shoulder. 'Should have just left him out there' I said as Kev chucked him on the ground 'he was in the middle of the road' Kev explained 'so?' I said 'that's cold little Gallagher' he said. Some loud moaning and screaming came from upstairs 'wow, Steves good …. Oh ah' he said catching himself mid sentence 'that's Karen' I said ignored how awkward he got. 'Oh really?' He said looking impressed. He went over to the the fridge and got a beer. 'Who are you?' He said. I turned around and saw he was talking to Jav. 'He is my friend' I said 'friend, really? And what are you doing down here with Lucy alone? If I hear you have done some creepy shit I will beat your arse' he said. 'Kev, god, he is like 11' I said and grabbed Kevs arm and lead him to the door. 'Yeah right, Lucy go upstairs. Fiona wouldn't like that you're still up' he said 'I will, just need to lock the door after you go' I told him 'you sure he isn't after something?' He whispered to me as he opened the door 'yeah and I'm going to bed now anyway, ok?' He nodded. 'Ok, night' 'night, Kev' I said and closed the door then headed upstairs. /p
p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 8pt; line-height: 18.4px; font-size: medium; font-family: Aptos, sans-serif; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"Fiona's door was open, I ran in and jumped on the bed. 'Want to hear my dream?' I asked her. She and Steve moaned. 'Lucy really?' Fi mumbled. I jumped down on my knees 'what? Wait, are you naked?' I asked. 'Yes, go tell your dream to someone else' Fi said. I stood up on the bed again, my tummy rumbled. I smirked and jumped of the bed and ran out of the room 'oh god, Lucy!' Fi yelled clearly smelling my parting gift. I ran into the boys room which smelt worse than what I dropped in Fis room and climbed onto Lips bed 'stiffy!' I yelled as soon as I noticed the bulge in the sheets. Lip woke up and kicked me 'get off Lucy' he grumbled. 'You need to hear my dream' I told him. 'I think Ian wants to?' Lip said. 'Ian!' I yelled and jumped into the floor 'why don't you draw a picture of it' Ian said 'no, just listen to it' I whined 'it's too early, go draw it' 'can I put it on your wall?' I asked 'sure' 'yes!' I said and ran out of the room 'you're going to regret that' lip said /p