Ronald quickly entered his office angry.

Ronald: Steve, I need you to send in a bunch of nukes. I am gonna turn South Park into a Parking Lot!

Steve R: But so many people are gonna get killed. Plus, some of your restaurants there will be destroyed.

Ronald: It'll be worth it, NOW KILL EVERY LAST OF THESE ASSHOLES, STEVE!!! I WANT THE ENTIRE TOWN TURNED INTO A PARKING LOT, STEVE!!! ALL THE FUCKERS WHO PISSED ME OFF SHOULD ALL DIE AND BURN IN FUCKING HELL, STEVE!!!

Steve R: (Sighs) I'll go get the nuclear launch codes.


Meanwhile with Call Girl and Professor Chaos, they are in front of the McDonalds Headquarters. They then entered.

Call Girl: Excuse me. I need to see Ronald McDonald. This dickhead needs to apologize for pissing him off.

Professor Chaos: Blame the...

Call Girl: DON'T MAKE ME SMACK YOU WITH MY SELFIE STICKS!!!

Professor Chaos: Fine.

Woman: He's on the top floor in his office.

Call Girl: Okay.


They are now in the elevator, which is playing on

Professor Chaos: This is a really cool elevator. Right?

Call Girl: Stop talking to me! I'm still mad that you caused Ronald to go insane! (He was about to talk until...) AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU BLAME THE CASHIER LADY AGAIN, I WILL THROW YOU THROUGH THIS GLASS AND OFF THIS ELEVATOR!!!

He quickly closes his mouth.


When they got to the office, they entered.

Ronald: WHAT ARE YOU PIECES OF SHIT DOING HERE?!!!

Call Girl: This piece of shit has something to say.

Ronald: Okay! Make it quick!

Professor Chaos: Ronald, I would like to say that you should fire your cashier. She was the reason why I stole that Big Mac and she refused to give it to... (Call Girl furiously pulls his hair, causing him to scream.) Ah! Let go!

Call Girl: APOLOGIZE FOR REAL OR ELSE!!!

Professor Chaos: Okay! Just let go of my hair! (She lets go of his hair.) I am really sorry for stealing those two Big Macs. I didn't know what I was thinking. I should've just went to a different McDonalds to get a Big Mac instead of stealing it. I promise that I will never steal from you or any of your staff again.

Steve R: The kid is really being sincere, Ronald. Just call off the war.

He sighs.

Ronald: Fine. I guess I'll call off the war. But after I do it, you must do something to make it up to me.

Professor Chaos: And what's that?


Days after the war ended, Butters is now angrily scrubbing the bathroom floor from the McDonalds he stole the Big Macs from while the cashier lady who refused to give him the Big Mac is watching him. However, despite the fact Pip, Dougie, PC Principal, Annie, Randy, Cartman, Mr. Garrison, Jessie and Kal also angered Ronald, they were let off with a warning, unlike Butters, who is being forced to clean the restrooms at McDonalds as a punishment for pissing off Ronald.

Butters: Do I have to do this, ma'am?

She pulled out a tape recorder and plays a recording.

Stephen (From the tape recorder): Butters, do not come back to this house until you have paid Ronald McDonald back from the two Big Macs you stole!

Cashier Lady: Does that answer your question?

Butters sighs as he continues scrubbing the floors as his punishment for angering Ronald.

Butters: Bitch.

Cashier Lady: I heard that! Oh, and you need to clean the toilets and if some are clogged, there's a plunger. In fact, there are about 3 toilets covered in shit from the fat people who ate here earlier today.

Butters: Oh hamburgers! Do I really have to do this?

Cashier Lady: According to this...

She plays the recording again.

Stephen (From the tape recorder): Butters, do not come back to this house until you have paid Ronald McDonald back from the two Big Macs you stole!

Cashier Lady: ...Yes you do. Now get cleaning.

Butters sighs as he enters one of the stalls.


That's all for the Restaurant Wars Arc.