"Is it just me or do we stink!" Captain Toad laughed upon farting in an ever upbeat manner with him being in the stinky music room of a certain haunted mansion since he found himself contending with the poltergeist pooter in seeing who could break the most wind between them for their brassy brown notes echoed across the fart filled foggy area. "I definitely think it's time to retire these pants! I really did do my duty in them~!"
"Ooh dearest me yes, those feel so big!" Melody chimed in giddy upon feeling how hot the bassy tuba poots were becoming to her upon fanning her rumbling rear that left upon her dress a large smear with her fanning it in a playful way. "Guess that just means I have to keep pumping them out; I can feel even more stains forming as I speak... teehee!"