Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bangalore The Simpsons go back to India. Cue Oscar referencing Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom again... Meanwhile Patty and Selma kidnap Richard Dean Anderson.
Plot
The fourth grade class room during the chalkboard gag. Bart face palmed. "Not this again..."
"Kali maaaaaaa..." said Oscar.
Bart frowned at him.
The couch gag is Homer tossing playing cards at the couch and getting a Royal Flush.
"Woohoo!" He cheered.
"Royal flush? Is that when the King sits on the can? Ha?" Krusty made a dumb joke.
Crickets are heard chirping.
"Ugh..." Krusty sighed.
...
The Springfield Power Plant. Mr Burns has called everyone in to watch a film.
Homer, Lenny and Carl, along with other employees take their seats in the auditorium.
"I love it when Mr. Burns shows a movie at work." said Homer.
"Yeah like when he let us watch the 1953 Titanic film." said Carl Carlson.
"Dave's not here man..." said Uncle Buck Tamaki inhaling from a bong.
Homer gawked at him.
"I'm not sittin' up front with you guys. It's bad for your eyes." said Lenny sitting in the back row near some barrels of toxic green, glowing radioactive waste.
"Eh..." said Homer watching the movie.
"Hehehehe... suckers..." said Lenny. He glows green with radiation and his bones are seen as x-rays.
"Radiation gave me super powers." said Radioactive Man.
"Shut up..." Carl said annoyed.
Mr Burns was on stage. He cleared his throat. "Ahem."
"Before we begin the movie, please join me in a moment of silence for the workers who gave their lives in an heroic..." saidMr Burns going on a long winded speech.
"Movie! Movie! Movie!" The impatient employees chant.
"Silence!" Mr Burns bellowed. His workers were silent. "As I was saying... A moment of silence for the brave workers who gave their lives in a heroic sacrifice, that had nothing to do with nuclear power so stop slandering it you bleeding heart liberals!" Mr Burns continued his speech.
Homer groaned.
Mr Burns then went off tangent discussing the Zulus again. "And remember, a shiny new donkey... for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya."
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." said Inigo from The Princess Bride. He drew his sabre.
Mr Burns screamed. "Save me Smithers!"
Smithers sighed. He put on the film. It was a documentary...
"The American worker. Proud, tough, hardworking." said a guy narrating.
Tired exhausted workers are hard at work in a factory.
"These jobs are killing us. Outsourcing, take them away!" said some hard working factory guys.
God takes the factory to India.
"It's a miracle! They moved our factory to a third-world nation." said a factory worker. "Now I have more time to play the lottery. Ka-ching!"
"Who wrote this liberal garbage?!" Homer yelled.
"They took our jerbs!" said the red neck from South Park.
"Yeah those jobs are for hard working Americans! Not subhuman barbarians!" said a racist worker.
Mr Burns sighed face palming.
...
Quohog, Griffin house kitchen. Brian is on his cell phone.
"What are you doing over there?" Stewie asked.
"I'm on hold with tech support." said Brian. "My computer locked up right in the middle of this story I'm working on."
"God, even Microsoft Word hates your writing." Stewie groaned.
"It's a Macintosh... idiot..." said Brian rudely.
"Mooooom! The doggy called me an idiot..." Stewie whined.
Brian sighed.
A woman with an Indian accent spoke. " Thank you for holding. How can I help you?"
"Well I-" said Brian.
"Ah Brian no! That's the Indian phone scam!" said Oscar.
Brian rolled his eyes. "No it's not... I intently called tech support. My laptop has froze."
"And we're here to help sir." The lady said politely.
Brian chuckled finding her accent sexy...
"Froze up eh? Yeah probably from all the porn you have on there..." said Oscar.
Brian frowned while cupping his hand over his cell so it dis not pick up what Oscar said.
"How can I help sir?" the lady asked.
"Well, for starters, you can keep talking with that lovely accent." said Brian to the lady.
"Ugh..." Oscar gagged repulsed.
"Amazing. One second of a stranger's voice on a phone and you've got full Bollywood." Stewie sighed.
Brian sighed.
"I... I assume she's in India." said Stewie.
"Nah... She's from Connecticut and you just offended her by assuming she's foreign because of her accent... Prepare to be cancelled, Stewie..." said Oscar.
"Your friend is correct. I am in India." said the lady.
Oscar groaned. "Oh please be from Connecticut and offended..."
"But you sound like a perfect gentleman to me." said the indian lady.
Brian chuckled.
"Ugh... exuse me..." Oscar teleported off somewhere.
"Well I..." Brian's call lost signal. "Hello? Tech support?" He hoped he hadn't lost signal.
"Hello, this is Microsoft tech support. Your computer has virus." said Oscar in a racist caricature of an Indian accent.
Brian sighed annoyed.
"Please give us your credit card details so we may steal from you." said Oscar.
...
Simpsons house.
"Uh..." Bart winced.
A giant cartoon babyfur tiger wearing a diaper and an old style bonnet with a big riund wet shiny blue nose was holding Eric in his paw.
Eric whimpered. The giant cartoon babyfur tiger sniffed with his big wet shiny blue nose. It quivered and twitched.
"That is just stupid..." said Hugo.
Oscar frowned at him.
At Home Homer gave the news.
"Aaaaaaaw! India?! I thought he meant Indiana..." Homer sighed.
Oscar laughed.
Bart groaned.
"Homer we can't just uproot and move to India! The children have school here!" said Marge.
"We already went to India once..." said Lisa.
"Yeah Oscar ruined the episode by goofing off about Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom..." Bart sighed.
"Kali Maaaaaaaa..." Oscar chanted while chuckling.
Bart glared at him.
Dad we can't just drop everything to go live in India!" Lisa explained.
"Lisa I have to do what I'm told at work to keep us living in luxury!" said Homer.
"Luxury?! This thermostat is just painted on!" said Bart wiping off some paint off of a crude picture of a thermostat painted.
"Oh! I better ring the gas man!" Homer pretended to ring a phone he had clearly painted on the wall. "Yeah-ello?" He asked into his hand doing a phone gesture. "And here he is!" He bought in a cardboard cutout of the Moon man from the Mac tonight McDonald's adverts.
"Dad... that's Mac Tonight from McDonalds commercials..." Lisa sighed.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
Hugo sighed and face palmed.
"And while I'm gone he's in charge so do as he says..." said Homer.
"Order McDonalds!" Oscar threw his voice to make it seem like the cardboard cutout spoke.
"No..." said Homer.
"I concur. Order us some McDonalds Dad..." Hugo said grinning like a Cheshire cat.
Homer sighed.
"Homer I really don't wanna up sticks again..." Marge said softly.
...
The next day. Patty and Selma take the kids to a Richard Dean Anderson Convention.
Bart groaned.
A clock is ticking as time passes.
"What's a MacGyver, and why does it have a convention?" He asked bored and annoyed.
"MacGyver was a show about a secret agent who used inventions made of everyday objects to defeat bad guys." said Selma.
"Like when he made a bomb from a cold medicine capsule and water and blew up a concrete wall!" Oscar cooed.
"And he was played by the three greatest names in the history of television: Richard Dean Anderson." said Patty.
Bart groaned and face palmed.
"Did someone mention my names?" asked Richard Dean Anderson.
Patty and Selma gasped. "Richard Dean Anderson!"
They breath heavily and gasp as they have very unhealthy lungs from smoking.
"You finally came to our convention!" Selma was delighted.
"Hey don't come off as so desperate!" said Patty.
"No. I'm looking for the convention for my new show Stargate SG-1." said Ricard Dean Anderson.
Patty and Selma looked shocked and disappointed.
"Oh, that. It's over there." said Richard Dean Anderson. There are Stargate fans gathering.
"Stargate SG 1! Stargate SG 1" Fans cheered.
Richard Dean Anderson left. Selma's jaw dropped and so did Patty's. Their cigarettes fell out of their mouths onto the floor. They were crestfallen.
"Ha! You both got ditched..." Bart laughed.
"But McGyver!" Selma whined. Richard Dean Anderson heard her.
"You're into MacGyver? That show was so stupid." Richard Dean Anderson ranted.
Patty and Selma glared at him.
"Oh, I'm MacGyver. I can make a bomb "out of a banana peel and a toaster." That show was just a paycheck to me, and nothing more." Richard Dean Anderson ranted in disgust over one of his old shows. He left with a bitter taste in his mouth and slammed a door.
Patty and Selma were shocked and fuming. They were wheezing and gasping trying to take it all in.
"How could he say that? MacGyver is my world." Selma sobbed.
"Richard Dean Anderson just pissed off the wrong Richard Dean Anderson fans!" Patty yelled.
"Aunt Patty! Language!" Lisa whined.
"Oh sorry dear." said Patty.
..
Richard Dean Anderson was talking to his fans.
"Richard Dean Anderson, of the four star franchises: Wars, Trek, Gate, and Search, Gate is easily my third favourite." Comic Book Guy asked.
"I get that a lot." said Richard Dean Anderson sighed.
"Question SG1: how would your character, Major General. Jonathan "Jack" O'Neill, react to appearing at the Springfield Stargate fanfest?" Comic Book Guy asked.
"I feel like I've just gone through the stargate to one heck of a convention!" said Richard Dean Anderson with enthusiasm.
The nerds cheer.
"He acknowledges us!" Database cheered. The fans whistle and cheer.
Suddenly the power cuts out and the room goes black.
"What in the name of Steve Ditko?" Comic Book Guy gasped.
"Hey, Let go! Hey, watch the face! I need that for acting!" Someone was trying to kidnap Richard Dean Anderson.
The lights are brought back on. The nerds gasped. Richard Dean Anderson had vanished.
"Whoa! He's gone!" said a nerd.
"Holy crud!" Oscar yelled.
"There must be a stargate in this stadium! Everybody, look for it!" yelled Comic Book Guy.
They follow his stupid instructions...
"Wait, wait. I have some even more exciting news!" said Comic Book Guy.
Everyone stops.
"There is a girl in the audience! Everybody look for her!" said Comic Book Guy.
The boy nerds look for the girl.
They only find Groundskeeper Willie.
"Ach! This is a kilt, and I'm not a girl!" said Willie.
"You're as close as we'll ever get! Get him!" said Comic Book Guy.
Willie screamed.
Oscar winced.
Plot 2
Patty and Selma's car. They drive back to Spinster's apartments with Richard Dean Anderson as well as the kids.
"This is kidnapping! People are gonna know I'm missing." Richard Dean Anderson yelled. "There's a liquor store I go to every morning."
Oscar gawked at him.
"Shut ya trap! We're crazy broads! We're lonely spinsters!" Selma yelled.
"And we're obsessed with McGyver..." said Patty.
Bart face palmed.
"Aunt Patty this is highly illegal..." Lisa sighed.
"Didn't they reference SAW once when they kidnapped Homer?" Oscar asked.
Elsewhere Peter went to Bingo with Joe, his disabled cop friend.
"Oh but I hate Bingo! Only decrepit old toothless people go to Bingo..." Peter sighed.
Old people mutter and gripe as they head to bingo.
Joe sighed. "Come on Peter... It will be fun..."
"No! I wanna fight a giant yellow chicken!" Peter sulked.
Joe sighed. "Peter you have to stop with the chicken ultra fights... It's costing the town billions in repair costs..."
"Don't blame me! Blame Mr Belvedere!" said Peter.
Joe face palmed.
Elsewhere Brian and Stewie fly to India.
"Why?!" Stewie asked.
"To find Padma!" said Brian as they run to catch their plane.
"Oh right... Your Indian girlfriend..."
Brian sighed.
Then Stewie thought Jeb Bush married Consuela, the annoying Spanish Maid.
"Honey, will I be president like George?" Jeb asked.
"Un no... no, no, no... I need more Lemon Pledge..." said Consuela.
"Stewie!" Brian nagged.
"That's what she looks like!" said Stewie.
...
Springfield Airport. Homer is going to India, again.
"Oh, Dad, we'll miss you so much." said Lisa hugging Dad.
"I'll miss you kids, too." said Homer hugging Lisa.
"I won't miss you at all. I'll be glad to see the back of you..." Hugo said in a bitter tone with a scornful glare.
Homer growled at him.
Marge sighed.
There's a flight gate announcement. "Attention. India Air flight 57 now boarding first class, small children and fat guys." said a woman's voice.
"That's me!" said Homer.
"And me!" said Oscar holding a suitcase.
"Hold on! Why are you flying out?" Marge asked Oscar.
"To annoy with more Indiana Jones references..." said Oscar.
Bart face palmed.
"Well see ya honey!" said Homer kissing his wife.
"Homie... I got you something to read on the plane." said Marge giving Homer something.
"Woohoo! A book?!" Homer was baffled. Yes... something to read... tubby...
""Secrets I learned at breakfast?" Homer read the title. "Mmmmmmm... breakfast..."
Oscar chuckled.
Homer flicked through the book and whined. "Aww... the cereal's a metaphor..."
Oscar giggled.
"It's a book about management, and Lee lacocca says it's "definitely dot-dot-dot useful." and so on... It's to help you with your new job." said Marge.
"Awww... I wanted food..." Homer whined.
"Ugh! Fine! Here! It's a recipe book on breakfasts from around the world... with pictures..." Marge grumbled annoyed with Homer because he was whining about food. She took back the management book and gave him the recipe book with pictures of the food.
"Woohoo!" Homer cheered. "Ooooooh! Look at that shakshouka! Mmmmmm... eggs..."
Marge face palmed.
"I'll take the management book..." Oscar sighed, taking the management advice book.
...
Homer and Oscar then get on the plane.
The Simpsons immediately wept, upset to see them go away on a work trip.
Bart winced. The cartoon babyfur tiger with the big round wet shiny blue nose, who was wearing a diaper earlier was back... But at a far less monstrous size, being no taller than Eric. He was sniffing Eric's diaper with his wet shiny blue nose. It quivered and twitched.
"Awww... crap..." Bart groaned.
Hank seethed.
"The cartoon baby tiger cub Toon is there to stay to annoy that stupid prude Hank!" Oscar said ove a walky-talky radio Hugo was holding.
"Up yours! Freak!" Hank snapped.
Marge sighed.
The cartoon tiger was still sniffing Eric's diaper with his big wet shiny blue round nose. Eric blushed and sweated.
"Seriously! Enough of that Oz!" Bart seethed.
"Anyway... any other news..." Marge asked.
"Oh yeah... Aunt Patty and Selma have kidnapped Richard Dean Anderson..." said Bart.
"Jeezum crows!" Marge gasped.
"Yeah... They do insane things like kidnapping people now..." said Lisa.
Hugo winced.
Spinster's Apartments.
"You can't keep me here! The authorities are looking for me!" Richard Dean Anderson yelled.
"No one is looking for you. You're here because we're the two biggest McGyver fans in town..." said Selma.
"And you made the mistake of bad mouthing McGyver..." said Patty.
Richard Dean Anderson cringed as the two deluded fans cackled about running an all night McGyver convention with him.
"You can start by signing autographs.." said Selma.
Richard Dean Anderson wrote help.
"Write help all you want... No one is interrupting this fan convention..." said Patty in a sultry manner.
Ultrahouse's main processing unit was still clobbering itself with a pyramid lamp.
"Hey watch it! That's a souvenir from our vacation to Egypt!" Patty yelled.
...
Homer and Oscar are on the flight to India.
Oscar bored flicked through the TV channels.
"Will there be Indian food in India?" He asked.
"You asked that last time... Yes Oz..." Homer sighed.
Oscar sighed. He kept turning the reading lights on and off.
"Stop playing with that!" Homer yelled.
Oscar sulked and sat there bored.
Later Homer was high on his sleeping medicine again. He thought he saw Ganesha, the elephant god.
"Hey Dumbo! Where did you learn how to fly?" Homer slurred.
Gahesha seethed. "Give me your peanuts Homer, And I shall remove all obstacles in your life!"
"How about I give you one peanut..." said Homer grinning.
"Oh Homer you are very selfish! The other gods shall hear about this!" Ganesha scolded Homer.
"Hey Horton! Did you hear The Who?" Homer taunted.
Oscar winced, baffled.
Then He grimaced when he saw something else odd. Indiana Jones and Short Round were inflating a dinghy in the plane, The cabin de-pressured as Indy opened the doors.
"Indy! We're not sinking! We're crashing!" Willie Scott yelled.
Oscar gawked.
Then he heard an unearthly growl from the back of the plane. The thing hissed and slobbered.
Oscar got up and looked round to the back of the plane. There was a demonic kumquat!
"Oh for crying out loud!" Oscar yelled.
The demonic kumquat snarled.
Oscar sighed and erased the monstrous citrus fruit with his giant magic pencil.
Then... "Attention passengers, the cabin has been re-pressured after that bozo, the broad and the Chink jumped out the plane in a rubber dinghy. And we are about to land in India." said the pilot.
"India?!" Homer gasped. We cut to outside the plane. "Noooooooooooo!"
"There he is! The man who broke this Elephant god's heart!" said Ganesha to the other Hindu gods.
"Kali Maaaaaaaaaa..." Kali rasped. Hehehehe... Kali...
...
Homer and Oscar's plane arrives in India.
Everyone is disembarking the plane in an orderly manner.
"This isn't India!" Homer whined. "Where's the University of Notre Dame?"
Oscar grimaced. "Okay now you've done it! Time for my silliness!"
"Oh crap!" said Homer.
They find themselves at Notre Dame University. Homer gawks at the old university buildings.
"Oz I really think..."
Quasimodo walks past reading a weighty tome.
Oscar smirked.
Pigeons land on Laverne the gargoyle. She comes to life and shoos them away.
"Rats with wings! Bloomin' rata with wings, all of ya!"
Homer gawked at the talking gargoyle.
"You two bozos better get to your lectures! Or Dean Frollo will be furious!" said Laverne swatting at pigeons.
Anyhoo moving on...
"And the Indy 500!" Homer whined.
Oscar sighed and snapped his fingers. They were both sat in the stalls of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway during the Indy 500, a 500 mile race.
"There are also 500 clones of Indiana Jones..." Oscar chuckled. Oscar and Homer were surrounded by clones of Indiana Jones.
"Watch the race Short Round." They said in unison.
Homer grimaced exasperated.
The boulder chase theme from Raiders played as cars zipped round the track.
Homer sighed. Oscar pointed to his copy of the episode script to continue announcing places in Indiana.
"And where is the Wrigley Field?!"
Oscar snapped his finger and they found themselves in a field. It rained Wrigleys mint flavoured chewing gum strips.
"Mmmm minty..." said Oscar.
Homer face palmed.
...
At home.
"Ugh... look at this script Oscar wrote..." Bart groaned.
Lisa gave a dry bemused chuckle. "Quasimodo attending Notre Dame Uni... Real original Oz..."
"I am not wearing a tutu..." Hugo seethed.
Back at India. A lady corrected Homer.
"You ignorant American, you have confused lndia with lndiana, Indiana with lllinois, and the Cubs with the Dodgers." said the Indian Lady.
"Actually He's American. I'm British." said Oscar. He fetched from hammer-space a cup of tea and a saucer and sipped his tea.
"Oh no! We're in a completely different continent!" Homer cried.
"And? I like India, it's beautiful..." said Oscar.
Homer scoffed.
"Stewie stop going on about their forehead dots..." Brian sighed.
"I'm just asking! Can they shoot lasers out of them?" Stewie asked.
Oscar sighed. "You guys on vacation too?"
"Actually we're finding Fido's girlfriend, Mingita..." said Stewie creating a rude made up name.
"Her name is Padma..." Brian sighed.
"Anyway let's get a cab. We'll split the fare..." said Homer.
"Uh..." said Stewie. All the cabs were stuffed with at least nine people bundled into each vehicle. "Uh maybe we should walk..."
"Oh I hate walking..." Homer whined.
Oscar saw a street performer in a loincloth contorting himself in knots.
"I can do that, I just don't want to..."
"I'm famished..." said Stewie He felt hungry.
"Well I could go for a fat juicy steak right now..." said Brian.
Everyone stops and glares at Brian.
"Oh nice going Brian..." Stewie hissed.
"Brian, cows are sacred to Hindus! They will not eat beef!" Oscar explained.
People chatter angrily.
"Now calm down people! At least you're all peaceful and capable of reason. Unlike Marrakech..." said Oscar.
Homer sighed. "Just because the town guards pulled scimitars on you for stealing..."
Plot 3
India, a large city market in uh... Delhi...
"Oz..." Homer called Oscar.
"Je? Nej Zeef rax..." said Oscar in gibberish. I suppose Je? sounds like a Yes?
"Damn it Oz! Enough of the gibberish!" said Homer.
"Kallae Kistnaeeeee..." Oscar rasped.
Homer growled. "Grrrrr!" Oscar flinched.
"Crebana Banana birds!" Oscar yelled.
Homer throttled him. Oscar wheezed and flailed about in blind panic.
"What the hell are you doing Oz..." Stewie sighed.
People were still scolding Brian, because he said he wanted a steak,
"Such blasphemy!"
"I'm truly sorry! I just fancied a steak..." Brian whimpered. A green cartoon tentacle tapped him.
"Cease this desire for tenderly cooked beef! Or you shall be punished by Jangomere the disgruntled pegssquid of the Everfrost!" An Octoseal berated Brian.
Brian winced.
Homer then got himself in a spot of bother with a cow and decided to phone home.
"E.T phone home..." said Oscar.
"Shaddup!" Homer snapped.
"Hello?" Lisa answered the phone.
"Lisa, it's me! I'm in trouble!" said Homer.
"Calm down, Dad. What happened?" Lisa asked.
"A cow took my iPod and I punched it'.!" Homer whined. a cow would not let go of his IPod. It clamped its jaws upon the musical device.
Oscar laughed.
"It's a Mypod! Are you trying to get me sued?!" Matt Groening yelled.
"I told you not to have a cow man..." said Bart briefly getting ahold of the house phone. He chuckled.
Oscar snickered.
Homer rolled his eyes.
"You have to apologise to the car and show you adore and respect it..." said Lisa getting the phone back.
"Oh do I have to?" Homer whined.
"If you want your Ipod back..." Lisa sighed.
...
Elsewhere Richard Dean Anderson is still being held hostage by Patty and Selma.
They had tied him to a bed. Um they were doing a Stephen King's Misery reference...
"Let me go!" Richard Dean Anderson yelled.
Patty and Selma arrived, they were mad about the script they made him write last night that was for a new episode of McGyver.
You-You dirty bastard! How could you?!" Selma yelled.
"I am contracted for another season of Stargate SG1!" McGyver whined.
Patty broke McGyver's legs with a sledge hammer...
Aaaaagh! You crazy bitches!" McGyver's actor yelled.
"We don't care about bloody Stargate! We want McGyver!" Patty yelled.
"You ladies are insane?!" McGyver yelled.
"Yeah well my ex husband nearly blew me up during an episode of McGyver!" said Selma.
"Eat it! Eat it you sick, twisted fuck!" McGyver yelled.
He cried in pain from his legs.
"You! You dirty bird!" Selma yelled.
"Bird?" Richard Dean Anderson asked baffled.
"Word..." said Oscar teleporting in. Oh hell no!
Peter Griffin suddenly bursted in and started singing Surfing Bird while dancing to it.
Patty and Selma were utterly flummoxed.
"You killed him! You killed McGyver!" Patty screeched at Anderson.
"Okay you broads are crazy..." said Peter dancing to Surfing Bird.
Meanwhile speaking of the Misery lady...
Oscar was at a convenience store. He was using a fake ID to buy liquor. His ID told everyone who read it that he was Kathy Bates, the actress who played Anne Wilkes in Misery.
"Uh... excuse me just one second ma'am..." said the till boy. He called his manager.
"Sir... The woman who ate all the pies yesterday is back..." said the till worker.
Oscar winced baffled.
Elsewhere Kermit the frog was pruning his rose bushes outside his gingerbread house. I read a very funny fan fiction with that line and my sides are still sore from laughing!
"Doo doo doo do... It ain't easy being green..." Kermit sang.
And there were vegan zombies!
"Tofuuuuuuuuuu..." the vegan zombies groaned.
Anyhoo, back to india.
...
Homer got his Ipod back.
"Sugar, Sugar..." He was sugar posting again.
Oscar face palmed.
Then Homer needed to find Apu's cousin.
"Okay, Apu said his cousin Kavi could help me out." said Homer.
"Kavi Maaaaa..." Oscar rasped.
Homer face palmed.
"Let's see... Apu's cousin is medium height, dark complexion, brown eyes, black hair." said Homer.
Everyone in town looks like that...
"D'on..." Homer groaned.
"Are you Kavi?" Homer asked a random person.
"No." said the man.
"Are you Kavi?" Homer asked someone else.
"No!" They sounded very annoyed.
Are you Kavi?" Homer asked someone else.
"Yes." A guy resembling Apu but younger replied.
"Woohoo!" Homer cheered.
"You must be Homer Simpson. My cousin Apu has told me so much about you." said Kavi.
"Good things hopefully!" Homer gulped.
Oscar shook his head.
"Let's get a ride to your hotel Mr Homer." said Kavi. They get in a rickshaw and ride to the horel.
The ride was uneventful. Until Kamal Khan's henchmen from Octopussy attacked!
Homer screamed as the armed thugs brandished scimitars and fired at the rickshaw with rifles.
"Curse you Kanal KHAAAAAAAAAAAN! KHAAAAAAAAAAN!" Oscar screamed.
Homer face palmed.
Kavi drew a submachine gun and fired at the thugs.
"Coooool!" Oscar cooed.
"Steady on old chum..." said Roger Moore as James Bond.
Oscar winced.
Back in Quohog, Peter ruins Bingo for Joe and the scary Somali Pirate guy from Captain Phillips cameo'd.
"Look at me! Look at me Joe Swanson! He is the bingo captain now!" said the Somali Pirate from Captain Phillips.
Joe was baffled.
"Peter how the hell did he get here?!" Joe yelled.
"Through the power of pop culture references!" Peter yelled.