Happy Birthday KakaAnko! Wanted to write something for your special day! Hope it's a good one.

Updown1234: When you said, they go to an aquarium and something goes wrong. I'm thinking, when it involves Caesar something always goes wrong. And thank you for this idea!

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"That is one ugly looking fish." Beverly looked through the glass into the murky aquarium waters.

"That's a Synanceia Verrucosa or reef stonefish as it is commonly known." Caesar glanced at it before turning back to his smartphone.

"Well, it's so ugly… that it's kinda cute." Beverly giggled as she lightly tapped the glass. The fish lazily floated by.

"Hmmph," Caesar answered without looking up.

"Oh, sea horses! I love seas horses." Beverly wandered off to another part of the aquarium.

"Mmm-hmm." Caesar mumbled without looking up. A minute later he noticed he was by himself. Spinning around he looked for Beverly. Not seeing her, he began calling her name loudly.

A security guard came out. "Excuse me sir? Did you lose your child?"

"My child?" Caesar stared at the guard. "No, my girlfriend."

"Oh, in that case you'll have to keep it down, sir. You're disturbing the rest of the guests." The guard said firmly.

"But, she's not here." Caesar looked around bewildered.

"I'm sure you can find her… without shouting…" The guard walked away.

Caesar stared at the guard's back. He looked around. How could he find Beverly? Looking up he saw a walkway overhead.

"Higher ground." He muttered walking towards the stairway. Once he was on the walkway he scanned the floor below him. Just then he spotted a brown haired woman in a pink tank top and jeans walk out of the room. "Beverly!" He yelled. But the woman kept walking. He turned to get to the stairs but a large woman blocked his way. He turned to the opposite side which was blocked by a gaggle of children. Caesar frowned. There didn't seem to be anyway to get down. Noticing a tightly coiled rope next to his feet he got an idea. Tying the rope to his waist he measured the rope using his arms. Looking down, he punched some numbers into his smartphone's calculator. Then he tied the rope to the railing and jumped. Somewhere he heard some screams but just as he predicted he stopped two inches off the ground. Pulling the knot he fell to the floor. People stood dumbfounded around him. Caesar totally oblivious to the scene he had just caused ran after Beverly.

"Beverly!" He yelled as he grabbed her arm… except it wasn't Beverly. It was a different girl who looked like Beverly from the back. She screamed and a large man appeared.

"Hey! You bothering my wife?" He growled.

"Oh, no sorry, I thought she was someone else." Caesar stammered. From the edge of the man he saw Beverly walk pass. "Excuse me, I think I see her now." Caesar tried to leave, but apparently the man did not believe him.

"You think you can harass my wife and get away with it?" He pushed Caesar. Caesar peered around him to see that Beverly disappeared around the corner. He let out an annoyed sigh.

"Hey, you listening to me?" The man shoved him again.

"Sir, this is unbecoming behavior for civilized men. Allow me to apologize again for mistaking your wife for someone else and let me go find the person I am looking for." Caesar said with forced patience.

"Well, I oughta civilize the crap outta ya." The large man pushed up his sleeve.

"Oh bother." Caesar muttered. He pulled out a small round disc and slapped it on the man's shoulder where it stuck. The man looked at the disc in surprise. The disc gave off a mild shock and the man tensed up, froze in position, and clattered to the floor like a broken mannequin. His wife yelped and leaned over him.

"Oh, he'll be all right in about ten minutes." Caesar said as he started to jog away. "Give or take a few."

He ran around the corner where Beverly had disappeared. And he ran smack into another rather large man who was quite irate.

"Hey! Watch where you're going you idiot!" The man snapped.

"Teach him a lesson, Jake!" Another man said.

"Oh for the love of science…" Caesar grumbled before slapping a disc on the man.

The man fell over like the last guy.

"Will wear off…eventually." Caesar said as he ran off.

"Beverly? Beverly?" He called into another darkened room.

"Shhh!" Someone shushed him. They were watching a movie.

"Oh, sorry. I'm looking for Beverly." Then in a louder voice he called into the audience. "Beverly! Are you in here?"

A man rose from the aisle and approached him menacingly. "No, she's not. Now why don't you get out of here so we can finish the rest of the…"

He never finished as Caesar slapped a disc on him.

"You're fine." Caesar told him as he left the room.

After wandering around aimlessly for ten minutes, he finally spotted her from across the room.

"Beverly!" A crowd of people separated him from her. She couldn't hear him.

"Excuse me." He tried to squeeze through but the crowd wouldn't let him through.

He saw Beverly start to leave.

"Oh no." Caesar said to himself. He tried to squeeze through again but the lady wouldn't let him through. She glared at him defiantly.

Caesar did the only thing he could.

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"Beverly!" He said grabbing her arm only after making sure it was her.

"Oh, there you are, Caesar. I thought you were behind me." She said smiling.

"I've been looking all over for you." Caesar said looping an arm around her shoulder.

"You could have texted me." She reminded him.

"Oh that's right." Caesar slapped his forehead.

"Yeah, you'd think that Mr. Brilliant Scientist would remember he has a texting option on his phone that he keeps his nose buried in." She smirked.

"Yeah, well, you know…" He sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck.

"Yes, I know. Next time, I'll text you." Beverly happened to glance behind him. "Oh my gosh, what happened to all those people?"

Behind Caesar was a path of frozen people on the floor.

Caesar looked briefly before shrugging. "Flash mob?" He gently steered her away from the area.

"Aren't flash mobs usually more… active?" She asked still staring.

Caesar shrugged again. "Performance art?" He suggested.

"Hey you!" A security guard called from across the room.

"Come on let's go." Caesar ushered Beverly out the side exit.

"Caesar…" She said exasperated.

"Nothing happened…. They started it…. Oh look, there's your car." Caesar said hurriedly. "You know I'm getting hungry. How about you? I know there's a great pizza place in the next state…"

Beverly sighed. Once again Caesar got them banned from another place.

So at this rate Caesar will be banned from most places. Hehe… Poor Caesar.