Coconut Mall

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Coconut Mall is a large mall located by the beach on the western side. Populated by Miis, Nokis, and Piantas, it's a popular place for tourists, and also a popular place for racing. Be wary, though. Don't let rogue green shells, homing red shells, abstract red fake item boxes, ripe yellow bananas, and winged spiny blue shells ruin your shopping day.

19. Wario Is Unlucky

"D'oh I Missed!" Wario exclaimed as she shook his fists angrily. "The stores closed just as I got here!"

Waluigi rolled his eyes as he shook his head, his arms folded. "Well, I told you that you should have gotten here earlier." He taunted.

Wario turned around, stomping his right foot. "Bah! I should have listened to Toadette! We should have not taken that left turn on Albuquerque!"

Waluigi rolled his right hand as he blinked several times. "It's not my fault you were distracted by all those garlics in that field we passed!"

As Wario grabbed Waluigi and shook him violently, the comedic duo were knocked out by a winged Blue Shell, screaming as they fell through the hole in the floor. Birdo and Toadette zipped throughout the closed off mall in their standard pink karts, not hearing the screams of Wario and Waluigi.