Mario sighed as he looked at the three annoying moving red cars in the parking lot filled with different Miis, with Princess Daisy crying in pain as she kept bumping into the cars, riding on her Mach Bike. Mario had his arms folded, shaking his head.
"Stupid cars!" Daisy cried as she continued to bump into the cars. "Get out of my way!"
"...Mamma mia, Daisy, just forget about zipping over the rainbow colored boost pads!" Mario shouted, knowing that Daisy would ignore him.
As Mario expected, Daisy ignored him, still trying to get past the first car all the way in the back. "No way, Mario! I gotta keep trying, not matter what!" She put the pedal to the medal as she performed a wheelie, only to crash into the first car, the Mii being a typical Darth Vader copy as Daisy continued crying in pain, with Mario feeling embarrassed as he closed his eyes, sighing.
"Ugh! Why oh why are there so many friggin' cars here!?" Toadette angrily exclaimed as she and Toadsworth were both stuck in the traffic jam that was the Coconut Mall's western parking lot, both of them inside Toadsworth's old van as he didn't bother to use the Parade Kart.
"This place is tremendously popular, Toadette. You should expect there to be a lot of traffic." Toadsworth exclaimed as they both felt a car bump into them, prompting the old man to curse. "Blahpshemenple! Watch where you're driving, you damn young kids!"
Toadette's eyes widened in shock upon hearing Toadsworth swear as she realized that not even friendly old men were afraid of having a sailor mouth.