"Help, help! My leg!" Storm The Albatross exclaimed as he was flailing his big burly arms, being on his out of control gray colored gear board. "I can't drive this thing!"
And he went soaring through the entire racecourse, with the Pianta police force trying to stop him, but ultimately fail.
"All right, tell me what's all the hubbub about," Stated the yellow male Pianta at the front of the Coconut Mall.
Toadette smiled as she pointed at the red shelled Lakitu. "It's Laki here, she wants to complain to you."
Lakitu stumbled as she wrapped her arms around the back of her head. "Ehehe, what are you talking about? I didn't mean to say-"
"But didn't you tell me that this mall is crappy and overused and ran by idiots?" Toadette remarked as she moved her hands about.
Lakitu gulped as the Pianta grabbed her and chucked her at the ocean, with Lakitu screaming as she immediately sunk below the waves, Toadette's eyes widening as the Pianta dusted his hands off.
"All right, why is my bike jacked up?' Funky Kong angrily asked as his Flame Runner was injured, being in the parking lot as he glared at Toad and the regular playable green shelled Koopa Troopa.
"We... we didn't do it. Our hands are clean!" Toad admitted as he and Koopa revealed their hands, full of weapons.
"Clean," Koopa stated in a surfer dude's tone of voice, his eyes lowered as he smiled.
And then Funky began beating up both of them, taking his inner rage out as the two featherweights screamed in pain. "This plain spaghetti is delicious!" King Boo commented as he sucked on the spaghetti, hanging out at one of the outdoor tables near the outdoor garden.
Princess Peach Toadstool scoffed as she folded her arms together. "No it's not! It's plain disgusting, just like you!"
King Boo growled as he glared at Peach. "Insulting a man's spaghetti be worse than insulting his dinner."
"I thought insulting a man's dinner was worse than insulting his spaghetti," Toad commented as he walked past King Boo and Peach.
Peach and King Boo watched as Toad left, then glanced at each other, as King Boo chucked his plate of plain spaghetti at Peach.
"Ewww!" Peach exclaimed as she had spaghetti all over her dress, with King Boo proceeding to munch down on her.
"Mmm! A gassy, airhead blonde princess clad in pink goes pretty well with plain spaghetti!" King Boo laughed as he floated upward, to spook several of the shoppers.
Petey Piranha watched as the Honey Queen Bee kept on driving into the corner of the wall by the staircase leading into the garden, the giant royal bee giggling.
"I'm driving!" She exclaimed as she kept on bumping into the wall.
Petey sighed in disappointment as he munched on a couple of french fries he brought from the Burger King nearby, having gotten them for a discount.
Dry Bowser was having his Piranha Prowler's tires fixed up by the young Lemmy Koopa at the tailgate end of the Coconut Mall race course, watching various Miis and Shy Guys race through on different kart builds. The skeletal reptile glanced down at Lemmy, his boney hands on his bone hips.
"Are you sure you can get my tires back up?" Dry Bowser asked.
Lemmy laughed as he waved his right hand at Dry Bowser, balancing himself on two tires on top of each other. "Don't worry about it, D-B! I'll have you back on the road in no time!"