Toadette giggled as she twirled around, feeling more excited than usual as she pulled Wario by the right arm. "Hey Wario, I found this really awesome thing in the fountain!"
Wario grabbed Toadette as he shook her. "What in the name of GAAAAAAH are you waiting for, girl? Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, TELL ME!" He placed her down various times.
"All right, Wario, prepare yourself!" Toadette giggled as she posed in front of the fountain, pointing at it. "Don't bother sitting down because you'll just wah yourself when you see this!"
A giant tower of pure ice rose out of the fountain, with all the other visitors of the mall gasping as they noticed.
"Ta-da!" Toadette exclaimed with a smile on her face.
"Great salty layers of garlic!" Wario exclaimed as his jaw dropped, his eyes twitching as his mustache fell off his face.
The tower of ice then leaned forward, landing on top of Wario, crushing him. Toadette gasped as she placed her hands over her mouth.
"Oh gosh!" Toadette exclaimed in shock as she blinked. "I guess you should have missed the tower!"
"...D'oh..." Wario groaned from underneath, being unable to feel anything in his crushed body.