You ever wonder why Kid Icarus characters aren't exactly looked upon nicely at the Coconut Mall lately well Pit caught an air-fryer on fire once while being tasked to look after the grill within a grilling shop and was too stupid to realize that spitting on the flames didn't do a damn thing to it.

"I didn't think that they would be immune to water of different sorts!" Pit bemoaned while covered in bandages for his body was burned up since his wings were basically fried away. "Guess floor ice cream doesn't prove a strength to much things after all..."