Waluigi finished cleaning of his yellow counter as he glanced behind him, having set several traps inside his taco stand in case anyone was sneaking about. As Waluigi got a fresh new batch of tacos out of the oven, he heard a cry in pain following a trap being snapped.
"Aha!" Waluigi exclaimed as he ran to the direction the noise was, seeing Toadette caught in a bear trap, her butt clunked by the silver, metallic jaws. Waluigi narrowed his eyes as he smirked, folding his lanky arms together. "Snooping as usual, I see?"
"Yeah... you could say that..." Toadette murmured while giggling nervously, shaking her mushroom capped head afterwards. "I'm not going to get a taco, am I?"
"Nope." Waluigi remarked as he grabbed Toadette and chucked her out of the taco stand, the bear trap still attached to her but as he dusted his hands, making more batches of tacos.
Waluigi sighed while having a slow day in the burning Crisis City with a certain psychic hedgehog. "Wah this story fucking sucks."
"Yeah I hear you." Silver responded while eating a honey topped pizza slice. "Maybe another flashback of mine will cheer you up."
"You sure you're not pulling my leg?"
"Come on, why would I want to do that to ya man?"
And so the purple clothed human freak allowed the many quill covered anthropomorphic mammal tell his tale, with the spiky rodent harking back to yet another time at the Pizza Hut for which he so worked at ever so much at.
"Do you ever wonder if this place will get any more renovations?" Silver asked as he twirled around pizza dough in the air using his psi energy.
"That's a good question." Vector said while looking around, shaking his head. "Probably not, this is about as big as it can be on a manageable level."
"Well that's a relief," Silver concluded as the dough fell on his head, making everyone laugh at him as he sighed softly.
"So why is it that you keep telling me these tales?" Waluigi pointed out while spinning a taco.
"You can't ever be sure if it'll pep you up." Silver answered as he decided to leave his tall lanky friend in the flames of the burning city in an endless crisis.
As what you'd usually expect in Seaside Hill was Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans loudly, letting loose a raunchy poot as she giggled, munching down on the extra beefy tacos she paid Waluigi in double. Waluigi was counting the green dollar bills, chuckling as he placed them in his cash register. Nearby watching this was Dr. Eggman and Robbie Rotten, who couldn't believe what they were seeing. Robbie was wondering what was she doing, while Eggman gawked as he felt his pingas get a prrrromotion. Sonic The Hedgehog pulled by to get a taco, noticing Eggman as he laughed his head off.
"I still don't like it that I don't have many customers," Waluigi commented as he shrugged, smiling, "But I sure am making some decent cash on Daisy!"
Toadette skipped over to Waluigi. "Uhh, Wally, I don't mean to be a downer, but some Charging Chucks followed me here..." She started to tremble.
Waluigi eyed Toadette oddly. "You mean... there's Koopa Football Players coming here?"
Toadette nodded. She turned to her left, screaming as she dashed off. Daisy watched as Toadette ran off, and shrugged, continuing to eat the beefy tacos and letting out disgusting raunchy farts.
Waluigi turned his head to the left, screaming as he got flattened by several Charging Chucks, who took all of the tacos and money, leaving Waluigi's Taco Stand to bits and pieces.
"Err, umm..." Eggman muttered as he coughed, trying not to get fixated on Daisy's flatulence.
"What's wrong, egghead? Can't handle a gassy gal?" Sonic taunted with a smirk as he was loving every moment of this.
Robbie shook his head in dismay at Waluigi being flattened by the Chucks of charging, placing his hands on his hips. "That's not how you act like a real villain..."
"Well, those dudes do love their beef," Dry Bowser commented as he was chucking a stone football in the air, with Petey Piranha playing catch with him.
Waluigi sighed as the farting Daisy skipped along in her yellow and orange sports outfit, the flatulent redheaded tomboy princess of Sarasaland popping back up at his Taco Stand in the ever so tropical Seaside Hill. Waluigi pulled out some normal tacos, folding his arms.
"Oh joy, it's you again Daisy." Waluigi moaned sarcastically, adjusting his purple cap as he knew he would have to do this same song and dance for an enormous number of chapters from this point onward. "All right, how much dough do you got on you? And make it quick..."
Daisy giggled as she pulled out three green dollar bills right from her gassy butt. "Will this do?" She asked as she blinked several times.
Waluigi rolled his eyes as he snatched the money, giving Daisy 3 tacos in return as he was quick to pull out a flower spray and get the scent of Daisy's fart off of the dollars. "Welp, enjoy it. You're becoming my most common customer."
Daisy already munched down into her second taco. "Well I love tacos! They're so spicy, yet neat! And the after effects are great!" Daisy raised her right leg, letting out a raunchy toot as she placed her leg back down, giggling as she grabbed the third taco and munched down.
Waluigi shook his head as he folded his lanky arms again, closing his eyes. "You're 1 of a kind, Daisy."
"I don't get it. Why do you let her pass gas all the time here?" Tito Dick 'Dickman' Baby asked Waluigi as he was adjusting his jeans.
Waluigi took a bite into a taco as he shrugged. "Because there's not much cause to panic, or celebrate... we're all just pixels. Or dust in the wind. However you like to spell it..." He finished up his taco as he then dusted off his shoes. "Sometimes you have to ask yourself if being in fanfiction matters. Whether it's a one shot, or a relatively short story... or a long story. Doesn't matter how long it takes to churn it out... the end results are all the same."
Tito Dick looked on in amazement as he didn't have anything to say, with Waluigi deciding to relax as Daisy kept farting away. Waluigi often thought if there really was a purpose to be in a big story for you all to read, pondering if anyone would really take their time out of their schedule to sit down and read more than one hundred chapters about a lanky weirdo like him running a stand of tacos.
Waluigi waved at a certain psychic hedgehog heading towards his taco stand that he had in the quaint village of Onett. "Hey man."
"Yo dude." Silver responded while using his psychic abilities to hover various objects he got from fighting the weird creatures of the relatively sized city surrounded by nature. "You wouldn't believe the day I have been having.
"How long have you been driving around?" Silver said while he had the pizza boxes in his hands.
"I dunno... this was suppose to be a minute drive and i forgot." Toadette admitted in an embarrassed tone while letting out pungent cheesy farts.
Charmy was waiting on a bench as he spotted Toadette farting in her car that she shared with Silver who appeared to not be affected, with the bee squinting his eyes. "Man how come they won't let me race around?"
"Because you would be a terrible driver." Dry Bowser answered while drifting on his bike.
Waluigi "Really?"
"Yes."
Waluigi grumbled as he was making more tacos, even though he was having a rough time doing it. "Oh joy, another boring day."
"It can't be that boring if you're pointing it out." Ridley interjected while flapping slowly downward towards the stand.
Waluigi gawked. "Just who the hell do you think you are?"
"Oh just someone who knows that not every day is a bore."
Waluigi scoffed. "So what, is that suppose to make me feel better?"
"Perhaps, it's up to you."
Waluigi rolled his eyes. "Well it's not working. Maybe you should find some dope who'll actually be grateful for it, cuz it's not gonna happen here!"
Waluigi had his hands on his face while looking at a plate of tacos next to him, with him being in the city of Fourside. "Heck this is gonna keep trailing on huh."
"Hell if I know. People are idiots." Silver commented after doing some arm stretches. "They'll read anything if you give them the option."
Another slow night meant Silver and Vector were shooting the breeze with each other.
"So what's new with you?"
"Other than the locations I go to make deliveries? Nothing."
"Maybe I should have thought of extra options to go with working here."
"That would help.
"Well that settles it, I m gonna get a new job!"
"But you already have one."
"Just because I have one doesn't mean i can't get another."
"Well if you feel fine with it then go ahead."
Waluigi had his lanky arms folded together. "Why would the author think it's a good idea to shove all the content into 1 chapter late in the story's life?"
Silver shook his head. "No idea I assume. Guess he thinks there's no need to have any of the early stuff have that much placed into them."
Waluigi watched as Daisy skipped towards his Taco Stand while at the sandy Cheap Cheep Beach, wanting some tacos for herself as usual while wearing her yellow and orange sports dress. He placed both of his hands on his face. "Yes, Daisy, you want some tacos."
Daisy gasped as she clasped her hands together. "How did you know? Are you a wizard, Wally?"
Waluigi scoffed as he rolled his eyes. "I may have dark magic, but I'm not a wizard."
Daisy shrugged as she grabbed the plate of beefy tacos, munching them all down. She burped and farted all the while, much to Waluigi's annoyance, who was used to this by now as he had both of his hands on his face.
"I still wonder why I bother to tout you as my top customer," Waluigi commented as he shook his head, sighing in annoyance.
"I just can't stand it." Waluigi complained while flipping through several pages. "Why is it that I'm always the subject of torture?"
"Have you ever considered that people like seeing you in pain?" Space Ghost brought up while tapping his blue card at his desk upon inspecting the studio for which they were in. "Might explain a lot if you just took the time to think about it."
"What time, it's always taken away from me before I could even analyze it."
"Sounds more like a you problem."
"The hell you talking about!?"
Another day, another taco, with Waluigi watching Daisy run back and forth, screaming in pain as she spewed red hot spicy flames from her mouth. Toadette waltzed over, glancing at Daisy, and then turning to Waluigi.
"Hey Wally, how come Daisy's moving about crazily?" Toadette asked innocently as she placed her hands behind her back.
Waluigi chuckled as he folded his arms, turning to Toadette. "I wanted to test how hot my spices were, so I placed all of them onto one of my tacos." He turned around, looking at Daisy again. "And Daisy was gullible enough to taste it for me."
Toadette gasped as she slapped her hands on her face. "That's so wrong!"
"Yet so right..." Waluigi muttered as he chuckled sinister, rubbing his hands together.
"Incidentally, Daisy isn't doing her usual annoying tactics for once." Dry Bowser added as he was carrying a barrel of lemons alongside Petey, who nodded his bulbous head in agreement.
"Wah, what are you two fatasses doing?" Waluigi asked as he turned to the two heavyweight characters, munching on a stale taco he seasoned with onion powder.
"Helping Lilligant and her lemonade stand," Dry Bowser explained as he and Petey left the scene, with Waluigi shrugging as he resumed watching Daisy run around Seaside Hill, her entire body catching on fire.
"We appreciate any and all help!" Said the happy plant themed grass type Pokemon who had the lemons holding area named after her while waving her leaf shaped hand. "It's not like you're losing anything from helping out!"
"Uh huh; we just love being able to give everyone a fruity taste of life!" Whimsicott added in a tone of whimsy.
"Where is that lanky clown?"
"How should I know? He always bails out whenever something important happens."
"Well it's a wonder he has any business at all!"
"We don't know what his life could be like."
"What are you guys talking about?"
Daisy was farting loudly as usual at Waluigi's Taco Stand at the tropical beach near the populous Coconut Mall, bending over to give Waluigi and Toadette good look at her pants pooping big butt, which was emitting deep pitched brassy tuba poots in tight orange shorts. Toadette blushed as she held her hands together, feeling aroused from watching Daisy fart, whose bassy gas was puffing up her brown stained shorts, making her fart filled butt appear bigger.
Waluigi placed his right hand on his forehead, sighing as he shook his head. "Why does she do this every time she eats a buffet of tacos?"
Toadette glanced up at Waluigi. "You can't help it! Daisy's a very gassy girl! It's just natural!" She remarked as she blinked several times.
Daisy farted again, this time going from raunchy to wet, with Daisy sighing of relief as the back of her messy shorts got darker.
"Aw yeah, now that's how you bake brownies..." Daisy moaned sexually as she continued farting while eating her tacos.
Waluigi pointed at Daisy, turning to Toadette. "You call that natural?"
Toadette rubbed the back of her head. "Okay, you got a good point."
"There's a lot about Daisy that isn't natural," Dry Bowser commented as he was racing with Petey Piranha, both of the heavyweights riding around the Coconut Mall's race track in different colored Piranha Prowlers, with Waluigi shrugging as several Piantas and Miis came by to get some tacos.
"What's with the frowns?" Quick Draw McGraw asked while practicing his gun shooting out in the wild west.
Waluigi sighed and just looked at the gun he was holding in his gloved hands. "You know how you just learn to not care about anything?"
"I can feel that but what does that have to do with using guns?"
"I just am not going about with this whole thing. It's time to let the taco thing stay in the past and focus on the present and future."
Quick Draw couldn't believe what he was hearing, with McGraw adjusting his cowboy hat. "Well goddamn man I didn't think you would go that far."
"Sheesh how many of these do we have to go through?"
"Settle down; we're replacing parts that are being shipped off to other fanfiction."
"Wait that's a thing that can happen?"
"You'd be surprised at what kind of things the author gets involved with."
"...what does this have to do with us...?"
Waluigi stretched his arms as he had his taco stand fixed up yet again. Luckily for him, he had a lot of cash paid off by a certain tomboy princess and the usual badnik customers, which made the situation much better for Waluigi. Both Toadette and Meloetta paid Waluigi a little visit, in an attempt to make him feel better.
"Think of it this way, " Toadette stated as she munched into two fishy tacos at the same time, using both of her hands to hold them. "At least you have great cooking skills!"
Meloetta rubbed the back of her head as she gobbled an entire icing taco in whole. "What made you want to make a stand for tacos, anyway?"
Waluigi rubbed his right shoulder. "Well, I figured that I was skilled with spicy food, so I figured I start with tacos and go up from there..." He closed his eyes as he lowered his head. "Too bad my best customer is that fart freak Daisy..."
Toadette and Meloetta looked at each other, then both hugged Waluigi by the legs at the same time. Waluigi gawked, but he shrugged as he folded his arms, smiling as he felt a bit better. Just a bit, though. Course the Sarasaland princess herself had to show up and cause quite a stink.
"Well why wouldn't I?" Daisy responded above her ever so pungent farting that lingered on, proving that she didn't mess around when she wanted to get messy.
Waluigi was doing his normal thing at his taco stand in Seaside Hill, selling tacos to the hungry badniks, even though they normally shouldn't have to eat. Of course, there was Princess Daisy farting as usual, as it wouldn't be normal without her gassing up the place. Toadette, Aria Meloetta, and Petey Piranha were all chilling underneath the palm trees, all chatting with each other. Unexpectedly, Dry Bowser popped up, scouting for some people who had a debt to pay.
"Hey skinny legs, have you seem a couple of Dry Bones anywhere near here?" Dry Bowser asked, putting his skeletal hands on the counter. "I'm on the lookout for them."
Waluigi rubbed the back of his neck. "Sorry, Grim. Haven't seen even the craggiest of bones."
Dry Bowser growled as he placed his left hand on his face. "Damn it. I knew I should have chased them to the Dry Ruins. Why is everything around thesae stupid race course names so redundant..." He shook his head as he placed his arms on the counter, looking up at Waluigi. "Do you have any drinks?"
Waluigi was pulling his right ear. "Well, there's some salt water in the lake right behind here..."
"How come we didn't get a chance to say a word?" Meloetta complained with her paddle shaped hands behind her green hair. "It's not fair."
"Oh you get used to it when a piece first debuts." Toadette said while rolling around her hand. "Edits allow what weren't there 1st to shine."
"Yeah it's building something up for whatever was not planned." Petey yawned in agreement. "That and it helps with the-"
"Word count like we haven't heard that bullshit before." Waluigi grumbled after tearing down his stand since he was getting sick of selling tacos.
Waluigi watched as Daisy munched down on the regular beefy tacos in front of his stall in Seaside Hill, grabbing more of them in her reach. Daisy farted loudly as much as she gobbled down the tacos, much to Waluigi's annoyance.
"Am I ever gonna get a regular aside from this butt blaster?" Waluigi asked as he looked up at the clear blue skies.
Toadette skipped up to Waluigi. "You could get some advertising. Then maybe people would notice you."
Waluigi turned to Toadette, narrowing his eyes. "You honestly think people would want to come to a taco stand owned by me?"
Toadette placed her hands behind her back. "Golly, well..."
Daisy burped and farted at the same time, turning over to Waluigi, waving both of her hands. "My gassiness demands more tacos, oh great lanky one!" She belted another poot.
Waluigi sighed, patting Toadette on the head. "Why don't you be a good scout and help me out on this. I gotta satisfy Fartina over here."
Toadette giggled uncontrollably, placing her hands on her face as she closed her eyes from laughing to much. "Fartina hahohe..." She sighed, nodding as she blew a kiss to Waluigi. "Of course, Big Inverted L!" She then headed eastward.
Waluigi sighed, wrapping both of his arms around his head. "This may turn out to help me after all..."