Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: ...Wow. Just wow. Literally, 200 chapters of Waluigi and his taco stand. Two hundred chapters of Toadette being cute and all that jazz. You would think that I would get bored or run out of steam... ha ha. Anyway, here's a chapter that's bigger than usual, for obvious reasons. And it's also the return of a certain gassy princess...

"Who are you talking to?" Dry Bowser questioned.

Waluigi shook his head. "Does it even matter?"

Dry Bowser shrugged as he took off. "I suppose not."

Waluigi was in his taco stand, having just gotten there as it was the morning. He still had plenty of plates containing tacos he made from last night and several days ago inside his taco stand, wondering if he'll ever sell again.

"Well, this sucks." Waluigi bluntly put it as he folded his lanky arms, being as cranky as one would normally expect Waluigi to be. "Even if I offer free tacos, no one apparently will stop this low to come try it."

"Did someone say free tacos?" Princess Daisy gleefully exclaimed, wearing her normal yellow dress as she suddenly popped up right in front of the yellow counter, spooking Waluigi, who jumped high into the air and hit his head on the ceiling, making a colossal crash that shook the entire taco stand.

"Wah! What the hell are you doing here?" Waluigi gawked as he slammed his hands on the counter.

Daisy giggled as she placed her hands behind her back. "Oh Wally, I was ruling over my kingdom in Sarasaland all the while! Why else did you think I stopped showing up?"

"...To give me some peace and quiet." Waluigi angrily muttered as he folded his arms, shaking his head. "At least tell me you got a new diet, or something."

Princess Daisy farted loudly, her tuba like flatulence echoing throughout the beach as she giggled innocently, with Waluigi glaring right at her.

"Nope! I'm still just as farty as ever!" Daisy gleefully exclaimed as she farted loudly again, opening her eyes as she wrapped her arms around the back of her head. "Although I keep getting brown poopy stains on my butt for some reason..."

"Gee, I wonder why." Waluigi growled as he head someone munching on his tacos, turning around to spot Toadette. "What the? How long have you been in here?"

Toadette burped loudly as she giggled, facing Waluigi. "Long enough to appreciate how yummy these tacos are!" She then noticed Daisy, waving at her as she burped loudly.

Daisy farted in response, waving back as she laughed. Waluigi buried his face in his hands as Toadette jumped up onto the counter, having a conversation via gas. Toadette burped while Daisy farted, both of their gasses echoing throughout the beach as Waluigi moaned to himself.

"Two hundred chapters... two hundred chapters of this crap." Waluigi mumbled underneath his breath as he shook his head in shame. "Oh why me...?"


Waluigi was making a new batch of tacos as he sniffed the air, smiling proudly. It no longer smelled as bad as it normally did, due to Petey Piranha's Popcorn Parlor attracting Princess Daisy and Toadette, with the popcorn making them much less gassier than normal. Despite not being able to garner as much sales as a result, Waluigi took it in stride, being thankful that the place didn't smell bad from the frequent female farts.

"I may be losing some money out of this..." Waluigi grumbled to himself as he checked his cash register, seeing all the coins and green dollar bills inside. "But hey, I was already making a lot off of Daisy alone! I think it'll be enough to help expand my Motor Oil company." He then rubbed his chin as he pondered. "Hmm... maybe I should go check out how that venue is doing..."

Waluigi then placed the closed sign onto his taco stand, as he jumped into his standard kart and zipped towards the north, heading to the Mushroom Kingdom mainland.

Dry Bowser watched as Waluigi took off, with the boney reptile just shrugging as he was collecting seashells for Isabelle as a request.


Waluigi was still making tacos as usual as he glanced up, to see Gruntilda Winkybunion, who was in her original, green fleshy form. Needless to say, he was somewhat shocked. "Wait a minute! What are you doing here?"

"I'm just here for fresh air, you see," Gruntilda rhymed as she rubbed her pointy chin with her right hand. "So let me have your tacos, Waluigi!"

Waluigi murmured as he folded his arms. "But aren't you immortal? I thought witches like you didn't need to eat." He bluntly commented.

Gruntilda rolled her eyes as she shook her head. "We eat because we enjoy the taste! Now hand over the tacos, or I'll turn you into paste!" She threatened, not hesitating in the slightest.

Waluigi shrugged as he narrowed his eyes. "Whatever. Pray tell you don't end up like Daisy," He muttered as he handed Gruntilda the tacos, who payed him with several yellow musical notes, glancing at them and then back at Grunty. "Wah? Musical notes? What kind of ruse is this?"

Gruntilda wagged her right index finger at Waluigi. "There's no need to protest. If you're nicer, I'll gladly give the rest," She stated as she sat at the wooden table by the taco stand, using her witchy magic on the tacos to remove the gassy factor from them.


Waluigi finished naming several bathes of tacos as he looked at the sea, to see that there were several pink colored, cartoony walruses. He squinted, recognizing the strange marine mammals.

"Hey, aren't those guys from that frigid Fliprus Lake?" Waluigi mumbled as he continued watching them.

The walruses, recognized as Fliprus, all started barking as they got onto the sandy shore, moving onto the green grass as they piled on each other, barking at Waluigi as they wanted food, namely tacos. Waluigi shrugged as he handed the walruses the tacos, with them taking off as they didn't pay Waluigi. This annoyed Waluigi greatly, as he pulled out his slingshot and began firing at the Flipruses, getting ticked that he wasn't paid for his tacos.


Waluigi got back to his taco stand after causing mischief in the Mushroom Kingdom with Wario. He sighed as he stretched his lanky arms, going behind the yellow counter as he folded his arms together, looking around to see if any customers would show up.

"Of course there would be nobody here." Waluigi lampshaded as he narrowed his eyes, shaking his head. "Things always seem to be slower on Sunday."

As the morning transitioned into day, it suddenly turned into the evening as the sunset popped up. Waluigi sighed, his two plates of hot tacos simply standing on the counter, with no one asking for one.

"Oh to hell with this." Waluigi stated as he tossed his hands up in the air. "I'm going back to cause mischief." He got into his purple colored Waluigi Racer vehicle, zipping off towards the northern direction.


Waluigi finished making a new batch of tacos as he noticed several Flipruses were back at the taco stand. He sighed as he shook his head, narrowing his eyes.

"Oh damn it, it's these dumb walruses again," Waluigi groaned as he rolled his eyes.

The pink colored cartoony, walrus-like Flipruses barked at Waluigi as he tossed tacos at them. Daisy and Toadette were both watching from the beach as they approached the taco stand coming from the western direction, giggling as they watched the Flipruses catching the tacos in their mouths, with Waluigi groaning.

"Great! The gasbags are back in addition to these stupid walruses!" Waluigi groaned as he shook his head, bemoaning himself. "Why mus this always happen to Waluigi?"