Waluigi was selling tacos as usual, with Toadette being in font of the taco stand as Pokemon's May from Generation 3 popped up, wearing a Skitty costume.
"What the hell?" Waluigi gawked as he placed his hands on his hips, weirded out by May.
Toadette placed her right hand on her face. "May, why are you wearing that weird costume?" She asked, blinking.
"Who is May? I am… SKITTY WOMAN!" May exclaimed triumphantly, posing as she proclaimed her profession, being dubbed 'Skitty Woman'. "I am the defender of all that is good and feline! I stand for Skitties, Skitties, and cute wittle Skitties!" She meowed like a Skitty afterwards.
Waluigi and Toadette looked at each other oddly as they glanced back at May.
"Skitty Woman demands a spicy meal to spice up her day!" May exclaimed as she pointed her hand up. "The flavors help make me remain vigilant and focused!"
Waluigi nervously handed May a couple of tacos, with May paying him in pokedollars.
"Thank you, Dick Dastardly!" May commented as she turned around, bending over. "And now, I am off! Up, up, and away!"
May farted loudly, causing her eyes to widen as Toadette giggled, while Waluigi rolled his eyes in annoyance. May chuckled nervously as she slightly blushed.
"Whoopsie... Skitty Woman has some bad gas." She commented as she shook her head. "Anyway, enough toilet humor. Skitty Woman, away!" She then dashed away, holding the bag of tacos in her right hand as Toadette and Waluigi watched in amazement.
"Wow... I don't think I've ever seen anyone as crazy as her." Toadette admitted as she placed her hands behind her back, smiling. "I wish I could have a superhero alter ego!"
Waluigi scoffed as he went back into making new tacos. "Peh, you wish."