"Here I am, once again, selling tacos," Waluigi sung terribly to himself as he was whistling, selling tacos in his little white taco cart at the infamous bridge section of the Radical Highway. "Wondering if anyone will check out the older chapters."
Shadow The Hedgehog face planted himself as he shook his head. "Waluigi, why don't you do something better? Like finding some other jewels, or something?"
Waluigi pondered deeply as he rubbed his chin, looking up at the starry night sky as she thought. A wicked smirk came across his face as he looked back down at Shadow, smiling at the black hedgehog.
"You know what, Shadow?" Waluigi admitted as she walked over to Shadow, Knuckles still planted in her butt cheeks, "I think you're right. How about you and I go find some jewels, together?"
Shadow flustered as he slightly blushed, looking away from Waluigi. "I... ahh... well..."
"Dude, don't get that feeling." Waluigi scoffed as he then kicked Shadow in the face, rolling his eyes. "I only have feelings for Dick Dastardly."
"You're right about that! Drat!" Dick Dastardly exclaimed as he was getting his Mean Machine out of a trap he made. "And now I cheated myself out of a proper role! Double drat!"
Waluigi stretched out his arms as he finished making several new tacos, with Toadette chatting to Wiggler as they were all... you guessed it. In Seaside Hill. Because where else would the main fucking port of Waluigi's taco stand would be?
"You know, that Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus guy needs to get less distracted," Toadette commented as she took a chicken flavored taco and munched on it.
Wiggler nodded in agreement, grabbing a couple of tacos with her lower arms and holding it while she took them and placed them into her mouth using her upper arms. "Yeah. It's unfair for all the readers who end up missing out on updates because of him doing this. He should write much earlier."
"Maybe if he didn't browse 4Chan, he could get some actual work done." Waluigi interrupted as he shrugged in response. "But knowing him, he'll continue to be distracted. It's human nature."
Toadette and Wiggler looked at Waluigi, then glanced at each other, and shrugged as they kept eating tacos, with Waluigi not really caring as he sighed, looking up at the clear blue sky.