Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: So yep, this is the three hundredth chapter. That's pretty something... this is the third one after Yoshi Kart and Life At Pizza Hut, but since I heavily edited that racing madness, this is the actual second one with three hundred chapters. So let it be said that... oh who am I kidding. Enjoy the chapter, and thanks for reading all the way up to here!
"No one wants to hear you yammer!" Waluigi snapped at his stand in Seaside Hill as he fired a huge load of tacos at me, causing the chapter to actually start as Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha watched from the sandy shore nearby, the two heavyweight characters looking at each other.
"He never knows when to have perspective does he?" Dry Bowser commented while brushing his red hair with one of his bones as a cone.
"Nope, and that's kind of what I like about him!" Petey chuckled while moving his big green leaves about without a care.
"Hey Wally!" Toadette exclaimed as she moved her arms about in excitement while at the bright neon lit Casino Park. "School is back in session! Aren't you excited?"
"No." Waluigi said in a snarky tone as he munched on a chicken flavored taco.
Toadette frowned as she placed her hands on her hips. "Man, why are you so mean?"
"Because my entire existence is just to be a dick to people," Waluigi commented as he moved his left hand about. "Besides, I have a job."
"...Well so do I, but that doesn't mean I can't go to school," Toadette remarked as she wagged her right index finger at Waluigi, grabbing a bunch of tacos and taking them without paying Waluigi.
"Hey! Get back here and pay me!" Waluigi exclaimed as he attempted to chase Toadette, only to fall flat on his face in the sand, groaning in annoyance as Toadette giggled, rushing away.