Waluigi was in the process of churning out a new batch of tacos when the notorious pirate Risky showed up, laughing as she stood in front of Waluigi's Taco Stand.
"Ha, ha! I inquire that you hand over all of your booty, you ugly skinny twig!" Risky exclaimed as she pointed her saber in Waluigi's face.
Waluigi glanced at the saber, then at Risky, munching on a taco as he placed his arms on her saber. "Or else what? Are you gonna slice me? Are you going to make me walk the plank?" He rolled his eyes as he shook his head. "I already know how to deal with your kind. My brother from another mother is one of them."
Risky's right eye twitched as she glared at Waluigi, grabbing him by the throat. "Don't you dare make a fool out of me! I'm here to take everything you hold dear!"
"Well sure, take the tacos. I don't care." Waluigi commented as he lowered his eyes. "So long as you pay me."
"Pirates! There are pirates in Seaside Hill!" Toadette exclaimed as she screamed, running past the taco stand. "Run! Run for your lives! Aiyee!"
Waluigi and Risky looked at each other oddly, with Waluigi suddenly kicking Risky in the stomach, causing her to reel in pain as Waluigi stood mighty and tall, frightening the group of Tinkerbats. Shantae suddenly ran to the area, seeing Risky keeled over.
"Wow... look like the situation saved itself." Shantae commented as she smiled, approaching Waluigi while moving her hands about. "How can I repay you?"
"By buying my tacos." Waluigi commented as he wrapped his lanky right arm around Shantae, chuckling as he moved his eyes about in a sly matter. "The more business, the better. Wahaha!"