"Wahaha! This is the best card game we had in a while!" Waluigi laughed as he was rubbing his hands together, munching on some fish flavored tacos he made as he was hosting a game night, playing cards inside his taco stand at the bustling Casino Park with Dry Bowser, Toadette, and Fred Flintstone while Petey Piranha was flying around in the neon lit sky, occasionally swooping down to munch on the stale tacos. Earlier beforehand there were plenty of customers for Waluigi to sell his tacos to, but since it was the dead of night, the tall lanky purple man figured that now would be a good time to just hang out with his more recognizable customers, who happened to be his friends.

"Sheesh... all these cards are just terrible." Fred grumbled as he had a particularly bad set of cards, shaking his head.

"At least you're consistent. I'm going from good to bad luck on a switch!" Toadette whined as she let out a wet fart, pulling down her pink dress to cover up her stinky white diaper.

"Ha! You can't handle the mad bantz I'm gonna deliver!" Waluigi boasted as he ribbed Dry Bowser, slamming a card down on the table, with it being a 7 numbered spade card. "Beat that, sucker!"

"...you really shouldn't be so overconfident." Dry Bowser scoffed as he slapped Waluigi across the back of his head, placing down a card with a queen heart.

"Ah shit." Waluigi groaned as he slapped his forehead, with Dry Bowser taking the dollar bills sticking out of the cash register, with Petey landing on top of him and snatching the stale tacos and chucking them into his mouth. Fred and Toadette looked at each other as they casually shrugged at this.

Waluigi was handing the various Egg Pawns at his taco stand in Seaside Hill several tacos as Rouge The Bat and Blaze The Cat watched from a distance, both rather curious to Waluigi's taco business.

"How does he manage to sell his tacos to these robots?" Blaze curiously asked as she placed her right hand on her left elbow.

Rouge pointed at two of the Egg Pawns chugging tacos into their back, with them using it as extra fuel. "Seems like tacos are being used as alternative fuel, Blaze. I can't say I blame them, they're pretty damn tasty for what they are."

"Yeah, but they're greasy." Blaze commented as she shook her head. "And they make you gassy."

Rouge rolled her eyes at Blaze as she continued watching more Egg Pawns heads on over to Waluigi's Taco Stand. "Yet chili dogs aren't worse for being and doing the same thing as tacos."

"W-well..." Blaze stuttered as she raised her right hand, sighing as she dropped her arms, lowering her eyes. "Oh who am I kidding...? You're right, Rouge. I shouldn't be one to talk."

"Speaking of which, either buy something or get lost!" Waluigi called out to Blaze and Rouge as he noticed them. "There's a standing fee, you know!"

Blaze and Rouge glanced at each other as they attempted to flee, only to be shocked by purple electricity from the ground. Waluigi chuckled as he watched the two anthropomorphic mammals fall flat on their face on the sand electrocuted as he continued selling tacos to the Egg Pawns.

"So who here went to college?" Waluigi stated as he was in a university field in the Sprixie Kingdom, having his taco stand set up as he stood in front of a bunch of Sprixies who graduated. "Because if you did... you got ripped off!"

"What did he mean by this?" Toadsworth stated as he walked by, taking a break from teaching economics.

"I mean that you don't need to go to college... unless you want to waste your life!" Waluigi taunted as he then placed some garlic on a couple of stale tacos, opening various warp portals as the Sprixie graduates got sucked into them, screaming as they flailed their arms, with Waluigi laughing as he then stripped off his clothes and began to dance the day away, with several of his clones burning the university behind them.