Waluigi has had slow days, but he could manage. Others that weren't as acustomed to it would have to adapt or flop, and boy it would show as 'not so super' Mario was having a hard time selling lemonade for the people would much rather stick with Waluigi and his tacos, which wasn't all that hard to do as he was established very well in the sandy shore of Delfino Plaza.
"You're not going far if you're trying to sell lemonade that stinks like piss," Waluigi pointed out as he was eating his tacos, waiting patiently for the customers that would show up in the city.
Mario grumbled as he was more impatient than the established taco seller. "This isn't fair! I'm the mascot for crying out loud, I should be getting customers up the ass!"
"Well why don't you try an old friend?" Waluigi remarked as he pointed at a certain cheerful mushroom girl bouncing about.
"Lalala, just enjoying life and all there is to it!" Toadette sang as she burped loudly, giggling as she kept going on.
"Hey, whatever your name is, stupid bitch! Would you kindly try some of our lemonade?" Mario asked upon running up to the female fungi as he pointed at her. "It would make you less lame! Thank you so much for playing my game!"
"How dare you!" Toadette snapped as she slapped Mario in the face, then turned away... only to come running back and fart in his face to add insult to injury as she then went back to skipping around Isle Delfino.
"Oh, by the way, someone is already selling lemons, and they're not happy with you." Waluigi calmly pointed out while adjusting the shells for his tacos.
Mario was confused until he was greeted with a solar beam to the face, with it coming from an enraged Lilligant, who was furious as Whimsicott was making fresh lemonade out of the lemons she gathered, with the two grass Pokemon girls also on the shoreline.
"Try and steal my gig, will you!?" Lilligant bellowed as she proceeded to lay a Petal Dance so savage that it could make the pesky plumber take an entire week off.
"You show him, Lily!" Whimsicott cheered as she drank some lemonade to celebrate the grassy beat down, proceeding to head straight into the port-a-potty after feeling the urge to pee.
Waluigi laughed as he shook his head, enjoying the fact that he wasn't involved in a fight over lemonade for once. "That damn fool... he just doesn't learn!"
"Funny coming from you." Dry Bowser pointed out as he was also there to watch the match go on while relaxing on a beach chair, simply to laugh at the poor Italian who thought stealing someone else's business was a good idea.
Petey Piranha came flying overhead as he landed on the sand, noticing the plant based beat-down that Lilligant was giving to a severely damaged Mario as he pulled out some hot buttery popcorn from his red pouch and joined the others in watching, with plenty of customers coming to buy some tacos and enjoy the show that they were given by virtue of the very 1 sided battle.
Waluigi watched as the waves came splashing onto the sandy shore, with several Klagen robots in line as a couple of Cameron bots waddled on the beach, with several green and yellow colored Egg Flappers flapping their mechanical wings in the air above the taco stand.
"Golly, there sure are a lot of robots here," Toadette commented as she placed her hands behind her back, looking as Klagen after Klagen took a small batch of tacos and left.
"Wahaha, yeah." Waluigi commented as he handed another Klagen in line a bunch of tacos, the robot giving him several green dollar bills. "Whether they're organic or robotic, business is business. I appreciate it either way!"
"I can see that!" Toadette commented as she held her hands behind her back, watching the Egg Flappers fly in the back ground. "But what about those flying robots there?"
Waluigi meekly shrugged as he lowered his eyes. "Wah, I couldn't care less about them." He commented as he handed another Klagen some tacos, receiving money in return as Toadette continued skipping around Seaside Hill.