Dear Diary, wah...
As usual, I got no customers. Except that stupid, gassy airhead Princess Daisy. Turns out she was depressed that she didn't join her equally stupid and gassy friend Princess Peach Toadstool on this new adventure, so she's been here drowning out her sorrows in tacos. And as usual, stinking up the place with her obnoxious farts. I need to get rid of her, or at least make her smell better.
Dear Diary,
It's been a week with no customers. I've seen some snow on Seaside Hill, which I find suspicious since the only snow present in Seaside Hill is during the Dream Alpine event. And in that case, the snow is fake. Something tells me that the climate is beginning to shift...
Dear Diary,
All these weird enemies from this weird place called the Sprixie Kingdom keep popping up everywhere for some reason. It's really quite bizarre. Ant Troopers, Conkdors... and this really weird green springboard thing called a Hop-Chop. I personally have no idea what it is.
Dear Diary,
It's getting hard to write this diary since I don't have any personal things to say. Other than the fact that I wish a competent company gave me my own game already. Keyword on competent, I don't trust the idiots at Nintendo EAD. And another thing, it's hard to concentrate when certain people keep spying on you while-
"Goddamn it, kid, will you stop looking over my shoulder?" Waluigi growled in annoyance as he glared at Toadette, who was literally looking over his right shoulder.
Toadette giggled innocently as she placed her hands on her face. "Oh Wally, I just wanna make you feel better!"
"Well, you're not!" Waluigi shouted as he grabbed a regular beefy taco and chucked it at Toadette, knocking her off his shoulder as he resumed writing his diary. Toadette shrugged as she munched on the taco that Waluigi chucked at her.