"So, any newcomers join that dumb Smash Mansion of yours?" Waluigi asked Bowser as he handed the Koopa King a taco.
Bowser scoffed as he shook his head. "Nope. We still have just those three from earlier." He replied as he munched on his taco.
"...What, you mean the robot boy, that creepy villager dude, and that..." Waluigi shuddered as he closed his eyes. "...Wii Fit Trainer...?"
"Yes." Bowser commented as he kept on eating his chicken flavored taco Waluigi gave him, rolling his right hand. "I wish we got more oddballs. That out to make the place exciting."
Waluigi rubbed his pointy chin with his left hand as he smirked. "Yeah... it would be quite dandy..."
"Hey Snidley Whiplash, are you gonna gloat, or are you gonna give me my damn tacos?" Cranky Kong complained as he slammed his stick on the ground, grumbling as he shook his head. "Darn kids... I don't know what they see in these tacos... all they do is make your mouth burn and give you gas."
"That's why I love them!" Bowser chortled as he then breathed fire on Cranky Kong, burning the old ape as he rubbed the back of his head with his left hand. "They recharge my great red flames! ...But they don't give me gas."
"Wah, it only seems to happen to the girls for some reason..." Waluigi commented as he began making a new batch of tacos. "Probably because a certain someone has a kink for wanting to see girls fart."
Bowser chuckled as he folded his arms, narrowing his eyes as he smirked. "Who, you?"
Waluigi stared blankly at Bowser as he squinted his eyes. "Because I totally enjoy having my taco stand stunk up by women." He was then greeted by Princess Daisy, who farted directly in his face while wearing her sports outfit. Waluigi screamed as he flailed his arms, falling in his pile of tacos as both Bowser and Daisy laughed.