Waluigi sighed as he relaxed on his large bunch of tacos that he didn't get to sell, enjoying the pleasant cool breeze as it was night time in Seaside Hill, with nearly all the tourists and commoners having gone back home. Chief Chilly approached the closed taco stand, noticing that Waluigi was snoozing as he woke him up with a blast of his chilly breath.
"Wah! Oh God, it's so friggin' cold!" Waluigi exclaimed as he sneezed, holding his arms together as he turned his head to Chief Chilly, glaring at him. "What the hell was that damn blast of cold air for, you hideous, frosted freak of nature!?"
Chief Chilly chuckled as he firmly stood still. "That was to wake you up, you uglier, purple, lanky tall man. First off, I want to congratulate you for somehow getting all the sales that you obviously don't deserve..."
"What do you mean I don't deserve all of the sales of my tacos!?" Waluigi growled as he shook his fists, being enraged enough to shrug off the cold breath Chief Chilly blew on him.
"You're egotistic, rude, brash, rotten, generally a major dick..." Chief Chilly counted as he nodded his head. "It's amazing how you managed to be so successful with this taco stand."
Waluigi rolled his eyes as he folded his arms. "Like you're no better! You just blew me with a blast of your cold breath!"
"Whatever. Anyway, the other thing I wanted to tell you," Chief Chilly resumed as he cleared his throat. "Gruntilda Winkybunion has a new stand in Seaside Hill. ...Well, more of an attraction, but she just set up shop-"
"Again?" Waluigi moaned as he planted his face in his hands. "Seaside Hill is already overused to infinity and beyond. Why couldn't she settle elsewhere?"
"It's a mandate from SEGA, so she had no choice." Chief Chilly commented as he faced Waluigi. "Anyway, don't go treating her like crap the way you would usually to the others. Seriously."
Chief Chilly then turned around and headed eastward to the Seaside Hill Animal Crossing town of Edisaes, with Waluigi rolling his eyes as he grabbed one of the unsold beefy tacos and munching down on it.
"Wah... she better have something interesting to justify having yet another stand in Seaside Hill..." Waluigi grumbled to himself as he finished the rest of the stale taco. "Seaside Hill is fleshed out enough as it is... wah."
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first Mario fanfic to ever reach 400 chapters, and the second fanfic of mine to reach 400 chapters. Granted, some of the chapters themselves aren't that great, but... there's only so much you can do with Waluigi limited to be at a taco stand.