Waluigi was getting tired of seeing Toadette farting by his taco stand in Seaside Hill so he grabbed a copy of himself and unleashed his Waluigi Launcher.

"Wah! Why are you suddenly attacking me!?" Toadette cried above her farts while being blasted by Waluigi clones.

"Because I'm sick of this spam." Waluigi grumbled in an annoyed tone.


Waluigi was fixing up 1 of his vehicles around his Motor Oil company out by his stadium when Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha pulled up.

"Hey lanky legs; care for a race or are you too busy?" Dry Bowser asked while brushing back his red hair while Petey was eating up the tires.

"Eh you go on ahead; I gotta make sure this damn thing gets finished." Waluigi sighed while motioning his fellow heavyweight racers away with the wave of his hand.


Waluigi was in the middle of showing up a bunch of random humans in several games of tennis, with him styling on them for he was keeping his record straight.

"Ha! You all put up a good challenge but you're no match for Waluigi!" Taunted the purple clad man for he was quite happy that he was showing off his best sporting skills.

Yes it did quite seem that Waluigi was always so determined if it came to playing tennis; but could you blame him for being such a literal good sport?