Waluigi yawned as he stretched his arms, folding them together as he shook his head. "You know, I love how short these stupid chapters are. It's like the author is blatantly cashing in on a mediocre fanfic that got most of its material completed chapters ago."
"That's because he is, Waluigi." Birdo commented, wearing a white puffy winter coat as she had her hands in her coat pockets. "Anyone with a brain noticed. He just likes writing about you."
Waluigi squinted at Birdo as he picked up a regular taco with his right hand, munching on it. "What's with the coat?"
Suddenly a harsh, cold wind blew eastward, with Waluigi's cap and half eaten taco being blown away as Waluigi screamed, holding onto his white cart, which also got blown into the air. Birdo simply shook her head as she stuck close to the giant, wooden shack.
"His own fault that he didn't get the memo about the bad weather," Birdo remarked as she waited for the wind to die down, crawling into the wooden shack.