"Hey Wally!" Toadette cheerfully called out as she giggled, placing her hands behind her back. "Do you have any spare time to play some party mini games with me?"

Waluigi groaned as he handed Conkdor taco after taco, quickly taking the reasonably large stack of green dollar bills as he didn't even bother facing Toadette. "Wah, I'm so busy, I don't even have time to go to the bathroom!"

"Oh gosh, that's terrible!" Toadette gasped as she placed her hands on her face, shocked as she nodded, heading westward to leave Waluigi in dealing with all the hungry Conkdors.

"Another plain old boring day, in the same plain old boring beach." Waluigi groaned as he had his right hand on his face, closing his eyes as he shook his head. "You know, I could go for something other than Seaside Hill for once..."

"How about the Splash Hill Zone?" A green Egg Flapper flapping by suggested in a robotic, monotone voice.

Waluigi squinted his eyes at the Egg Flapper as he then chucked a taco at it, knocking it down to the ground. "You idiotic robot, that's just Green Hill Zone with a slightly different coat of paint!" He then closed his eyes and sighed as he then had both of his hands on his face. "But who am I kidding? Seaside Hill is basically Green Hill Zone itself, only with less green hills and more water. And temples."

"Don't fret, lanky arms!" Charmy Bee exclaimed as he buzzed around Waluigi. "At least you don't have to collect hermit crabs like me!"

Waluigi groaned as he slammed his head on the white cart, with Charmy meekly shrugging as he snatched some of the tacos Waluigi baked.

Waluigi was making yet more new batches of tacos as Mummipokey and Cheepskipper both moved past it, with the two heading westward. Waluigi glanced up to see them, calling them out.

"Hey! You two bosses!" Waluigi exclaimed as he waved his lanky arms at them. "Where are you two heading off to?"

Mummipokey and Cheepskipper turned around, facing Waluigi as they glanced at each other, then back at Waluigi.

"Oh, we're heading to our stands." Mummipokey commented as he slowly tiled left and right.

Cheepskipper bounced about as he revealed his sharp teeth. "Yeah! Some of us actually have jobs, you know!"

The two bosses continued on their way as Waluigi sighed, shrugging as he shook his head, going back to making new tacos.

"Oh Goddamn it all... oh God..." Waluigi was panicking, hiding underneath the taco stand.

Toadette looked at him oddly, her hands innocently behind her back. "What's up, Wally?"

"What is up? What's down if I get spotted stupid!" Waluigi exclaimed as he trembled, looking frantically left and right. "If I get spotted by that thing..."

Suddenly, Waluigi was grabbed by a red tentacle. He screamed as he hung on tightly to the counter, trying to hold on as hard as he could. The stand collapsed on itself, and Waluigi screamed as he was pulled into the salty water by the red tentacle. Toadette farted loudly, screaming in pure fright as she ran towards the northern direction.

"Ahhh!" Toadette cried as she ran past the various different Seaside Hill stands, flailing her arms about in horror.

A normal, calm sunny day at Waluigi's Taco Stand in Seaside Hill.

"Everything is going fine," Waluigi commented as he took a Caccac's huge amount of green dollar bills in exchange for several tacos.

WHEN SUDDENLY,

"Bwa ha haw fuck I need to rest... I mean fear me mortals...! I, the evil koopa wizard Wizenheimer, shall ruin you all!" Wiseacre the fiendish blue Magikoopa exclaimed as he pointed his yellow staff at Waluigi.

Waluigi tossed a fishy taco at Wisefarmer. Wisehoover then exploded into several pieces. Waluigi shrugged as he turned around, turning into a purple colored egg with white spots all over him.

"I wonder if any of the readers will notice that most of these are just old chapters repackaged to not waste a space in this fanfic," Waluigi remarked to himself as he munched on a fish flavored taco, holding it in his right hand. "And I wonder if they notice that the first part and the last part of this story are the only actual new bits, which this being the latter."

Before Waluigi could continue to break the fourth wall, a giant wall of tacos landed right on him and his taco stand, crushing the lanky, purple clad dastardly chap. Chief Chilly walked by, seeing the wall of tacos collapse as he shook his head.

"I really need to leave Seaside Hill every once in a while," Chief Chilly mumbled to himself as he kept walking westward.