Waluigi was counting how many tacos were present as Dr. Luigi approached the taco stand. Waluigi glanced up, groaning as he placed his right hand on his forehead.
"You gotta be kidding me!" Waluigi exclaimed as he placed his hands on his hips, shaking his head at Dr. Luigi. "You're being forced down everyone's throats by Nintendo so much that they made you a doctor?"
"Well of course. I have to make my name get out there somehow!" Dr. Luigi proclaimed as he pointed at himself with his right hand, smiling.
Waluigi rolled his eyes as he pointed at Dr. Luigi with his left hand. "Yeah? Then how come you're just stealing Dr. Mario's gag?"
Dr. Luigi stuttered as he felt Waluigi's comment sting him, placing his hands on his head. "Err, well, you see..."
"And why are you wearing a cap?" Waluigi continued as he noticed Dr. Luigi's familiar green hat. "Real doctors don't wear caps on their head!"
Dr. Luigi sighed as he looked down in defeat, moaning. "Oh, fine, you caught me. I'm just starting off, I don't know any better!"
"Yeah, you clearly don't." Waluigi remarked bluntly as he chucked a taco at Dr. Luigi's face. "You should go check yourself out at the doctor's. And a real one, not a phony like you!"
Dr. Luigi growled as he clenched his fists, only to stop as Chief Chilly approached him.
"If you're suppose to be a doctor, why are you wearing a regular hat?" Chief Chilly asked as he raised his right eyebrow.
"Why do people always comment about my cap-a!?" Dr. Luigi exclaimed angrily as he stormed off, slipping on the taco that Waluigi chucked at him, breaking his back as he screamed in pain. "AGH! Someone call a doctor, and a real one!"
Waluigi laughed his ass off as Chief Chilly rolled his eyes, continuing his usual Seaside Hill patrol.