Waluigi watched as it kept on raining in Seaside Hill, the tall, lanky purple clad man munching on some of his tacos, with one of his piles from several days ago getting moldy on account of the rain.

"Rain... it's always the one thing that's there for you whether you want it or not," Waluigi commented as he placed both of his hands on his face. "Sounds like a certain someone I know..."

"Which one? Daisy or Toadette?" Birdo commented as she walked past the taco stand, heading to the Animal Crossing town of Edisaes.

"Both!" Waluigi shouted at Birdo as he slowly shook his head. "But at least neither of them seem to be here..."

"It's a-me, Mario!" Mario suddenly made an unexpected appearance as he jumped in front of Waluigi, exclaiming joyfully. "Wahoo! What's up with-a you, Waluigi?"

Waluigi glared at Mario as he shook his head. "Oh great, as if Nintendo didn't force you down everyone's throat, now you're coming into my story, too."

Mario gave Waluigi an odd look as he placed his hands on his hips. "Dude-a, I already appeared twice-a in this story-a. In fact-a, this is my third-a time!"

"I don't even care anymore." Waluigi grumbled as he was flattened by Princess Daisy, who performed a butt bash down on Waluigi, wearing her regular dress.

"Did ya miss me, Wally?" Daisy asked while giggling, letting out a gross, deep pitched fart as her dress puffed up. "Cause I sure missed you! My cute, big fat gassy butt was getting really sad from not having tacos to fuel it up!"

Mario's right eye twitched as he placed his right hand on his face, shaking his head at Daisy's flatulent shenanigans. "Mamma mia... is there anything-a you damn girls won't do to pass gas-a?"

Daisy farted in response to Mario's question as she giggled, with Toadette skipping merrily to the taco stand, happy to see Mario and Daisy, but shocked to not see Waluigi.

"Where's Wally?" Toadette exclaimed as she turned to Mario, holding her hands together.

Mario pointed at Daisy as he placed his right hand on his hip. "As usual, he's suffering the blunt of his luck. And by that, I mean Princess Daisy's farting big butt."

"Hi I'm Gassy!" Daisy exclaimed while farting again, giggling as she frantically waved her right hand. "Phew! I'm really stinking tonight! Someone crack a window, will ya!?"

It was then that King Bob-omb and Goomboss arrived at the scene, causing Mario, Daisy, and Toadette to gasp, with Daisy farting yet again.

"Princess Daisy of Sarasaland, your flatulence has gone over the line!" King Bob-omb exclaimed as he punched Daisy in the back of the head, then handcuffing her.

"Yeah! Your music making butt is going to rot in jail!" Goomboss added as he kicked Daisy in the stomach, causing her to fart once more.

Daisy screamed as she tried to break free, struggling while farting as King Bob-omb and Goomboss headed eastward. Mario and Toadette looked at each other awkwardly as Waluigi remained unconscious.

"...Wanna go race together?" Mario suggested to Toadette as he moved his hands around.

Toadette meekly shrugged as she wrapped her arms around the back of her head. "Sure!" She then merrily skipped towards the northwest direction with Mario.

Dry Bowser arrived on the scene, glancing down at Waluigi as he smirked, placing his skeletal hands on his hips. "You just can't win, can you?"

"Oh shut up..." Waluigi groaned weakly as Dry Bowser chuckled, following Mario and Toadette towards the northwest, with the rain starting to pour harder in Seaside Hill.