Waluigi sighed as he had both of his hands on his face, shaking his head as he watched Toadette munching on various tacos.

"Wally, why do you look so down?" Toadette asked as she held a half eaten chicken flavored taco in her hands.

Waluigi turned his head to Toadette. "I figured that I should branch out to see how things would be if I had my taco stand outside of Seaside Hill."

"And how did it go?" Toadette asked as she tilted her head to the right.

Waluigi sighed as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "It wasn't easy... or pleasant..."

Waluigi watched as Sonic The Hedgehog, Shadow The Hedgehog, Silver The Hedgehog, and Amy Rose all ran around the neon lit Casino Park zone, with the tall lanky, purple clad man having his small white taco cart with him as he waited for customers to come.

"Tacos! I got some tacos!" Waluigi exclaimed, holding a regular beefy taco in the air with his right hand.

Much to Waluigi's dismay, he got run over by a giant black pinball, him and his taco stand getting flattened as he groaned in pain. Cream The Rabbit came by, giggling as she took some of the unflattened tacos and munching on them, much to Waluigi's dismay.

Waluigi was next at the Click Clock Wood, being in the spring section at the green, grassy entrance garden, looking around for any potential customers as he watched two purple Grumblin Hoods wandering around, with two beehives simply bouncing about.

"Wah..." Waluigi commented as he rolled his right hand around, which he had a regular taco in. "Winter was too cold. Summer was too hot. And autumn had way too many leaves... but at least Spring only has rain."

And then it began to pour harshly, with all of the tacos getting soggy as Waluigi growled, clenching his fists as he gritted his teeth angrily.

"All right... it can't possibly get bad up here..." Waluigi remarked as he was on a floating purple platform.

This time, Waluigi and his white taco cart were in the Cloud Cuckooland, overlooking the giant pink mountain floating on several white clouds overlooking the entire Isle O' Hags, with Waluigi determined to actually sell tacos.

"Come on, there has to be someone here who wants my tacos," Waluigi commented as he was getting a bit annoyed at the wind chill, folding his lanky arms together.

It was then that the Zubba King buzzed out of the giant Zubba beehive at the top of the mountain, spotting Waluigi. "Do those tacos induce any bad gas?"

"If you're a girl in these fanfics, yes." Waluigi commented as he moved his hands around, shaking his head. "Do you want it, or not?"

The Zubba King was not amused by Waluigi's snarky tone, the giant wasp bumping into Waluigi, causing the lanky dastardly man to fall several stories down into the ocean below, screaming as the Zubba King simply laughed.

"...Wow. You had it bad." Birdo commented as she hard her arms folded.

Waluigi rolled his eyes as he faced Birdo, pointing at her with his right hand. "In case you're wondering, that's why I stay situated in Seaside Hill."

"That's because bad things always happen to you." Dry Bowser chuckled as he walked past Waluigi's Taco Stand, laughing at Waluigi's plight. "But you're the guy who always gets misfortune, so... it's expected."

Waluigi was about to comment, but he was then eaten up by a giant taco, with Birdo and Toadette gasping as Dry Bowser noticed, continuing to chuckle as he kept walking.