"What do you want, tiny, a salad?" Waluigi asked as he was selling tacos in the packed Mushroom City, with a fat black man named Big Smoke waiting impatiently within a purple colored pimp car with a couple of other black guys.

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda." Big Smoke said as he adjusted his sunglasses.

"...are you fucking serious?" Waluigi gawked as he folded his lanky arms together, shaking his head. "Hey fatty, we serve food here. Now do you want a taco, or not?"

"What's that suppose to mean?" Big Smoke remarked as he grabbed Waluigi by the collar, glaring at him. "That you think you're better than me? I'll have you know that I had people follow the damn train, and blow it up! Don't tell me what I can't do, skin dip!"

Waluigi realized this was going to get him into deep shit that he didn't need to be involved in, so he sprinkled some garlic in a nearby stale taco and then added mayonnaise to it, causing a worm hole to open up as it sucked in Big Smoke. Waluigi sighed of relief as he dusted his hands together, getting rid of the trouble before it started.

"Man, that Waluigi dude just ain't right!" Lakithunder laughed as he was selling electricity at his power plant, watching this take place nearby as he was selling away his batteries.

Waluigi was rolling a taco around as he glanced up, to see the sun shining brightly on the sandy Gelato Beach on Isle Delfino. He folded his lanky arms together as he scoffed, shaking his head as he watched several giant green watermelons rolling around on the grassy hills surrounding the entire beachfront.

"Can you feel the sunshine... peh!" Waluigi scoffed as he rolled his eyes, tapping his right foot on the sand. "All I'm feeling his how old and tired I am becoming. Of running this taco stand, of course."

It was then that the GUN Truck ran over Waluigi, flattening him and his white taco cart as it headed towards the western direction. Waluigi groaned weakly in pain as he could barely move.

"See... what I mean...?" Waluigi groaned weakly in pain as his entire body twitched painfully. "Maybe I should take a career in politics..."

A couple of days later, with the sunshine getting stronger in Seaside Hill, Waluigi watched as the cat Animal Crossing villagers, Bob and Katt, who came from Seaside Hill's Edisaes village, were enjoying the tacos, eating at one of the wooden picnic tables nearby.

"You know, it feels so good that everyone can experience our home in a dream!" Katt stated as she turned to Bob, holding a half eaten chicken taco in her hands. "Not everyone can be privileged with such an awesome place!"

"I know!" Bob commented as he bobbed his head back and forth, muttering the town's dream code while eating his taco. "4200-3161-1688... I hope everyone who visits Seaside Hill gets to know of that dream code! It's a nifty place, pfft!"

"Oh, I'm sure they will..." Waluigi sarcastically muttered as he was preparing more tacos, with Bob and Katt watching Waluigi, then turning to each other, both shrugging as they kept enjoying their taco.

"it won't last." Dry Bowser stated as he pulled up onto the scene in his Piranha Prowler, with Petey head bobbing to music in the back.

"Just how do you know?" Waluigi asked as he watched the seagulls flying around the red bridge towards the north.

"...because I went to the future, and they added a huge new plot of land." Dry Bowser explained as he grabbed one of the stale tacos, looking at it and shrugging as he placed it back, folding his bony arms together. "The more things change, the longer they, well, stay the same. That's just how life is."

"Thanks captain bonehead," Waluigi remarked as he went to grab one of the fresher tacos, only to slip and he fell on his back, breaking every bone in his body as Dry Bowser laughed at this while Petey continued to head bob.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Robbie Rotten exclaimed as he was in Seaside Hill to plot something evil, only to spot Waluigi making a fool out of himself yet again.