Waluigi was fixing up his white cart as he glanced at his piles of tacos surrounding him, glancing up at the sky to see it starting to rain.

"Hmm. Rain." Waluigi remarked as he felt it began pouring lightly, shrugging as he shook his head. "Meh. At least it won't be hot. That's a good thing."

He continued to go about his business as it rained in Seaside Hill, with a couple of seagulls flying nearby.


Waluigi was walking on the top of his giant brown shack at his taco stand, trying to get the seagulls who were attracted to the area. Waluigi attempted to smack then with his purple tennis racket, but he wasn't having much luck.

"If these birds had money, this would be grand," Waluigi muttered, holding a plate of fresh tacos in his right hand, "But no, they just have to come and try snatching up my food!"

Waluigi screamed as he lost his balance, falling off the roof. Tumbling down, he landed flat on his face, moaning as the seagulls snatched up the fallen tacos.


Waluigi yawned as he stretched his arms, scratching his butt as he smacked his lips. "Hmm... I'm getting not as much people with these tacos..." He snatched a taco and began eating it as he was brainstorming. "Maybe I should try something. Like, something unique to draw in people."

"Golly, maybe you should sell more than tacos," Toadette commented as she burped loudly, finishing her spicy taco.

Waluigi shook his head as he waved his hands at Toadette. "Nah, that would never work." He then paused as he rubbed his chin, his eyes widening a bit. "Or would it...?"


Waluigi looked around, hiding behind some bushes as he was being wary of his surroundings. He then felt the ground shake, of which the bushes all fell into the hole.

"What the?" Waluigi gawked as he ran towards his taco stand, only to trip and fall into another pitfall that was created from another shake, screaming as he failed to prevent himself from falling. "Wah!"

All the quakes were coming from Princess Daisy, who was farting a storm while wearing her sports outfit as she continued munching on all the tacos inside Waluigi's Taco Stand, giggling after every fart, which got louder and more disgusting.


Waluigi was all by himself in his Taco Stand, the sunny weather making things hotter than usual.

"Hmm. Haven't seen much today." Waluigi commented as he rubbed his nose. "Did everyone suddenly decide to head up north?"

A Monty Mole emerged from the ground, getting out of his hole and approaching Waluigi. "You wouldn't happen to sell hot dogs here, would you?"

Waluigi rolled his eyes. "No, but I do have tacos. You want one?"

The Monty Mole blinked, and jumped back into the ground, making another hole. Waluigi sighed as he placed both of his hands on his face.


"You know, I've been to the Oak Ridge National Laboratory in Oak Ridge, Tennessee before." Waluigi commented as he had his lanky arms folded.

Toad munched on a couple of tacos as he blinked, gulping down. "Really? How was it?"

"Boring." Waluigi grumbled as he tilted his head back. "I felt like I was going to die of boredom."

Toad grabbed another taco as he munched on it. "Well hey, at least you got to go to Tennessee for a day! Isn't that something?"

Waluigi sighed as Toad kept munching on the tacos, with the Rhedosaurus peeking through the thick jungle foliage.


Waluigi watched as Daisy was shoving tacos down her throat, nonstop. Toadette and Petey Piranha were watching alongside him, simply amazed.

"Golly, Daisy sure likes her tacos," Toadette commented, wrapping her arms around the back of her mushroom head.

Petey nodded, slowly gnawing on a fishy taco. "Well, you can't blame her. After all, these things are delicious!"

Waluigi sighed as he folded his arms. "I still don't like it that she's my most successful customer. Of all the customers I have that come here regularly, it's the fart face that's the most common one." He sighed in disgust, shaking his head.


"Hmm..." Waluigi commented as he looked at one of his many tacos, deciding to take a taste of it. Munching it for a few seconds, he immediately spat it out as he stuck his tongue out in disgust. "Bleh! These taste terrible!"

He then checked all of the leftover taco, taking bits off as he tasted them, spitting them out immediately.

"Wah! What the hell is wrong with me?" Waluigi exclaimed as he dropped the tacos, shaking his hands. "These taste terrible! I gotta get rid of hem!"

Later, Waluigi was selling the disgusting tacos to the seagulls, who didn't mind snatching them away with ease.


"Well, it's about time to close up," Waluigi remarked as he prepared to close down his taco stand, with it being a clear, starry night in Seaside Hill when Toadette ran up to Waluigi, a sad expression on her face.

"Awww! You're closing up!?" Toadette exclaimed as she frowned, holding her hands together.

Waluigi rolled his eyes as he faced Toadette, placing his hands on his hips. "Well yes, I am closing up! I'm frankly sick of all the damn seagulls that keep trying to take my tacos!"

Toadette then glanced behind Waluigi, to see several seagulls snatching p the tacos that weren't yet placed inside the brown shack. Waluigi turned around, screaming in shock as he chased the seagulls, trying to make them fly away as Toadette watched in awe, her hands on her face as she simply stood there.