"Hey Wally," Toadette asked as she placed her hands behind her back, standing in front of the small white cart filled with tacos as she glanced up at Waluigi. "How come some of the chapters are being condensed down?"
Waluigi yawned as he stretched his arms, facing Toadette. "Because the author wants to make this story big without having so many chapters with just barely over one hundred words."
"...So, anything eventful happening yet?" Toadette asked as she held her hands together in front of her.
Waluigi sighed as he shrugged, shaking his head. "Not yet. Honestly, if I don't get business soon, I think I'll just go back to my apartment."
"...You have an apartment?" Toadette gasped as her eyes widened, becoming interested in the deep lore surrounding Waluigi.
Waluigi simply shook his head as he rolled his right hand around, continuing to make tacos as Toadette kept standing there, eagerly listening to Waluigi's frequent mumbling.
Waluigi noticed there were more Orbinauts than the other badniks. He scratched his head in confusion, seeing as the Orbinauts had no mouths.
"I just don't get it. Why do these circular robotic things want taco?" Waluigi asked as he folded his arms together.
Nearby to the left, a group of five green Orbinauts were oiling themselves with the grease from the taco. Waluigi caught them in the right corner of his right eye, widening his eyes out of being weirded out.
"Waluigi, sometimes it's best not to think about it," Petey Piranha suddenly commented as he patted Waluigi on the head with his left, big leafy hand.
"Man, all this walking is making me hungry!" Toadette exclaimed gleefully as she held her hands together, her stomach growling loudly.
Princess Daisy gasped as she snapped her fingers. "I know! Let's visit Waluigi! He doesn't do anything all day!" She eagerly exclaimed with a grin on her chubby face.
"Neither do you." Petey Piranha whispered from the top of a nearby palm tree.
Daisy realized this was true, and she started crying loudly, with Toadette comforting her.
Waluigi groaned as he gave Vector The Crocodile five tacos, telling the humanoid crocodile, "See what bullshit I have to put up with daily?"
Vector sheepishly rubbed the back of his head with his left hand. "Well, business is business. You can't change that." He stated as he paid Waluigi, accepting the tacos in return.
Waluigi whistled as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head. "Sometimes, I just like to take the time to relax..."
"And not have anything to rhyme with," Toadette interrupted as she placed her hands behind her back, "Must be quite hard thinking of stuff to rhyme."
Waluigi eyed Toadette oddly. "Well of course I didn't rhyme, I wasn't doing any."
"Aren't you suppose to be selling tacos?" Dry Bowser interrupted, resting on a nearby palm tree.
Waluigi gawked as he slapped his head. "Duh! Oh course!" He then started tossing tacos literally everywhere. "Tacos! Tacos here! Get your damn fourth chaos tacos here, everyone!"
"Did he really just go there?" Shadow The Hedgehog grumbled in annoyance as Amy Rose, Rouge The Bat, E-123 Omega, Sonic The Hedgehog, and Silver The Hedgehog all chuckled at the black hedgehog's dismay.
Waluigi noticed that there was a large spider lurking inside his taco stand. He had the power to kill it, but he was fascinated by its presence.
"Hmm. You know, this isn't so bad," Waluigi commented as he handed the spider a taco, "Maybe someone to be around with is just what I need."
The spider took the taco, very slowly munching on it. Waluigi folded his arms as he watched, with virtually no customers coming.
"Yeah. This is great." Waluigi commented as he nodded his head, looking up at the blue sky, "It's nice, quiet, and peaceful. Days like this make it worth it to work here."
Toadette was dancing around in Seaside Hill, enjoying the nice summer breeze coming from the east as she was nearby the taco stand. As usual, Waluigi was selling a large number of tacos to the many happy customers, most of them badniks.
"Man, am I raking in more dough than ever!" Waluigi exclaimed as he glanced up to see Toadette dancing. "It was a great idea to have Toadette attract attention with her cute dancing." He laughed quite heartily.
Petey Piranha, who was on top of the taco stand, nodded as he looked down at Waluigi. "Boy, you said it. Nothing gets an appetite going like watching someone in motion."
Waluigi was back to fixing up his ruined taco stand, with Petey Piranha and Toadette watching. Dry Bowser came by to Seaside Hill, checking out what was happening.
"So, I take it that Daisy stunk the place up," Dry Bowser commented as he rolled his eyes.
Toadette nodded as she held her hands together. "Basically. That girl knows how to wreck a place."
Petey chuckled as he rubbed the back of his gigantic head. "I wonder who would wreck an area more. Wreck It Ralph or Daisy."
Dry Bowser and Petey chuckled as Toadette giggled, while Waluigi ignored the laughter, still pissed about having to remodel his taco stand again.
Waluigi looked into the taco stand, to see if there was anything left inside. Suddenly, the door shut close, causing Waluigi to take a double look as he turned around.
"What the hell?" Waluigi exclaimed as he scratched his head, taking off his purple cap as he scratched on his brown hair.
He then turned around to his right, to see a plate full of tacos, which were suspiciously shining brightly. Waluigi approached the tacos and touched them, only to be burned alive. Waluigi screamed around, the flames spreading as the entire taco stand caught on fire. There was suddenly suspicious sinister laughter heard, presumably from the plate of tacos.
Waluigi watched as the Nokis and Egg Pawns were enjoying the tacos, with more of them buying constant tacos and leaving large piles of green dollar bills. Waluigi laughed as he took in all the cash, placing it inside his huge vault that he recently constructed.
"Ha ha! These tacos are really making me a lot of dough!" Waluigi exclaimed as he rubbed his hands together greedily, "I wouldn't miss this for... well... anything."
Suddenly, there were larger piles of green dollar bills, completely covering the entire taco stand from the inside. Waluigi's screams of joy were replaced with screams for help, the green dollar bills suffocating him.
Waluigi cleaned the yellow counter as he whistled to himself, looking down and wiping the counter with his right finger. Birdo passed by, seeing the two plates filled with fresh tacos.
"Still selling tacos, huh?" Birdo commented as she folded her arms. "That seems kind of odd, don't you think?'
Waluigi shrugged as he shook his head. "Well, people mistake me for being Mexican, so I've learn to put up with it."
Birdo rubbed the back of her head as she murmured. "Err, I don't know, Wal... doesn't it seem racist?"
Silence. Waluigi continued making tacos as Birdo sighed, walking past the Taco Stand while sighing.
"As you can see..." Waluigi stated to Cream The Rabbit as he spun a half eaten chicken flavored taco in his left hand. "It's not easy being me... wah..."
"Yes, I can see that now, Mr. Waluigi!" Cream innocently stated as she held her hands together behind her back, swaying from side to side as she blinked.
Waluigi sighed as he glanced down at Cream. "Agh, you're as obnoxiously cute as Toadette. What is it with characters like you?"
Cream could only giggle in response as Waluigi sighed, shaking his head and going back to making more tacos.