Waluigi was at the volcanic board that was Bowser's Magma Mountain, being near the purple gate that was next to the cave that Bowser was residing in, watching Mario coming up towards him, with Yoshi, Donkey Kong, and Wario all nearby as well. Waluigi watched as Mario was forced to go to Bowser's path, standing on a red space as he cursed.
"Damn-a it!" Mario exclaimed as he slapped his forehead, shaking his head. "I definitely didn't want-a to go up here-a!"
Waluigi held up a taco as he faced Mario. "Instead of wallowing for being stupid, how about you spend your hard earned coins on my tacos?"
"Hey!" Bowser angrily exclaimed as he flailed his arms around, stomping towards Waluigi as he burnt him alive. "Who do you think you are advertising on my board!?"
"Ahhhhoohoohoohooie!" Waluigi exclaimed as he was burnt alive, later being sued by Disney for using the Goofy Holler.
Mario winced as he watched Bowser continue to burn Waluigi, with the others coming up to the same space Mario was on as they watched the show.
"D'oh I missed seeing what shenanigans Waluigi got himself into this time!" Wario exclaimed as he placed his hands on his hips.
"It was a taco stand that killed Waluigi," Donkey Kong commented as he raised his right hand in the air.
Yoshi turned his head to Donkey Kong as he shook his head. "Really, DK?"
Back in Seaside Hill, Shadow The Hedgehog was at the taco stand with Rouge The Bat and E-123 Omega, being there on the account of Rouge being hungry.
"Man, where is he?" Rouge complained as she had both of her hands on her rumbling stomach. "I am in the mood for tacos..."
"Tacos? Why would you want to douge on those gas inducing objects surrounded by a yellow shell?" Omega stated as he moved his mechanical arms around.
Shadow shook his head as hehad his arms folded. "Because Rouge wants to be gassy. How else do you think she keeps on flaunting her butt?"
Rouge chuckled as she held her hands together. "Oh Shadow, that's not the only reason..."
It was then that Waluigi was dragged back to his taco stand by Dry Bowser, with Waluigi being completely burnt.
"What the hell happened to you?" Shadow asked as he glanced down at Waluigi.
"...I was burnt alive... at a stupid volcano... by Bowser..." Waluigi grumbled as he coughed, completely covered in ashes.
"...And that is why I don't bother questioning logic in fanfiction," Omega remarked as he lowered his mechanical arms, shaking his head.
"Welcome to my world." Dry Bowser remarked to Omega as he chucked the burnt Waluigi into the pile of tacos in front of the taco stand, with Waluigi groaning as he could barely feel anything in his body.