Waluigi stretched his arms as he looked up, seeing the moon shining down on the beach as it was quite dark, with there being fewer customers than usual.
"Wah... I'm not having as many people as I normally would," Waluigi remarked as he looked at himself in the mirror, picking up a taco and munching on it. "Maybe I need to take a new approach. Maybe have something extra at my taco stand to get people to stay."
It was then that the reguarly playable main Toad (you know the one, red spotted, blue vest) walked by the taco stand, his arms wrapped around the back of his head. "Why don't you add a port a potty? Having a bathroom seems to get anyone's attention!"
"...It's stupid, but it sounds plausible." Waluigi commented as he rubbed his chin, nodding his head as he snapped his fingers. "Yeah, I think I will try that. Thanks, diaper boy!"
"This is not a diaper!" Toad angrily exclaimed as he stormed off, with Waluigi beginning to construct a new wooden shack near the taco stand in an attempt to get extra business.
"Wahaha... yes, this will be good for me," Waluigi remarked as he kept on building. "And with this installed, that gassy goof Daisy will no longer have an excuse to make a mess in her stained underwear... yeck!"