Waluigi yawned as he walked up to his taco stand, having had a rough night at his apartment in the Mushroom City. He sat on his chair in front of his white taco taco, wrapping his arms around the back of his head as he glanced to his right, to see Petey Piranha snoozing on the pile of tacos.
"...Don't you have a popcorn parlor to run?" Waluigi asked Petey as he eyed him suspiciously.
Petey mumbled in response as he rolled his right big green leaf around, placing it back on his chest after mumbling.
Waluigi squinted as he placed his hands on his hips. "Let me get this straight. You have random Piranha Plants who can run the parlor for you at any given moment?"
Petey nodded in response as he took a taco and munched on it, chuckling as he held the eaten taco in his left leaf.
Waluigi pondered for a moment as he rubbed his pointy chin with his left hand. "Hmmm... that could be good... convincing a couple of random, no named lousy minions to do my work for me..." He then tapped his fingertips together. "Only problem is... where would I be able to find a couple of idiots...?"
He then glanced to his right to see Petey munching on more tacos, with Waluigi angrily shouting at Petey in response, the mutated Piranha Plant shrugging in response as Waluigi pulled out his tennis racket and began smacking Petey for eating his tacos without paying.