Waluigi was in the bustling Casino Park's Bingo Party racecourse at the starting line, watching the various SEGA racers zip by him as he was at his lone white taco cart, sighing as he had his lanky arms folded.
"I got away from Seaside Hill, and I still barely get any business." Waluigi grumbled to himself while he rubbed his chin with his left hand. "Maybe I should advertise more. I would contact Nintendo, but they have no fucking idea on how to market. Hmm..."
"You should get the guys who PR for Sony and Microsoft," The Sonic and SEGA All Stars Racing announcer stated as his voice boomed throughout the entire theme park race course. "They managed to sell their totally not PCs and raked in more millions than the WiiU!"
"...Yeah, I could..." Waluigi commented as he placed his right hand on his hip. "But who's actually gullible enough to buy these tacos...?"
It was then that the four different colored Chu Chus pulled up in their red and white rocket, paying Waluigi in smaller white and blue mice as they took the tacos, taking off. Waluigi watched them take off back onto the racecourse as a giant orange cat came stomping about, squashing him and the white taco cart as it was chasing the tiny white and blue mice.
"Ooh, that's gotta hurt!" The SASASR announcer exclaimed with a heart laugh. "It's a good thing that I'm just the narrator and not part of the race!"
Waluigi groaned in pain and annoyance as he was as flat as a pancake. "Wah... I hate being the twisted evil Luigi... I'm treated worse than that idiot is..."
"Oh if he thinks that fate is bad, he should imagine what it's like to be an actual unique character in 1 of the most successful properties in the world," Arceus laughed while watching this enfold from the safety of the audience seating areas set around the raceway. "I think it's a set path of destiny worse than death!"