Waluigi was chatting with Lakithunder and Lemmy Koopa at his taco stand in Seaside Hill as he noticed Lemmy was balancing on a yellow colored tire, with the three of them having tacos.
"So do you two try to advertise your wares outside of Seaside Hill?" Waluigi asked as he munched on a chicken flavored taco.
Lemmy moved his hands around as he rolled his tire back and forth. "Well, I started off in the Sunshine Airport, but I've been moving all over the place! Turns out establishing yourself at the other race courses is a good deal!"
"Really?" Lakithunder remarked as his eyes lit up, rubbing his hands together as he smirked. "That sounds like a shocking discovery you made there, boy. Maybe I ought to get some new locations to farm out the electricity for a sparking boom in success!"
Waluigi and Lemmy groaned as they rolled their eyes to the back of the heads, with Lakithunder shrugging in response.
"Come on! Don't tell me you guys never made puns before!" Lakithunder snapped back in his defense.
Waluigi was at the Sunshine Airport, watching the babies and Koopalings race as they was at an empty spot near the starting line, being on the left side as Toadette dashed up to Waluigi, watching the road to see if anyone was speeding by.
"Hey there Wally! Actually making your presence more known here, huh?" Toadette asked as she placed her hands behind her back. "How about a couple of tacos for dear old me?"
Waluigi scoffed as he placed his left hand on his face. "What do I look like, charity? Buy something or don't bother,"
Toadette murmured as she placed her hands on her hips. "Well, you're feeling nice today." She then shook her head as she headed out of the airport terminal.
Waluigi simply rolled his eyes as he kept on making tacos, watching more of the racers zip by.
Waluigi was now selling tacos in the tropical Dolphin Shoals racecourse, with the dolphins splashing in and out of the water as Waluigi was on the rocky platform jetting out of the sea, being near the starting line on the right as he saw Wendy O' Koopa and Iggy Koopa ram into each other, both of them riding the Wiggler bikes.
"Wah. Why can't they just take a chill pill and enjoy the day? And buy some tacos from me?" Waluigi remarked as he picked up a BBQ sauced taco, munching on it as he them screamed in pain, his mouth burning as he jumped into the sea, cooling off his mouth.
King Bowser Koopa drove by in a pipe framed kart, laughing as he pointed at Waluigi, getting pelted by a green Koopa shell chucked at him by the red robed Shy Guy riding on the Yoshi bike, with the koopa king growling as he rammed into Shy Guy. Waluigi resurfaced, grumbling as he had his eyes narrowed.
"Ugh... I knew that taking Daisy's suggestion for adding that BBQ sauce was a bad idea..." Waluigi muttered to himself in disgust, shaking his head.
Waluigi was at the dusty Bone Dry Dunes racecourse, with him settled by the starting line as expected, Dry Bowser walking up to him as he folded his boney arms together.
"So, going across all the race courses in Mario Kart 8, eh?" Dry Bowser remarked as he faced Waluigi.
Waluigi nodded his head as he rolled his right hand around, a pile of fresh tacos on his left. "Yeah. Might as well take advantage of the fact that I'm actually playable, you know?"
Dry Bowser murmured as he lowered his eyes. "Yet they kicked me off the roster in spite of giving me two courses."
"That's Nintendo for ya. They always do stupid shit that eventually bites them in the ass." Waluigi remarked as he shook a taco, munching on it as Dry Bowser shrugged and left the tall lanky human to sell his tacos.
